Blind Item #18

We have talked about the alliterate one and the liquor dad. What we haven't talked about is his now son-in-law and how the alliterate one hooked up with him and tried to get the now son-in-law to run away with the alliterate one instead of the liquor daughter.   

Blind Item #17

As the royal alliterate YouTuber has made very clear, and has been clear for a very long time, the guy in charge pays all the bills. He pays the bills for his degenerate brother and he also paid the big legal bill for his idiot son. The normal son is just counting down the days until he is in charge. 

Blind Item #16

So, this A- list celebrity/reality star from a family that is all trying to make it as celebrities has a problem. See, she wants to be a yachter and has been yachting. The problem is that she hates sex and never wants to have sex which makes yachting kind of difficult and people tend to get very very angry. 

Blind Item #15

This one named permanent A list celebrity has a business that is about to go bankrupt and the people in this city are overjoyed to see her go. 

Blind Item #14

The mom almost had her wish fulfilled this weekend. Her unwanted child almost died of choking on a piece of candy. 

Blind Item #13

Here is the deal. You can either get a bunch of work done to your face and hope you picked the right person to do it or you can drink like a fish every single night. You are not allowed to do both or you end up looking like Mickey Rourke. Apparently, someone did not give that note to this foreign born permanent A list television actress who starred on the long long long running sitcom. She needed to do nothing to herself and instead went off the deep end of listening to others. 

Blind Item #12

The only reason the alliterate reality star is talking about parenting at all or making it seem as if she cares about being a parent is because of all the negative feedback that might impact her businesses. 

Blind Item #11

Another friend of the dead pedo who was also a whistleblower and yet another "suic*de."

Blind Item #10 - Fan Theory #1

Maybe the collab is closer than we think. While at a matinee, the sweet one introduced her brilliant fella as her fiancé. Won't be too much longer until we can say Sláinte chugat agus do leanbh

Blind Item #9

The reason the disgraced royal doesn't back down is because of what he has on the older brother. 

Blind Items Revealed #5

September 20, 2026

The former web crawler is running interference for this barely legal yachter who is trying to expose this state A++ lister.

Tobey Maguire/Lilly Chee/Gavin Newsom

Today's Blind Items - Kinky

So, this alliterate actor has been having a spike in popularity after his playthrough in this latest installment of a horror franchise—which I watched several weeks ago and would rate it an 8/10, although it doesn't hold a candle to the shlock-feast that was the original films. Well, a profile of his leaked from a dating app called Feeld. He makes it clear that he wants to be dominated and submissive. I didn't peg this sad-eyed heartthrob to be a member of the "whips and chains" club. As an add-on, the doomed boy-next-door self-describes himself as some other very interesting things. Who knew the baby-faced actor had such a kinky side.

Your Turn

Your go to at a Chinese restaurant you have never been to before. 

Blind Items Revealed #4

September 20, 2026

This just about A- list actor knows what he is doing by going out with a different woman each night. All the attention is on him and the fans of the A+ list singer can't help themselves and talk nonstop about him. The bird one is the real one.  

Joe Alwyn/Mary Beth Barone/Taylor Swift/Sarah Pidgeon

Blind Items Revealed #3

September 19, 2026

The drugs this foreign born permanent A list singer is forced to take are going to be her downfall. She says she is only going to take them for a very brief time to have one last hurrah. 

Celine Dion

Blind Items Revealed #2

September 18, 2026

Back in late June, the ginger haired cuck was pulled aside at an international screening because he had drugs in his pocket. Nothing happened though because of his Diplomatic passport. This was not pot. 

Prince Harry

Blind Item #8

I'm not saying our long long long time shippers need to worry, but this A list actor/sometime director and this permanent A list actress sure have been cozy on their press tour. 

Blind Item #7

This north of the border singer got a nose ring. He thinks it looks cool. Whatever. Here is the thing though. When you have a massive coke problem as our singer does, then it kind of behooves you to clean up the area around said nose ring because we, the general public can see all the coke residue. 

Blind Items Revealed #1

September 18, 2026

This three named reality star is doing a whole lot more than just drugs and it is a whole lot more spicy.

Taylor Frankie Paul

Blind Item #6

Instead of pushing the matching rings stories for the umpteenth time, can we instead discuss the horrible Botox and other work the permanent A list actor continues to get done to his face to try and look as young as his much much younger girlfriend with the crazy mom. 

Blind Item #5

It has been noted by many that the nepo baby has been spotted with a wine (or two or three..) in her hands at the shows of her ‘boyfriend’, drinking to hide her boredom? Or perhaps this is just her lifestyle? Regardless, sightings of her stumbling out early looking worse for wear have occurred…

Blind Item #4

The alliterate political comic with the ponytail was recently encouraged to roast the flashpoint streamer. But he did it with a sympathetic tone because he mostly agrees with him. 

Blind Item #3

The nepo abs singer cheated on the actor with the nepo political guy. 

Blind Item #2

This actress who has a child killer for a brother is trying to be the next companion to the fight boss. 

Blind Item #1

Apparently, this Epstein "victim" is sending photos of herself with automatic rifles to actual Epstein victims in order to intimidate them so she can be the face of the victims. 

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Blind Item #12

This one named foreign born DJ who died under very mysterious circumstances said that he hooked up with the alliterate one once but he says that she was paid to hook up with him and at the time he couldn't figure out why. 

Blind Item #11 - Fan Theory

This A- British actor from Netflix’s wildly popular Regency gossip hit is said to be circling a steamy HBO limited series opposite a former Transformers bombshell, with filming eyed for spring 2027. The only concern? Both potential leads have had their share of messy PR.

Blind Item #10

Why oh why does the former boy bander look so much happier without the energy vampire in the building? That’s not terribly romantic, is it? I guess a break from work will do that to you…

Blind Item #9

Allegedly, one ambitious pop princess is pulling every string possible to lock down Album of the Year. Word is her camp is quietly footing the bill for a late soul legend’s estate to go after a rising British songstress over alleged melodic similarities. The whole smear operation was carefully staged the moment whispers started circulating that the UK newcomer actually had the stronger shot. And wouldn’t you know it—said pop princess also slipped a lengthy “for your consideration” letter to the Academy just a couple of weeks ago.

Blind Item #8

The shippers might want to look away for this one. That actress from one of those ridiculously famous series is, inconveniently enough, in a relationship. I can’t tell you exactly how long they’ve been together, but I’m told they were introduced through a female singer they’re both close to. Turns out fictional couples do occasionally remain fictional.

Blind Item #7

The A+ list singer could have let the state actress have her moment in the sun and done the birthday thing afterwards. But, the A+ list singer loves the attention and it is award season. 

Blind Item #6

She laughed at it before, but this former Teen Mom would probably beg for the sizzurp singer to fly her out somewhere right now. 

Blind Item #5

The videos this three named celebrity sold of the things she did to her ex will make your skin crawl. 

Blind Items Revealed #4

September 17, 2026

The thing the alliterate one is most scared of coming out are not the films or the pictures or the bad grades or the horrible audition tapes. It is not party pictures of her with coke or booze or pot. It is not the photos of her out with guys three times her age where she is pretending she is having a good time. No, the thing she is most afraid of. The thing that keeps her up late into the night some nights is that the secret adoption might not turn out to be so secret.

Back in the day when she gave up the baby, a secret was a secret. You had your open adoptions and you had secret adoptions. That was before 23andMe. There is nothing that freaks her out more. Literally nothing. 

Meghan Markle

Blind Items Revealed #3

September 17, 2026

This permanent A list rapper has his surrogate farm up and running again full steam ahead. 

Jay-Z

Blind Items Revealed #2

September 17, 2026

The new CEO brought the new phone to after parties of the award show, but even though celebrities said they liked it, no one actually wanted one. 

John Ternus/Apple/Foldable iPhone Duo/Emmy Awards

Blind Items Revealed #1

September 17, 2026

Get this French legend on camera and talking about her personal life, she won't talk about the child she had with the permanent A list actor. 

Marion Cotillard/Brad Pitt

Blind Item #4

This soccer WAG was drunk and being racists at a Fashion Week event. She is going to get him released from his team. 

Blind Item #3

This seasonal reality star says the political nepo baby was a freak in bed and couldn't release unless our star was handcuffed to the bed.

Blind Item #2

The break-in that caused this millennial A-lister to move into the Gen-X A-lister's house-- the one that also had a break-in-- might have been the result of a vengeful ex. The surviving kid of the supermodel and the liquor tycoon is getting a lot of sympathy these days. But she doesn't feel certain emotions as deeply as others would like to believe, including those from her brother's sudden and recent death. 

Blind Item #1

I know we're supposed to believe that the latest report has resolved the post-mortem of the 2025 wildfires. Except, none of the reports want to mention that one of the earlier after-action reports was conducted by a firm that was exposed for unregistered lobbying in 2014. If you want to know what kind of crisis management they do, the real life inspiration for ABC's most memed political heroine has given seminars with this company. That's a clue as to how this was really handled.