Many decades ago, arguably the best version of this particular work by a permanent A++ writer whose authorship has come into question was made.
It starred this permanent A+ Oscar nominated/ Oscar winning actor who would have sex with anyone - Man, woman, you name it. It also starred this older Oscar nominated character actor who played the role that gave the film its name.
Also in the film was this Oscar nominated foreign born actor who was probably A in his time and had a very recognizable speaking style. He was in a lot of classic films. This actor smoked a pipe and during shooting breaks would look for places in the large set where he could smoke quietly. However, he gave this up as one time he came across the A+ actor and the older actor having sex in what they thought was a remote corner.
It starred this permanent A+ Oscar nominated/ Oscar winning actor who would have sex with anyone - Man, woman, you name it. It also starred this older Oscar nominated character actor who played the role that gave the film its name.
Also in the film was this Oscar nominated foreign born actor who was probably A in his time and had a very recognizable speaking style. He was in a lot of classic films. This actor smoked a pipe and during shooting breaks would look for places in the large set where he could smoke quietly. However, he gave this up as one time he came across the A+ actor and the older actor having sex in what they thought was a remote corner.
Brando would f*ck a mailbox, just sayin'
ReplyDeletebrando?On the Waterfront?
ReplyDeleteor Tenessee Williams/Streetcar Named DEsire
ReplyDeleteJulius Caesar, Brando,Louis Calhern as Julius?
ReplyDeleteNick Dennis foreign born actor/Karl Malden?
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ReplyDeleteI think Brando won for streetcar, so Williams is the author but not sure hes been questioned for plagiarism
ReplyDeleteJohn Gielgood and James Mason were also in Julius Caesar
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ReplyDelete+1 Sandybrook for Julius Caesar
ReplyDeleteI bet John Gielgud was the pipe smoker catching Brando smoking Calhern's pipe. Giggity.
ReplyDeleteHamlet (1964)
ReplyDeleteAuthor- William Shakespeare
Older Oscar nominated character actor- Richard Burton (Hamlet)
Permanent A+ Oscar nominated/ Oscar winning actor- Hume Cronyn
Can't figure the third one though. John Cullum is in the cast, and he's won or been nominated for a bunch of awards, but no Oscar.
Is smoking pipe a euphemism for something here!
ReplyDeleteWho's the older hag?
Gielgud would have joined in.
ReplyDeleteJames Mason was the pipe smoker, so its the 1953 Julius Caeser with Brando and Calhern as the actors caught in flagrent delicto.
flagrent delicto.....lolzzz
DeleteYou so funny !
It's an actual term.
Deletehttps://www.lexico.com/en/definition/in_flagrante_delicto
So what did they use for lube back then?
ReplyDeleteButter, motherfucker! This is Brando. You gotta ask? Wow, just wow.
DeleteDid they use more than a knob?
DeleteThis is "Julius Caesar". 1953
ReplyDeleteWilliam Shakespeare from Stratford-Upon-Avon wrote Shakespeare's works.
ReplyDeleteBrando. The Godfather??
ReplyDeleteShakespeare's authorship has been called into question by the kind Paedo-posh types who can't conceive a small town Tanner's son from the West Midlands could write such epics.
ReplyDelete"character actor who played the role that gave the film its name." At least we know the film has to have a character in the title.
ReplyDeleteIt is fun to trigger some people by talking random smack about Shakespeare, the way their heads explode you'd think you were knocking religion to a fanatic.
ReplyDeleteJC is a better guess. Well done.
ReplyDeleteJames Mason was the guy who found Brando and Calhern going at it.
ReplyDeleteMason had a distinctive speaking style!
Bacon. Bacon wrote everything from the KJV to Shakespeare. Pretty much created the language as we know it. Get up to speed.
ReplyDeleteMmmmmm....bacon!
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Neither Streetcar nor Waterfront got its name from one of its lead character. Julius Caesar makes the most sense to me.
ReplyDelete@Derp, Haha it's so obvious they even put it in the name. Plus it's edible so would have been kosher for tossing and clean up. Eventually Brando got too fat for f*cking and just stuck to the eating.
ReplyDelete@momo, But what of Edward de Vere?
ReplyDeletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxfordian_theory_of_Shakespeare_authorship
The writer has to be Shakespeare because there are several docs and the movie 'Anonymous' that pretty much prove there was no Shakes-Spear that was a writer during this Elizabethen time. Probably Brando
ReplyDeleteBrando was good
DeleteBut he did not write any of Shakespeare's stuff!
@longtimereader your explanation of the bias against Shakespeare's authorship makes the most sense of all the theories. Nobody does classism better than bonny England.
ReplyDeleteHmm. Louis Calhern died while filming Teahouse of the August Moon, which starred Marlon Brando.
ReplyDeleteI'm just LOLing at William Shakespeare being described as a "permanent A++ writer."
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ReplyDeleteTKAM:
ReplyDeleteHarper Lee. Truman Capote was the authentic author.
Gregory Peck
Frank Overton
Robert Duvall
Harper Lee's editor wrote most of TKAM. Which is a shitty book/movie.
ReplyDeleteShakespeare wrote his own shit, people are navel gazing assholes.
The movie is Julius Caesar, obvi Brando for the serial fucker.
@Rabbit Who was the pipe smoker of the three?
ReplyDeleteAn old friend of mine, sadly now gone, knew Marlon and said he was gay and that everyone knew it. Didn't stop him from having a slew of children. I'm guessing he was sexually fluid.
ReplyDeleteBisexual. Not gay. He has 10 children with women. Last one with housekeeper who popped out 4 before he croaked. Gay men do not fuck women on a ling term basis but bi do.
DeleteBrand in Julius Caesar.
ReplyDeleteI just don't buy a lot of these "reader blinds."
Marlon Brando in Julius Caesar.
ReplyDeleteI really don't buy a lot of these "reader blinds."
Edward De Vere was nobility, and at the time it was considered scandalous for them to frequent (let alone write for) the theatre as it was for low, common folk.
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