Despite a little hiccup in coverage, it appears this media conglomerate which owns Kneepads and will put the couple on the cover once again as part of the deal, also landed the first interview with the talk show they own which is hosted by the one named host.
Ellen and Megan and Harry
ReplyDeleteFat Markle, Harry, and Ellen.
ReplyDeleteFor every twit that utters "Fat Markle," I'm outing them as having an Insignificant Dick.
DeleteSend them away, send them away! :(
ReplyDeleteGuess late night hosts can't go by their first names, people would get confused.
ReplyDeletePoor Ellen and her busted Zika head. Giiiirl wtf is wrong with a stylist if you have the cash? Ugh
ReplyDeletewow, repulsive couple on the cover of a magazine and featured in a tell-all interview. What could go wrong? You know, Ellen, she's going to come for you if the reaction to her interview isn't what she expected. She really believes that there's something she can do, other than shut her big trap for several years, which will make people like her.
ReplyDeleteTBF, they are box office and any news outlet would love the ratings.
ReplyDeleteHow is Ellen one named host? Isnt her name- Ellen Degeneres?
ReplyDeleteI'm so happy she didn't win a grammy last night! What is/was up with that hair don't? Ellen is only in it for Ellen. Look for her to somehow get in on any possible way to profit from MeAgain & whooped Harry... I didn't think myself a petty person, but I am finding joy in the contesting of their trademark...... heheheh Maybe I'm just petty on Mondays?!?
ReplyDeletePerhaps someday Portia will be free and able to be a wonderful actress again.
ReplyDeletePeople Mag/Hapless & Rachel, aka charlatan duchess/Not so nice Ellen.
ReplyDeleteyawn. who cares. markle is a loser. harry is wayward. next story please.
ReplyDeleteSweaty & Dopey.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or are Ellen's ears seeming to grow larger - I no longer can look at her without focusing on those things....
ReplyDeleteto be fair, people are repulsed by her hideous personality. Her vendetta against Kate is just one example. Then there's Victoria Beckham, her father, and even the Queen.
ReplyDelete@Katrina, She's becoming a keebler elf. Do an image search comparing the two and tell me I'm wrong.
ReplyDeletethought it was oprah and gayle king getting the interview?
ReplyDelete@brayson87 You totally cracked me up with your comment - but I agree 100%
ReplyDeleteNoticed her ears too @katrina.
DeleteI'd bet on the fact that Farkle will fuck it up worse than it already is for herself
ReplyDelete+1 @MDAnderson
ReplyDeleteMeghan Markle regrets giving up acting career for royal life which didn’t compare to her life as a TV star
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Sources say Meghan kept her high-powered Hollywood team after she married Harry in May 2018. Her publicist and agent are busy securing future film and TV projects for Meghan.
Rumor has it that Oprah Winfrey declined to help open doors for Meghan in Hollywood out of respect for the Queen.
As a result, Meghan offered her first exclusive interview to TV host Ellen Degeneres as a snub to Oprah's OWN Network.
http://sandrarose.com/2020/01/meghan-markle-regrets-giving-up-acting-career-for-royal-life-which-didnt-compare-to-her-life-as-a-tv-star/
Appearing in the Channel 5 documentary Meghan & The Markles: A Family At War, biographer Andrew Morton claimed that the Duchess of Sussex was determined to achieve stardom as an actress before marrying into the Royal Family.
DeleteBefore she catapulted to stardom as Rachel Zane in legal drama Suits, Meghan enjoyed a brief stint as a Deal or No Deal briefcase model and even appeared as "Hot Girl" in noughties rom-com A Lot Like Love.
Commenting on the early days of Meghan's career, Andrew Morton said: "Let's not forget that, for ten years, her budding career as an actress was something of a failure.
"She was kind of, at 30, over the hill, in Hollywood terms, when she got this gig in Suits."
Umm, yeah, because she was such a star before she married Harry.
ReplyDelete@squirrel mistress, Oprah and Gayle did something to offend her, like not complimenting her enough in their email exchanges, so Markle will hold it against them for the rest of their lives.
ReplyDelete@Aqua, Well she did get to see a lot more ceilings. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe media conglomerate that owns "Kneepads" is no longer the same as the one as the one that owns the talk show. "People" is owned by the Meredith Corporation. "Ellen" is produced by Warner Bros. subsidiary Telepictures. If CDAN is wrong about such basic facts, how can we trust them on anything?
ReplyDeleteThe only person who should be on the cover of the next issue they are working on is Kobe Bryant.
ReplyDelete@Joe, yes they haven't been in cahoots since 2014. But they were for 11 years previously.
ReplyDeletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ellen_DeGeneres_Show
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meredith_Corporation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_(magazine)
Fat Markle and Half Prince live in Canada. People is a US publication. So who gives an eff?
ReplyDeleteI love the meme going around about MM. "The first woman to ever turn a Prince into a frog."
ReplyDeleteDiana's estate at the time of her death, according to Forbes magazine, was valued at $31.5 million. The boys each inherited their half when they turned 25. I doubt that figure includes jewelry, antiques, heirlooms and memorabilia. Unless Harry blew through his money, then they are hardly starting from scratch. I'm tired of it being played as if they are starting over as some kind of fresh, new, struggling couple in the Canadian wilderness. Ugh. Just please stay out of BC (unless you are in Vancouver) and AB. I'm close to those parts of Canada and they are still pristine and sane.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's time for Canada to finally declare its independence from the Commonwealth. I'm not saying they should join the U.S., but maybe get away from bowing their heads to Disneyland tropes and be their own sovereign. You know if sh!t hits the fan their first call isn't going to be to the UK or the UN, it's going to be their friendly neighbor who keeps a war machine in his garage.
ReplyDeleteI read some interesting bit about Pit stains trying to get on the 'Made in Chelsea' show, which is something like The Hills for UK audience. I'm pretty sure she was too old to even have a 'friend' role on that.
ReplyDeleteAnyways, its entertaining to watch this dumpster fire.
Ellen's ears.... Only thing I see when I look at her, they are almost the length of her head.
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ReplyDelete@longtime They aren't really. The specials featuring the Harkles that have aired previously have had only middling ratings at best.
ReplyDelete@MissDavie Harry gets dividends on his inheritance, which after the taxes he now must pay will likely equal less than half a million pounds a year. Certainly not a pittance but hardly enough to keep him in royal fashion, much less fulfill his greedy, grasping wife's every desire.
@Brayson As a Canadian myself, I both like and appreciate our links to England and to the Queen.
ReplyDeleteAnd our love affair with the U.S. has been over for a looooong time now.
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ReplyDeleteBut wait! If Meghan catapulted to fame, and she has a powerful team securing film and television roles for her, why in the hell would Meghan need Oprah to open doors for her? It looks like all the doors are swinging wide open for Meghan. She has no need of Oprah. Ellen must be a consolation prize. It must be Ellen's ears that made her second choice. Looking forward to seeing Ms. Markle in her next starring role.
ReplyDeleteI came here to post about the one named thing, and I see that people beat me to it. When someone has a famous first and last name, you can't say that they are a one name celeb.
ReplyDeleteNo surprise Meagan's white-half is starting to act like a racist and shunning Oprah & Gayle for lily Yte Ellen.
ReplyDeletehttps://zelo-street.blogspot.com/2020/01/mirror-titles-in-real-hacking-trouble.html
ReplyDeleteMarkle is no different than any brainless actress in old Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteThey spent too much on clothing.
They thought they were too glam for pregnancy, so they hid it, faked it, or terminated it.
They chased after rich husbands.
Markle is no different.