Interesting how a little cocaine purchase might finally land this foreign born former B+ list rocker some jail time after all of the deaths he facilitated by providing drugs to the vulnerable. Oh, or the killing of cats.
Doesn't Butthole Eyes remind you of the modern day Pete Doherty? He checks all the boxes. Dorky drug addict who bangs hot chicks and it makes zero sense.
Reminds me (yet again) of one of the funniest lines I read on the old Holy Moly site a decade or so ago when the pathetic, whey faced, rich but slumming it, rent boy, Doherty, avoided jail time here YET AGAIN, after his umpteenth drug bust:
"Fuck me! I don't think they'll ever send Doherty to prison. Even if he turned up in court wearing Madeline McCann as a hat"
God bless the stranger who wrote that. I coughed up a fit laughing.
Lots of establishment figures apparently. I heard he specialised in legal and political types. That's the reasoning behind the theory that it was his favours and who used them that ensured he stayed out of jail for so long.
The UK judiciary is so filthy and corrupt it makes the Chicago judiciary and political figures look like pious, unblemished, saintly virgins.
@ Flashy. OT but just a quick question. If the law enforcement there doesn't carry side arms how do they deal with the bad guys? Do they just walk up and say "excuse me sir, would you please quit axe murdering your room mate?" I understand they can call in for someone to bring a gun, so then they just stand around and wait? I imagine a lot of the officers get seriously hurt or killed?? Just curious how that works.
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ReplyDeleteDoesn't Butthole Eyes remind you of the modern day Pete Doherty? He checks all the boxes. Dorky drug addict who bangs hot chicks and it makes zero sense.
ReplyDeletebutthole eyes? lmao. who is that, pete davidson? he has butthole eyes.
ReplyDeleteI'm referring to Pete Davidson :)
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ReplyDeletehttps://metro.co.uk/2019/11/08/pete-doherty-arrested-buying-cocaine-3am-drug-deal-france-11065768/
I thought the butthole eyes was from his Crohn’s disease. Eye roll
ReplyDeleteOh it was Doherty's huskies that killed the cat, not him personally. Still awful pet ownership but not in the serial killer zone.
ReplyDeleteHe drugged the cat and made videos laughing about it.
DeleteThat should have land him in jail. Or some good old street justice
Lookin at Pete butthole eyes Davidson creeps me out now, but what happens when he ages? I shudder at the mere thought of it.
ReplyDeleteA life as an Uncle Fester lookalike beckons.
Delete@A.Claire Davidson will eventually morph into the George Soros look...
ReplyDeleteKilling cats....?
ReplyDeleteBurn in hell Bastardo!
What would Steve Buscemi's eyes look like on Pete Davidson?
ReplyDeletePete Doherty is like a walking public ashtray
ReplyDeleteCant blame him for killing cats. Horrible animals.
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DeleteDogs kill more people every year (30-50) than cats.
ReplyDeletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States
Reminds me (yet again) of one of the funniest lines I read on the old Holy Moly site a decade or so ago when the pathetic, whey faced, rich but slumming it, rent boy, Doherty, avoided jail time here YET AGAIN, after his umpteenth drug bust:
ReplyDelete"Fuck me! I don't think they'll ever send Doherty to prison. Even if he turned up in court wearing Madeline McCann as a hat"
God bless the stranger who wrote that. I coughed up a fit laughing.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
DeleteYeah, Pete Doherty was an escort to men in high places, supposedly. He filmed himself giving his cat a hit off the crack pipe.
ReplyDelete@Guesser, Well he also fed a cat to his two huskies too.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7752482/pete-doherty-dogs-savaged-cat-attack-claims/
Ewwww, he was an escort?? Gross, who's paying for that??!! He looks like a walking disease.
ReplyDeleteThere were blinds suggesting that he dates women, gets them high a few times, then lets them OD and walks away to let them die.
ReplyDeleteCats? Like in little kitties? I hadn't known this. As if he's not bad enough. I hope he burns!
ReplyDelete@Hush, There have got to be easier ways to get rid of Tinder dates.
ReplyDelete@Jennifer.
ReplyDeleteLots of establishment figures apparently.
I heard he specialised in legal and political types.
That's the reasoning behind the theory that it was his favours and who used them that ensured he stayed out of jail for so long.
The UK judiciary is so filthy and corrupt it makes the Chicago judiciary and political figures look like pious, unblemished, saintly virgins.
You think they have to wear those gowns and wigs?
Nope, that's a lifestyle choice.��
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DeleteAnd why do you think they call them briefs?
Delete@ Flashy. OT but just a quick question. If the law enforcement there doesn't carry side arms how do they deal with the bad guys? Do they just walk up and say "excuse me sir, would you please quit axe murdering your room mate?" I understand they can call in for someone to bring a gun, so then they just stand around and wait? I imagine a lot of the officers get seriously hurt or killed?? Just curious how that works.
ReplyDeletePete Docherty: he’s fucking scum, on so many levels. He’s fucking shady, and has a smack-addled face that’s much too reminiscent of sweaty cheese.
ReplyDeleteCount:literally the most offense thing you’ve said on this site, ever!
@LaurenMaye. Yep pretty much.
ReplyDeleteThough where I live the cops are always armed.
ReplyDelete@ Flashy. Thanks for the answer. I can't believe the officers are ok with that. :/
ReplyDeleteCount, you've written some things on this site which have been beyond the pale. However, I strive to find the human in every person.
ReplyDeleteThis catist stance of yours has stretched me to the very limit.
Be advised.
Cats are awful. Feral ones 2x as bad.
ReplyDeleteOK, that's it. You're off my Christmas card list. !!!
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