Today's Blind Items- Adventure Down Under

In the tipster's own words

About a year ago, a certain do-little heartthrob hooked up with a friend of a friend. They met at a bar, shared a few drinks, then retreated to the friend’s hotel suite for the full safari experience. This was right around the time heartthrob was crushing a competition everyone already knew he’d win. After their night together he vanished into the night… leaving behind a little “surprise” in the toilet. Classy. Months later she tried to reconnect. Blocked. Reason? New relationship. A month after that, around 9AM her time—which, given his zip code, meant roughly 3AM—a message from him appeared… then vanished just as quickly. More late-night pings followed. She managed to screenshot one before it disappeared. Nothing scandalous. Still, she played along: heart emojis, a few strategic likes. Cue the real entertainment. The heartthrob slid into her DMs. Conversation stayed polite, almost businesslike… until he sent a photo that self-destructed after one view. According to her: dark room, phone light barely cutting through the shadows, noticeably shirtless. A couple days later they FaceTimed. Again, no overt flirting—just him chatting away, still sans shirt—which is seemingly a common theme of his. Anyway, he asked what she was wearing to bed. She declined the visual tour. The friend has done a lot of things, but she draws the line at wrecking someone else’s relationship… again. From her side it felt like the heartthrob wanted to dip a toe in the water without fully diving in. (And yes, I know she reads these.) Careful on traversing that jungle, darling—one wrong step and you might end up running into his olive python.