Blind Item #16

The thing the alliterate one is most scared of coming out are not the films or the pictures or the bad grades or the horrible audition tapes. It is not party pictures of her with coke or booze or pot. It is not the photos of her out with guys three times her age where she is pretending she is having a good time. No, the thing she is mot afraid of. The thing that keeps her up late into the night some nights is that the secret adoption might not turn out to be so secret.

Back in the day when she gave up the baby, a secret was a secret. You had your open adoptions and you had secret adoptions. That was before 23andMe. There is nothing that freaks her out more. Literally nothing.