" Hi, I'm Calum. I love hookers, drugs and 3somes and have some strange disease that makes me drop ten pounds a week. Want to go out?"
Kid, that face would make me scream too.
Why exactly is the pap following Brooke Shields?
The mooch and the rich drug addict. Sounds familiar. Wonder how it will turn out?
They're following Brooke Shields to get a picture of her sweaty crotch (see the picture)
ReplyDeleteThat dude in the first picture is HUGE!
ReplyDeleteAnd what happened to Calum Best? Get thyself to rehab!
This is probably the only time we'll see Jennifer Hudson where we don't think she looks huge.
ReplyDeleteWas this taken at a sumo wrestling match?
I can't tell if JHud is just the victim of a bad haircut, or if she finally realized that her hard-won Vogue cover did little more than enter her into a Faustian bargain whereby she's obliged to be joined-at-the-hip to Andre Leon Talley for the next year and a half.
ReplyDeleteOn the upside, as anyone would, she does look positively twiggish next to ALT...
It's too bad you didn't post one of the pix of Brit and her clan moments after this shot. There she is with her pack of Marlboros, can of Red Bull and bag of Pampers - the personification of "class"
ReplyDeleteI am so tired of seeing this fashion "guru" in mumus. Okay he would say dashiki, but either way he looks a mess. Jennifer look at him, then look at yourself. If ur not diggin what he wears its time to get a new stylist because honey he ain't workin' it for you, he's workin' for himself.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Brooke Shields is the mom who likes to swipe shoes? Wasn't there a suggestion that the individual in the BI used her kids to do it? Just a thought...
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Well, you know the old saying. If all you can fit into are sheets, wear a dashiki. Or something like that.
ReplyDeletePoor Jennifer went from fat head to flat head.
Honestly, I don't see a sweaty crotch when I look at the Brooke Shields photo. There's a shadow there. You couldn't see sweat if you photoshopped yourself silly.
ReplyDeleteAnd Andre Leon Talley went on and on about how he lost a ton of weight last year .... um, maybe not so much? It's amazing to me how people who are supposedly style arbiters can leave the house looking like a project gone wrong for black history month and not notice. Especially on that scale...
ReplyDeletekellysirkus, at least she's spending time with her kids. i guess you have to find something to hate her about even though she
ReplyDeletea) went to church
b) is in the privacy of her own home and papz are taking pictures of her spending time with her children so people like you can hate on her and feel superior.
the girl can't win. lets say she didn't have her smokes with her then you'd be bagging on her looks or something just as important i'm sure.
is anyone actually bying lindsay being sober? please.
ReplyDeletewhen you're sober you don't have drug dealers like calum best around or great influences like dina lohan around.
if she was really sober she'd be cutting these users and enablers out of her life.
Anon 1:22
ReplyDeleteI'm inclined to agree with you on that.
William Shatner did a lot of SNL, and even did parodies of TJ Hooker.
ReplyDeleteNever mind....
ReplyDeletelol twisted sister
ReplyDeleteDidn't ENT have a blind item recently about a mooch husband and that the wife would "get it all?" Would that be referring to Winehouse and her new hubby?
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ReplyDeleteBTW, 1:11, I would most definitely make a comment about ANYONE who showed up to my church in such an inappropriate dress and shoes - celebrity or not. I'm sorry if it offends you, but I really cannot understand how a woman her age with 2 small children who is fully aware that she is going to be photographed everywhere she goes chooses to display her breasts and other private parts time and time again.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Brooke Shields is the mom who likes to swipe shoes? Wasn't there a suggestion that the individual in the BI used her kids to do it?
ReplyDeletethat's Reese Witherspoon
I wish Amy Winehouse and her Mooch all their personal happiness...just quite being in the news!
ReplyDeleteI get ill looking at that woman.
Anon. 5:05, was that a reveal that I missed?
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