Tuesday, November 10, 2026

Today's Blind Items - The Show

There was a fleeting naive hope that the last awful season would finally put the long-running horror franchise to rest. Well, the showrunner got the green light to dig it's corpse back up, slap on some fresh makeup and parade it around for another season like nothing happened. It's painfully clear he checked out years ago. The show exists for one purpose and one purpose only: a revolving door for handsome, dark-haired actors that are willing to do anything for a role. And if you're really ambitious, you might even get to write the episodes like this alliterate actor. It doesn't even matter if you don't know how to tell a concise and interesting story. So, here's to hoping the showrunner rediscovers the concept of good television. But, let's not hold our breath—he’s clearly more interested in keeping that casting couch warm than any story. 



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