Blind Item #5 - Bag Man

This one celeb used to be known for being a double threat performer, but these days he's known more for hawking questionable insurance products and ambulance chaser attorneys. But before all that he sold even more shady wares, namely girls and drugs. He has a new side hustle too, selling the youth of his home state on a soon-to-be illegal product, and has been traveling around the state with a trunk load full of them - visiting playgrounds, rec centers, shopping malls, trying to turn kids onto them. Naturally he sells them at high prices.

But the former suede denim unit - repurposed by the current governor to track down violators of the new law - has been tracking his movements. I'm sure they'll bring him in soon.