Thursday, May 28, 2020

Today's Blind Items - Parody

He was always taken at his word. He insisted that, despite the lyrics of his songs and the scripts or movies he made, he wasn't really interested in having sex with family members or young children. Foreign born. A+ lister in his own country. To the rest of the world, much much lower on the list. A celebrity offspring with about the same place on the list here. His offspring insisted she never had sex with dad, despite what it looked like to the outside world. One thing the A+ lister did was to make everyone dig and look at the unhealthy relationship he had with his daughter and have them focus on that while he lived out his sick fantasies with other tweens and teens. He would reenact everything he wrote that he wanted to do with his daughter and then actually do it with the tweens and teens. 


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