This older permanent A+ list model is looking for a new boyfriend but is telling potential suitors that she plans on remaining celibate the rest of her life and that sex just complicates things.
She puts you in her will and then she kicks off? Kate Moss is a good guess as well, but there may come a time she's desperate for drugs and is broke AF.
As the Count might remark, there's a difference between sex and commerce. She may establish hard lines and keep things celibate with her boyfriend, but rent out her lady bits when times are tough.
@hope Thanks for the laugh. "Most of the waterfront properties on the east coast' are owned by a plethora of foreign investors, not a hair flipping model.
@Studio54: No, Bowie did not die of AIDS. He died of Liver Cancer. Stop spreading vicious rumors. And of course Iman had sex with him. Often, I’m sure. That is why she is willing to date, but wants to stay celibate. (Read the blind.) She’s still in love with her husband who she misses dearly.
@Studio54: No, Bowie did not die from AIDS, he died from Liver Cancer. Please stop spreading vicious rumors. And yes, Iman slept with him, I’m sure quite often. (Read the Blind.) She is saying she is willing to date, (I’m assuming for companionship) but doesn’t want to have sex anymore. Probably because Bowie was the love of her life & she misses him greatly.
@Studio54: No, Bowie did not die from AIDS, he died from Liver Cancer. Please stop spreading vicious rumors. And yes, Iman slept with him (I’m assuming quite often). Read the blind. It says that she wants to date (I’m assuming for companionship), but doesn’t want to sleep with anyone. I’m assuming because Bowie was the love of her life, and she misses him greatly.
Christie Brinkley?
ReplyDeleteNaomi?
ReplyDeleteThey're all getting pretty old. Expiry date well past.
ReplyDeleteIt could be Christie. I think she was playing dress up like Sailor my doppleganger in the DM last night.
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ReplyDeleteLook alike Sandy...
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ReplyDeleteVery much so
ReplyDeleteJust to be different, how about Kate Moss?
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ReplyDeleteA well-thought-out strategy. What's the upside to dating her?
ReplyDeleteShe puts you in her will and then she kicks off?
ReplyDeleteKate Moss is a good guess as well, but there may come a time she's desperate for drugs and is broke AF.
As the Count might remark, there's a difference between sex and commerce. She may establish hard lines and keep things celibate with her boyfriend, but rent out her lady bits when times are tough.
ReplyDeleteHow about Iman?
ReplyDeleteWow she must have gone way past her ho mileage. No tread left, just steel belts showing through.
ReplyDeleteWho said she won't get out of bed for less than $10,000/-?
ReplyDeleteI feel it's her, sex for money or no sex at all!
That was Linda Evangelista, @Indie.
ReplyDeleteIndieRaga, It was Linda Evangelista, now 54 and a grandmother.
ReplyDeleteLauren Hutton?
ReplyDeletejerry hall, you don't really believe she's banging rupert murdoch..
ReplyDelete@SWDancer: I agree that this is Iman. Probably also has to do with the fact that she’s never gotten over Bowie.
ReplyDelete@Brayson: Iman is still quite beautiful.
@Aqua, Yeah tread isn't a face reference. Think tire tread. Thank Count for that one! 😅
ReplyDeleteChristie is quite wealthy. She owns most of waterfront properties on the east coast!
ReplyDeletePaulina?
ReplyDelete@hope
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh. "Most of the waterfront properties on the east coast' are owned by a plethora of foreign investors, not a hair flipping model.
@Marjorie: Paulina already has a bf.
ReplyDelete@ Brayson: I knew what you meant but how do you determine ‘Thread’? # of partners, total # of times that you’ve had sex? I’m honestly curious.
Damn spellcheck: tread.
ReplyDeleteIman has enough money for many lifetimes, and she would never yacht.
ReplyDeleteAnother vote for Christie Brinkley.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Bowie die from AIDS? If so, Iman was smart to not have sex with him.
@Studio54: No, Bowie did not die of AIDS. He died of Liver Cancer. Stop spreading vicious rumors. And of course Iman had sex with him. Often, I’m sure. That is why she is willing to date, but wants to stay celibate. (Read the blind.) She’s still in love with her husband who she misses dearly.
ReplyDelete@Studio54: No, Bowie did not die from AIDS, he died from Liver Cancer. Please stop spreading vicious rumors. And yes, Iman slept with him, I’m sure quite often. (Read the Blind.) She is saying she is willing to date, (I’m assuming for companionship) but doesn’t want to have sex anymore. Probably because Bowie was the love of her life & she misses him greatly.
ReplyDelete@Studio54: No, Bowie did not die from AIDS, he died from Liver Cancer. Please stop spreading vicious rumors. And yes, Iman slept with him (I’m assuming quite often). Read the blind. It says that she wants to date (I’m assuming for companionship), but doesn’t want to sleep with anyone. I’m assuming because Bowie was the love of her life, and she misses him greatly.
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