December 27, 2019
This older permanent A+ list model is looking for a new boyfriend but is telling potential suitors that she plans on remaining celibate the rest of her life and that sex just complicates things.
Christie Brinkley
This older permanent A+ list model is looking for a new boyfriend but is telling potential suitors that she plans on remaining celibate the rest of her life and that sex just complicates things.
Christie Brinkley
At least she is being honest. Lol.
ReplyDeleteWell good luck to her then. Unless an automatic hall pass comes with this arrangement, not many guys are going to be interested.
ReplyDeleteShe can beard and pretend she's cougaring like Kate Beckinsale.
ReplyDeleteBut she still charges by the hour right?
ReplyDeleteShe's in her 60's, she probably has no sex drive anymore & is dry down there.
ReplyDeleteMade me laugh and I'm a 55 year old woman.
DeleteDamn Molly, ageist at all?
ReplyDeleteOk so... Obvs you're just on my shitlist today but it's annoying af that once again you post wo thinking.
DeleteThis is not actually ageist. It is true-ist
Sometimes I wonder if u just post stuff to be the cool, woke schitts Creek David and have everyone like you.
Relax. You're good enough being you.
Just. Be. You.
Sound like it to me Brayson. Women hate their moms is nothing new.
DeleteSo who gets paid, him or her.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she has a medical condition, or rich guys are terrible lays
ReplyDeleteNot everybody has high hormones. I don’t - everybody raves about sex, but I’m mentally making my grocery list. People are all different.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure she will find some takers. Some guy who wants the press and exposure and 'prestige' of it - look at all the fake relationships in Hollywood. She could socially be someone's girlfriend but then let him sleep with other women. Plenty of takers I am sure.
ReplyDeleteShe had a serious skiing accident & was in a helicopter crash a long time ago & was left with nerve damage. As a young woman with nerve damage myself I can see the effect of that plus menopause would leave her wanting a different kind of relationship. That's ok. At least she's honest. We can't all be sex bombs for life, yo.
ReplyDelete@Rosie, There are lots of horny older people, there are lots of asexual younger people. When Molly said that because a woman was in her 60's she probably had no sex drive, that seemed a little ageist to me. Reduced maybe, but saying no sex drive based solely on being older, how is that not ageist? Do you know how many swingers there are in retirement communities? Some folks f*ck until they die.
ReplyDeleteWoke? This has been me before any of this Woke bullsh!t started. Every human is equally worthy and equally worthless. You are not special, you are as special as everyone else.
Anyone catch her new face? It's a disaster. Her face is going to star in the next Youtube video with the botched plastic surgery cases.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I was so sure that this was Iman!
ReplyDelete@ Brayson, if you find a horny 60 year old woman, check her bank account. Unless she is on hormone replacement therapy, it's most likely the mojave desert in the nether regions. There are options, but I wouldn't do it unless it was for true love. Or money, hahaha. Just kidding.
ReplyDeleteSo her squeeze box is fried. God gave women three holes knowing this will happen. Redundancy isn't just for airplanes and nuclear power plants.
ReplyDeleteF*cking christmas, a$$holes are dry too but people make it work, it's called lube.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it necessarily an issue with her? Maybe she just got bored of faking it for some guy 🤷🏼♀️
ReplyDelete@cece Can I introduce you to my son? Sex doesn't appear to even be on his radar. Let's just say that's a VERY different attitude from his parents'. LOL
ReplyDeleteHaha
DeleteIf she pays for my hookers, i'll be her boyfriend. Otherwise she gonna be changing some old Sumner Redstome types diapers.
ReplyDeleteShe's just weeding out the "sport fuckers"
ReplyDeleteIf Christie isn't game for standard fare, missionary style copulation (which literally only requires a swash of lube and her willingness to lay down upon on a plush surface for a few minutes) then WHY IN THE HELL would she ever be down for a potential mudslide by utilizing the rear entrance?!? That ish requires PLANNING. We're talking high fiber diet for days prior, fasting the day of, and douching the lower deck to prevent mud barnacles, if ya catch my drift. 😉😂
ReplyDeleteIf Christie is hanging a 'Closed' sign on the front door these days, the back door has been boarded up and bolted shut for decades. No ageism here, because a GIRL'S GOTTA RETIRE SOMETIME! She made sex with Billy Joel and that weirdo pedophile dude after him. She's MORE than earned her right to retire!!!
Sex and menopause is probably about as predictable as hair after chemo.
ReplyDeleteRegardless all the wives tales, you'll probably still be having plenty to keep your head covered.
The way most people talk it's getting married not getting old that kills the sex drive of a woman.
Q: How do you cure a nymphomaniac?
DeleteA: Marry her.
I always wondered why a mook like Billy Joel dumped her ass. Now I know.
ReplyDeleteMenopause hit me like a ton of bricks. One needs prescription lube (literally) for comfortable sex. If it was just the old in and out, OK. but no, he needs the whole production. ix-nay.
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ReplyDeleteWhy would you believe this blind ? What makes you think that Enty has access to that information?
cece, you've had some awful sex if you make grocery lists in your head. This is coming from a woman btw.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I hate to blame it solely on bad sex. It was mostly how my ex and I just weren’t meant to be together. Hard to have good sex if you don’t feel loved, or that’s my take on it anyway.
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