If you are a closeted former A+ list athlete turned B+ lister, what better way to cover all those stories that came out a few years ago, the finding a beard. A willing beard. A beard so young, she was just happy to be with the athlete. I wonder if he is telling her they will save sex for marriage.
Tim Tebow
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ReplyDeleteThis is Tim Tebow, but, yes. A Christian person HAS to be gay if he wants to follow his religion and wait until marriage. Eye roll. Very bigoted.
ReplyDeleteI thought Tebow was engaged to a former Miss Universe? Did they split?
ReplyDeleteI think enty's point is that they will not have sex after marriage either, because Tebow is ya know, gay.
ReplyDeleteHenry Cavill was also closeted and gay until he wasn't it and suddenly into multiple 18 y/o girls playing video games. LOL
ReplyDeleteI honestly don't care about about Tim Tebow at all haha, but, if he was Muslim/ Hindu/ Jewish or any other religion/ or non religion couple that wanted to wait until marriage (I have known a couple of agnostic friends who wanted to save sex for marriage) they don't automatically come up with the narrative they are closeted.
Also, if they never sleep together she could publicly out him ala Renee Z. and cite fraud as a reason for divorce and if they do consummate the marriage she will get ton of hush money in a divorce. Either way. She is set. LOL
Yeah @guesser he's engaged to a Miss Universe but she's about 8 years younger than he is, so naive and young I think the Entern is tossing out.
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ReplyDelete@TeeHee, Get real, a male 32 year old virgin? If he hasn't been f*cking something on the side then he's closer to priesthood or being a monk than any real marriage.
ReplyDeleteDidn't all the rumors about Tebow being gay start when he and Aaron Hernandez were roommates in college? The way Tebow tells it their coach asked for the pairing so Tebow could keep an eye on Hernandez. Being LDS I can believe the purity pledge but being a closeted athlete isn't a stretch either.
ReplyDeleteAgreed Brayson87... Being 22 and a virgin is one thing... being 32 and a virgin is a completely different set of psychological issues.
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ReplyDeleteDon't the young and uneducated say that the backdoor doesn't count?
ReplyDeleteIt's the Mormons. And it's called The Poophole Loophole.
DeleteSome people do not count oral as actual "sex. " because by definition it is sodomy. So, by technical dictionary terms you are still a virgin if your penis has not gone into a vagina.
ReplyDeleteI never got the distinction with religious people because the Christian Bible/ God is clear on both of those topics. But, without a doubt it is PR talking point.
But, from what I understand the argument is they still want to save something special for marriage in order their a reason to get married in the first place.
My main complaint is that it seems especially target at Christian is all.
@Ann,@sandybrook,I forgot about Tebow and Hernandez, but yes,I suppose she would be ignorant of his past as she would have been young then. Considering how much trouble Hernandez was in even in college,it's unbelievable what the NFL lets in. Enty's blind makes me think way younger.
ReplyDeleteHenry Cahill was never an A list athlete. But he and others(Drake?) May be using the young girls to delete the gay issue. Or is it the other way around?
ReplyDeleteAfter 18 there are way more fake virgins than real ones.
ReplyDeleteHenry is now an athlete? Hmmmm
ReplyDelete@Unknown, Someone got Christian triggered and the whole blind got sloppy.
ReplyDeleteI was an adult when I found out that some people don't consider oral or anal "real sex". I thought the idea was nonsense then and I still think it's nonsense all these years later.
ReplyDeleteAgreed.
DeleteOnce again, Tim Tebow is not gay, not that there is anything wrong with it, and he would not consider anything wrong with it. Ffs.
ReplyDeleteSome of us "regular" ppl in the world actually know him. His relationship is genuine
@Truthseeker I don't know if Tim Tebow is gay and neither do you, people are married to people for decades without knowing that they're gay, only he knows his sexuality. I can easily believe he's a virgin though whether he's gay or straight if his faith is that important to him.
ReplyDelete@Aoife--- One of our former Commander in Chiefs, Bill Clinton, famously said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" in an attempt to parse language. Subsequent to his statement we learned he received a blow job from "that woman" but nothing else.
ReplyDelete@Uknown, Don't forget what he did with the cigar tube.
ReplyDeleteOops Cavill is not an athlete but that guess is interesting in one regard.....
ReplyDeleteSO much has been put out about his underage girl interest that it could be deflection and WELL think about it. VERY young girls are pliable. If you say you don't want to fool around, or you want them to do XYZ or give you a BJ in the dark etc, they WOULD AND WILL if they are malleable enough. Then you get the beard part... without it being an older woman with threats, needs, contracts... just young girls that won't talk or be believed. That being said, agree with Tebow.
Not everyone that spreads their legs as a teenager is overly-religious or 'weird.' People with morals still exist.
ReplyDeleteI know nothing about this guy & his preferences, but it’s possible he’s asexual. I was a 32 year old virgin, though not for lack of offers. In the great buffet of life, some of us are perfectly happy to skip the hot dogs & tuna.
Delete@Rosie — I am very much enjoying the “Poophole Loophole” phrase!! 😂🤣😂 Now I’m wondering how to work it in to everyday conversations without sounding deranged.
ReplyDeleteGive me that sweet sensation of a rock hard rationalisation...
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