Blind Item #16 - The Briefcase Bouncer

So, let me you tell a story. I think, but I can't be sure if this was the first tip I ever heard about the alliterate one. See, back when this tip happened, she was a no one. She would never have made it into the blog back then. No one would have known who she was. It was two decades ago. The show she was filming switched locations that year of where they shot, but myself and my friends from The National Enquirer and X17 at the time are pretty sure that when the tip came in, they would have been shooting still at the first place.

The show was filming at Sunset Gower Studios and after filming, the portable meat market would take place. Those who were already taken or spoken for that night would head off with their suitor/boyfriend/husband although I don't think any were married yet at that time.

The rest would go to The Well. Dar and expensive. It is where the hanky panky took place. It is where the deals were made. If you were on the screen every single episode, you could do very well. If you were only on part-time and stuffed your bra to make it look like you were four sizes larger, guys would get disappointed.  Most of the time, the alliterate one just wanted someone to take her to dinner and not the Denny's down the block. This was not generally a dinner for sex kind of thing. Dinner even if it was nice was just considered the thing to do. The guy got to be seen with someone who was on television and it fed his ego. The woman was appreciative because if it hadn't been for the guy, it probably would have been Denny's or ramen or something back at home. 

It was what happened at dinner that determined everything. Did you click? Think of it as a first date, although sometimes if the guys were not closers they would take them same woman out a dozen times and nothing would happen. The alliterate one was pretty easy to close. It is how she ended up with that business card producer. The alliterate one was not going to take you home. She was not going to your place. She was not going on a trip with you. She was not into that. She wanted someone to pay her rent and give her spending money and what you got for that was something she ended up doing very well on television. You were going to get orally serviced in the car and if she liked you enough and the car was a Range Rover or better she would probably ride you for a little while too. Apparently, she was very talented and in high demand. 

The term the Enquirer reporter remembered was the Briefcase Bouncer. It just wasn't worth any kind of blurb or even blind item. What was interesting was no one really ever wanted to repeat with her more than once. Maybe because she wasn't interested in anything more than something in the car. No one really was possessive of her and the guys that landed those briefcase models wanted them to be locked in and sow the world they had got one as a girlfriend.