#1 This A+ lister who is very single has a reputation with the ladies he tries to uphold. The problem is that over the past month or so whispers or rumors have been circulating that our actor can no longer get it up at all. It's got so bad that now he picks up a woman, takes her to his place so everyone thinks he is going to sleep with her and then calls a limo after any pap are gone and sends her on her way with an excuse that he forgot he had to get up early.
#2 It turns out that our TJ hooker may be pregnant. Look for an adoption of a Hispanic child in about nine months from our celebrity couple as it seems that the wife knows about and is all for the relationship and impregnation.
#1: Mmmm... Jack Nicholson? Very single and I could definitely picture him (but it's not something I want to picture) being "flatlined". Otherwise, I don't know if Bruce Willis is still A+ or if George Clooney has a reputation with the ladies.
ReplyDelete1. George Clooney?
ReplyDelete2. What is he talking about?
#2 i think Bruce Willis- it would be natural if Jack couldn't get it up, and no one would be surprised, but Bruce is still relatively young
ReplyDeleteIs there a link (or can you create a label) to the TJ hooker item? that is if there is an item.
ReplyDeleteGiven the picture of Jack on the boat with all the ladies that EL posted saying, "Jack is still the king", I think it's Jack.
ReplyDeleteMeme, go here:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/05/todays-blind-items_24.html
It reads:
Feel like something spicy? Well this married/not married but definitely with a significant other (can't make it too easy) A-List film star with a movie in the yearly top ten 2 out of the last five years decided he wanted a little escort fun but didn't trust anyone in LA to keep quiet. So our brilliant actor takes a bus filled with similar minded men (like you can trust a bunch of drunk guys to keep a secret) down to Tijuana a few weeks ago. With a handful of Viagra and a wallet stuffed with cash our actor went to four different houses of ill repute where he sampled the local adult industry up close and personal. He threw around money like a drunken sailor on shore leave and got himself so hammered that he even ended up very briefly with a very convincing transsexual. One grope saw our actor running out of there in a hurry so I guess we know he's straight. He had such a good time with one of the ladies that he made a special trip back down to TJ just two days later with two of his new bus pals to spend time with her and is now working on a plan to move her up to LA so she can be there for him as needed.
well, it appears he's answered the bit about whether the couple is married or not.
ReplyDeleteso if jack did get it up, would he even know? I mean, he certainly would not be able to see it under that ... well, just scroll down and see for "the King" for yourself
ReplyDeleteVince Vaughn. And don't tell me he's not A+ list. He made the Forbes 100 this year, right above Bill Clinton. It was also the very first year George Clooney made it and Bruce Willis is not even there. Little Vince pickled from all the alcohol.
ReplyDelete#2 - Brad Pitt??
ReplyDeleteVince Vaughn doesn't have a reputation with the ladies. He's not even into the ladies so the inability to get it up with the ladies is something he's probably always dealt with.
ReplyDeleteI say MM for the flatline. I remember hearing he didn't have much to work with in the first place.
ReplyDeleteEnt didn't answer if they were married or not. I'm still guessing Johnny Depp on the TJ Hooker.
ReplyDeleteit says wife...
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ReplyDeleteNic Cage...2 movies in past 5 years that are in the top 10 were National Treasure, and Ghost Rider (so far this year is one of the top grossing movies)....Johnny Depp has Both Pirates and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Matt Damon has the Bourne Movies, plus, just doesn't seem like him.
ReplyDelete#2. Will Ferrell
ReplyDeleteWill Ferrell was my guess way back when it was first posted, and I still think it's him.
ReplyDeleteWill Farrel has had much more than 2 top 10 movies in the past 5 years.
ReplyDelete^ EL didn't say that 2 was *ALL* he had in the top 10, just that he had 2 in the past 5 years.
ReplyDeleteStill....won't believe it is Will Farrel...I have been told by people that know him that he is a true family man....wife just had a baby a little while back...can't imagine she'd be up for this.
ReplyDeleteThe TJ Hooker story is getting SO JUICY!!!
ReplyDelete::tucks napkin into shirt collar::
Nic Cage...he is skanky.
ReplyDeleteAnon 12:55, he hasn't had more than two top ten box office movies in the past five years.
ReplyDeleteActually, now that I'm doing more research, it looks like it's not Will Ferrell either. And I'm secretly happy about that.
Here are the top ten box office hits by year. The Pirates movies jump out at me - are there any other stars with two in the top ten that I'm missing, since I didn't go through them carefully?
2001
1 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
WB
$317,575,550 3,672 $90,294,621 3,672 11/16
2 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
NL
$313,364,114 3,381 $47,211,490 3,359 12/19
3 Shrek
DW
$267,665,011 3,715 $42,347,760 3,587 5/16
4 Monsters, Inc.
BV
$255,873,250 3,649 $62,577,067 3,237 11/2
5 Rush Hour 2
NL
$226,164,286 3,118 $67,408,222 3,118 8/3
6 The Mummy Returns
Uni.
$202,019,785 3,553 $68,139,035 3,401 5/4
7 Pearl Harbor
BV
$198,542,554 3,255 $59,078,912 3,214 5/25
8 Ocean's Eleven
WB
$183,417,150 3,075 $38,107,822 3,075 12/7
9 Jurassic Park III
Uni.
$181,171,875 3,462 $50,771,645 3,434 7/18
10 Planet of the Apes
2002
1 Spider-Man
Sony
$403,706,375 3,876 $114,844,116 3,615 5/3
8/18
2 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
NL
$339,789,881 3,622 $62,007,528 3,622 12/18
8/24
3 Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Fox
$302,191,252 3,161 $80,027,814 3,161 5/16
11/3
4 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
WB
$261,988,482 3,682 $88,357,488 3,682 11/15
5/4
5 My Big Fat Greek Wedding
IFC
$241,438,208 2,016 $597,362 108 4/19
4/13
6 Signs
BV
$227,966,634 3,453 $60,117,080 3,264 8/2
2/6
7 Austin Powers in Goldmember
NL
$213,307,889 3,613 $73,071,188 3,613 7/26
11/21
8 Men in Black II
Sony
$190,418,803 3,641 $52,148,751 3,557 7/3
9/2
9 Ice Age
Fox
$176,387,405 3,345 $46,312,454 3,316 3/15
9/2
10 Chicago
2003
1 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
NL
$377,027,325 3,703 $72,629,713 3,703 12/17
6/3
2 Finding Nemo
BV
$339,714,978 3,425 $70,251,710 3,374 5/30
12/18
3 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
BV
$305,413,918 3,416 $46,630,690 3,269 7/9
1/8
4 The Matrix Reloaded
WB
$281,576,461 3,603 $91,774,413 3,603 5/15
11/13
5 Bruce Almighty
Uni.
$242,829,261 3,549 $67,953,330 3,483 5/23
12/11
6 X2: X-Men United
Fox
$214,949,694 3,749 $85,558,731 3,741 5/2
9/25
7 Elf
NL
$173,398,518 3,381 $31,113,501 3,337 11/7
3/4
8 Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
WB
$150,371,112 3,504 $44,041,440 3,504 7/2
10/30
9 The Matrix Revolutions
WB
$139,313,948 3,502 $48,475,154 3,502 11/5
3/4
10 Cheaper by the Dozen
Fox
$138,614,544 3,307 $27,557,647 3,298 12/25
6/6
2004
1 Shrek 2
DW
$441,226,247 4,223 $108,037,878 4,163 5/19
11/25
2 Spider-Man 2
Sony
$373,585,825 4,166 $88,156,227 4,152 6/30
12/19
3 The Passion of the Christ
NM
$370,274,604 3,408 $83,848,082 3,043 2/25
7/29
4 Meet the Fockers
Uni.
$279,261,160 3,554 $46,120,980 3,518 12/22
6/16
5 The Incredibles
BV
$261,441,092 3,933 $70,467,623 3,933 11/5
4/14
6 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
WB
$249,541,069 3,855 $93,687,367 3,855 6/4
12/19
7 The Day After Tomorrow
Fox
$186,740,799 3,444 $68,743,584 3,425 5/28
11/4
8 The Bourne Supremacy
Uni.
$176,241,941 3,304 $52,521,865 3,165 7/23
12/23
9 National Treasure
BV
$173,008,894 3,243 $35,142,554 3,017 11/19
6/2
10 The Polar Express
WB
$162,775,358 3,650 $23,323,463 3,650 11/10
3/10
2005
1 Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
Fox
$380,270,577 3,663 $108,435,841 3,661 5/19
10/20
2 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
BV
$291,710,957 3,853 $65,556,312 3,616 12/9
5/11
3 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
WB
$290,013,036 3,858 $102,685,961 3,858 11/18
4/6
4 War of the Worlds
Par.
$234,280,354 3,910 $64,878,725 3,908 6/29
11/22
5 King Kong
Uni.
$218,080,025 3,627 $50,130,145 3,568 12/14
4/6
6 Wedding Crashers
NL
$209,255,921 3,131 $33,900,720 2,925 7/15
12/31
7 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
WB
$206,459,076 3,790 $56,178,450 3,770 7/15
12/8
8 Batman Begins
WB
$205,343,774 3,858 $48,745,440 3,858 6/15
10/30
9 Madagascar
DW
$193,595,521 4,142 $47,224,594 4,131 5/27
10/13
10 Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Fox
$186,336,279 3,451 $50,342,878 3,424 6/10
12/15
2006
1 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
BV
$423,315,812 4,133 $135,634,554 4,133 7/7
12/7
2 Night at the Museum
Fox
$250,863,268 3,768 $30,433,781 3,685 12/22
6/24
3 Cars
BV
$244,082,982 3,988 $60,119,509 3,985 6/9
10/19
4 X-Men: The Last Stand
Fox
$234,362,462 3,714 $102,750,665 3,690 5/26
9/28
5 The Da Vinci Code
Sony
$217,536,138 3,757 $77,073,388 3,735 5/19
8/20
6 Superman Returns
WB
$200,081,192 4,065 $52,535,096 4,065 6/28
11/2
7 Happy Feet
WB
$198,000,317 3,804 $41,533,432 3,804 11/17
5/10
8 Ice Age: The Meltdown
Fox
$195,330,621 3,969 $68,033,544 3,964 3/31
9/7
9 Casino Royale
Sony
$167,445,960 3,443 $40,833,156 3,434 11/17
3/18
10 The Pursuit of Happyness
Sony
$163,566,459 3,169 $26,541,709 2,852 12/15
3/18
Man - sorry this is so damn long!!!!
no reason for this guess except he is the first name i thougt of, Colin Farrel for number 1. and I like the Will Farrell guess for 2.
ReplyDeletenot sure if the last names are spelled the same.
#1 what about owen wilson
ReplyDelete#2 what significant other would be 'all for this'?
Will Smith has two.
ReplyDeleteTom Hanks has two.
Johnny Depp has three.
thanks for posting...you left out this year!!(thus far!)
ReplyDeleteOne name that does slide past is one that I would never believe...but just to throw out there: Polar Express and Da Vinci Code....I can't even put his name down.
#1-Colin Farrell. Def. known man whore and I could see him putting on a show to fake folks out.
ReplyDelete#2-Still on the fence
#1. Can't be Colin Farell because he has a steady girlfriend. He's not picking up chicks and talking them back to his place.
ReplyDelete1:11 - I left out this year because I didn't think EL would include it, but here it is, so far:
ReplyDelete1 Spider-Man 3 Sony $334,391,000 4,324 $151,116,516 4,252 5/4 -
2 Shrek the Third P/DW $316,597,000 4,172 $121,629,270 4,122 5/18 -
3 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End BV $301,741,000 4,362 $114,732,820 4,362 5/25 -
4 300 WB $210,556,253 3,280 $70,885,301 3,103 3/9 -
5 Wild Hogs BV $167,152,896 3,401 $39,699,023 3,287 3/2 -
6 Transformers P/DW $152,500,000 4,011 $67,600,000 4,011 7/3 -
7 Knocked Up Uni. $132,026,000 2,975 $30,690,990 2,871 6/1 -
8 Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer Fox $123,791,000 3,963 $58,051,684 3,959 6/15 -
9 Blades of Glory P/DW $118,012,730 3,467 $33,014,202 3,372 3/30 -
10 Ghost Rider Sony $115,802,596 3,620 $45,388,836 3,619 2/16 4/29
Twisted Sister looking at your handy list. My guess is Tobey Maguire. Now off to look at photos.
ReplyDeleteI think whether we include this year or not, this definitely rules out Will Ferrell (only one top ten) and Johnny Depp (three or four top ten).
ReplyDeleteTracee, Tobey isn't married and everyone knows he's gayer than the locker room at the ice capades.
ReplyDeleteThanks Twisted Sister! :)
ReplyDeleteOh, anytime, anon....anytime.
ReplyDeleteis that it for reveal week???? I'm so disappointed! :(
ReplyDeletetobey isn't married, but he is engaged and they have a daughter that was born in november of 2006.
ReplyDeleteIs he really engaged? Wow, how did that happen? Then again, Michael Jackson was married, too, so anything is possible.
ReplyDeleteWell, EL used the word wife, so I think we have to assume the dirtbad is already married.
I'm thinking the second one has to be Antonio Banderas. I'm sure Melanie would be looking at a new child as a way to feel younger (since she sure isn't looking it, lately!).
ReplyDeleteHmm - what about Matthew Mc for #1?
ReplyDeleteBEN STILLER!!
ReplyDeleteI don't think EL intended to include 2007, since it's not done and we don't know what will end up being a top ten movie.
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon comes to mind. As much as I love him, he and Ben Affleck used to hire hookers all the time. I can't see that kind of whoring around stopping.
#2 not brad pitt although very suspicious he said look out for an adoption very soon.
ReplyDeleteCORRECTION: The blind says married or not married, so Tobey could still be eligible to be the horndog of the year.
ReplyDeleteWhat was the update on this? Does anyone remember?
Will Ferrell? We don't even see him party much. Not sayin' it's not him, but everytime he's out and about he's with his wife or kids. Who knows maybe TJ is a way for him to escape. And man, his wife would be accepting of the relationship AND baby?
ReplyDeleteSounds like it could be a guy who was famous first then got married. You know someone in it for the money. Like Matt Damon or Nic Cage.
Don't forget this update as well. MMMMM really not sure.
ReplyDelete4. Remember the TJ hooker blind item. No, not the William Shatner show. Although there really was nothing else on television those Saturday nights. Was it Saturday? Love Boat and Fantasy Island were Saturdays, and I know all three were on ABC. Anyway, our actor got his little vixen a work visa. Seems she is going to be a nanny for the actor and his lady. When you see the tabloid pics of the 20 year old Hispanic in the background with the kids you will have it solved.
Ben Stiller was the main voice in Madagascar...that would be 3 for him.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Matt Damon for #2?
ReplyDeleteHe was in Boutne Supremecy & Ocean 11.
twisted sister --
ReplyDeleteyes, the blind says married / not married, but this clue from today says "wife," so i'm far more inclined to believe they're married. unless it was meant to put us astray, it would eliminate tobey, brad, and johnny (whew).
Mel Gibson - Signs and Passion of the Christ. I could definitely see him getting so hammered that he ended up with a transsexual. Gotta love karma.
ReplyDeleteAnon 1:44, THANK YOU!! Okay, that eliminates some people, which is great.
ReplyDeleteThose damn reveals, additional clues were so confusing I stopped reading them.
We gotta see pics! I definitely think the LoveBoat and TJ Hooker are the same guy. So looking for pics.
ReplyDeleteWell,
ReplyDeleteI just noticed from the list above that Will Smith also has 2 movies in top 10. I also think Ent had another posting stating that they had hired the hooker as a nanny or something like that. This stuff is really crazy! I think it is either Will Smith or Matt Damon.
-Lucky
If the TJ Hooker is a Tijuana Prostitute, how is he going to be sure the baby is his?
ReplyDeleteThere was a pic of eva longoria a few weeks ago and a referance to her being someone's nanny. i forgot the name of the guy but i bet its him. i'll look back for that pic.
ReplyDeleteIn my Us magazine a couple of weeks back I saw a lady walking next to Matt Damon's wife and she was pushing the stroller around, and I figured it was the hooker. So the picture in the magazine has to be out there somewhere.
ReplyDelete-Lucky
Eva might only be marrying one of them, but that doesn't mean she won't be having fun with all of them. Look at her sitting on the edge of the boat just waiting for someone to knock her overboard. Then she could go live with Kurt Russell and his four kids and do all their laundry.
ReplyDeleteThis was Ent's caption to a pic of eva
okay-I know this is way out there....but...John Travolta was in Goldmember in 2002 and Wild Hogs is one of the top movies of 2007, and they are saying that the want another baby, and might consider adoption.....just a thought.
ReplyDeleteIf its Johnny Depp I am going to be suicidal.
ReplyDeleteOkay, now that I read Ent's entry above, it says "celebrity couple." So maybe that means that they are both celebrities?!
ReplyDelete-Lucky
I just went to imdb to see how old Tom Hanks youngest was (11) and in the trivia section it mentioned he was a frequent host on SNL. I'm wondering if Bosom Buddies aired on Saturday. Anyone know?
ReplyDeleteCan't be Depp. Someone pointed out that EL mentioned in a later hint there is a WIFE. Also, he has more than two top ten movies.
ReplyDeleteWelcome Back Kotter was on ABC the same period as Love Boat.
ReplyDeleteJlo... Mark A????? Not Eva L..... Parker...is he Hispanic????
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon's wife is latin american isn't she, once you get a taste for taco... ;)
ReplyDeleteAlso, Tom Hanks might be interesting, Rita might be up for a baby since she's not really working anymore.
I doubt Travolta is interested in a hooker.
ReplyDeleteSo who are we down to?
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon
Tom Hanks
Antonio Banderas
Anyone else?
Well...that is why I thought it was a long shot...especially since EL says that the guy was definatly not interested in the trannie.....but i thought some pieces fit!
ReplyDeleteI think you have to rule out Travolta based on this:
ReplyDelete"He threw around money like a drunken sailor on shore leave and got himself so hammered that he even ended up very briefly with a very convincing transsexual. One grope saw our actor running out of there in a hurry so I guess we know he's straight."
I failed to add Will Smith.
SO,
Matt Damon
Tom Hanks
Will Smith
Antonio Banderas
Personally, I think Rita Wilson would kick Tom's ass, so I don't really think it's him.
twisted: According to epguides.com and wikipedia, Bosom Buddies started on ABC on Thursday nights in 1980. wiki says reran on NBC in 1984, but there's no way to track airdates.
ReplyDeleteHey Twisted Sister what about Will Smith? You don't think he fits?
ReplyDelete-Lucky
not Will Smith. Just don't see it.
ReplyDeleteThanks, dnfrommn!! I'm starting to think it's not Hanks, but someone with a younger child or children. I'm leaning heavily toward Damon, who has liked the hookers in the past.
ReplyDeleteEL, can we get you to give us some "and it ain't's"?????
Guys, i think it might be Matt Damon.
ReplyDeleteGo to the SEARCH BLOG box at the top of this site and type in "TJ Hooker"
Now look at the last search result...
^
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/02/next-thing-you-know-matt-damon-will-be.html
brad pitt! angelina would totally put up with it just to keep the facade going of her perfect multi colored family.
ReplyDeleteOh my God!!! It says, "Next Thing You Know Matt Damon Will Be Doing Priceline Commericals and Starring In A Remake Of TJ Hooker"
ReplyDeleteStanding ovation for Anon 2:12!!!!!!!!! You rule!!!!!!1
Matt....how can you do this to your new family???
ReplyDeletewhats with the saturday night clues tho? i could have sworn it was will ferrell with all of those saturday night clues.
ReplyDeleteunless did tj hooker used to air on saturday nights?
William Shatner did a lot of SNL, and even did parodies of TJ Hooker.
ReplyDeleteShould have added that Matt Damon would consider playing Capt. Kirk in an upcoming Star Trek movie. There was a rumor going around last year saying he'd already signed on, but it wasn't true.
ReplyDeletewhats this info that damon used to hire hookers? no way, he looks like such a clean, honest guy. not into the usual hollywood hoes like most actors. he was with his wife for like years before they got married.
ReplyDeleteunlike ben who is known to love strippers and is rumored to have cheated on jlo with a stripper.
what a pig if this is true! whats worse is the wife standing by and being ok with it for the almighty dollar.
Guys if it's a CELEBRITY COUPLE, wouldn't that imply that the wife is a famous too?
ReplyDelete(Hope it's not Matt)
1:55 I was thinking the same thing about Kurt Russell, but they are famously not married, and why would they have a nanny, for the grandkids?
ReplyDeleteAnon@1:50 - Don't muddy the waters with pesky (i.e. realistic) details like that!
ReplyDeletealso ent mentions "celebrity couple" the wife has to be famous or well known. matt damon's wife is a nobody.
ReplyDeleteEveryone refers to Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson as a celebrity couple and RW hasn't done much. Same with Oprah and Steadman. I don't think the wife has to have a career, just has to be part of the lifestyle.
ReplyDeleteAnon 2:25 - the reference to Eva and doing the laundry, etc., wasn't really a reference to a nanny, but a reference to the Goldie Hawn/Kurt Russell movie called Overboard. I think that's why nobody nibbled when that was thrown out there.
These are the only possible answers.
ReplyDeleteMarried (w/kids)
2 movies in the Top 10 in the past 5 years.
(I was very liberal with the use of "A-list", since i think EL's choices are sometimes wacky.)
Jack Black
Matt Damon
Will Ferrell
Laurence Fishburne
Morgan Freeman
Mel Gibson
Tom Hanks
Tobey Maguire
James Marsden
Ewan McGregor
Ray Romano
Will Smith
Robin Williams
And just in case EL wasn't limiting it to *only* 2 movies in the Top 10...
Married (w/kids)
MORE than 2 movies in the Top 10 in the past 5 years.
Willem Dafoe (3)
Samuel L. Jackson (3)
Ben Stiller (3)
That's it, the only possible suspects.
I agree, Matt Damon fits in some ways, but I find it confusing that the "hint" that cracked this BI came from a post in February -- the TJ Hooker blind itself wasn't written until May.
ReplyDeleteNot saying it couldn't still be true... the BI could be based on events in Feb, but even for Ent, that's a long lead time for a hint like that, so for 60+ years of age, his memory is surprisingly good. ;)
I have, however, heard stories of pre-Good Will Hunting Matt and Ben hiring hookers and enjoying them IN THE SAME ROOM with each other - imagine all the the "atta boy" action!
JLO and Marc Antony
ReplyDelete2:31-you left out Brad Pitt:
ReplyDeleteMr. & Mrs. Smith, and Oceans 11.
2:38 - EL said the couple was married, so Pitt's been disqualified.
ReplyDelete^
ReplyDelete"it seems that the wife knows about"
Brad Pitt's not married, he has no "wife".
But if you want to include unmarried guys then add these guys to the list
*Don Cheadle
*Johnny Depp (3)
*Brad Pitt
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=05&evt=damon-daughter&pic=isabella-damon-matt-damon-cannes-11.jpg
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dotspotter.com/news/246192_Barroso_Damon_family_in_Hawaii
ReplyDeleteDo you really think it's Damon and this nanny?
You forgot Antonio on the list (two Shrek movies). It would make sense if they suddenly adopted a Hispanic baby, and if Antonio is the daddy it would sure look Hispanic (where as many of these other guesses would produce a baby that may not be as obviously so).
ReplyDeleteAnon 2:58 - No way! That must be Luciana's cousin or mom or something. Look at the 2:53 link. I think that's the nanny.
ReplyDelete-Lucky
I love how some people start reinventing the wheel at this point.
ReplyDeleteAnon 2:58 - could be that they're saying it's the nanny when it's someone else. The rags have goofed up before.
To b:)2:34
ReplyDeletegood one
Mel Gibson
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dotspotter.com/news/235947_Violet_Affleck_and_Isabella_Damon_s_Hawaiian_beach_playdate
ReplyDeletethere she is again.
Melanie will kill Antonio first
ReplyDeleteAnd what top 10/or even top 100 movies has Mark Anthony been in?
ReplyDeletei am with Twisted Sister...if it isn't Matt Damon, it isn't anyone...
2:34...when you came up with your list of suspects, did you include top movies thus far 2007? Just wondering because Will Farrel wouldn't fit unless you did...
ReplyDeleteimcshe said...
ReplyDeleteYou forgot Antonio on the list (two Shrek movies).
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Antonio wasn't in the 1st Shrek film.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete2:34...when you came up with your list of suspects, did you include top movies thus far 2007? Just wondering because Will Farrel wouldn't fit unless you did...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
No i didn't, but Will was in ELF and WEDDING CRASHERS, so he fits.
George Clooney... and he should have his blood pressure checked. When that goes wonky, the, um, goods head south.
ReplyDeleteWhoops, I meant to say, Clooney for #1, of course.
ReplyDeleteHow could I have forgotten he was in Wedding Crashers...so funny.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like the actor in #2 did television ad I can't find any tv shows in which Matt Damon acted.
ReplyDeleteOrlando Bloom for the first???
ReplyDeleteWhile not critically acclaimed, he's had many #1 box office hits and is popular with the tabloids. He's A-list in name recognition. He hasn't appeared to have had a girlfriend since he and Kate Bosworth split last year so that could be the 'very single' part. He always seems to be linked with every woman he's photographed with anyways, seems like a player. He was just said to have taken some woman who he was photographed with home. Maybe he called a limo after the paps left??
http://babyrazzi.com/baby/?s=NANNY
ReplyDeletehttp://babyrazzi.com/baby/?s=NANNY
ReplyDeleteMeant to add you have to scroll down to Madonna's son and nanny.
Anon@ 2:58
ReplyDeleteNO!
Lots of comments to go through, but who came to mind for me was Robin Williams, although his wife is not a celebrity, she is an actor.
ReplyDeleteHe was in Happy Feet and Night at the Museum.
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ReplyDeleteMarsha Garces is not an actor. She was, however the nanny before becoming the wife...
ANON 2:13 = GENIOUS
ReplyDeleteHA, HA, ONE TOO MANY MARTINI - GENIUS...
ReplyDeleteYou need to add incredibly stupid to the clues for #1. Hasn't this actor heard of Viagra>
ReplyDeletedoesn't damon live in florida? hard to take the bus to tj etc. i think he's off the list.
ReplyDeleteAnon 6:00, you make it sound like he hardly ever gets to LA. I haven't heard he lives in FL, but even if he usually lives in the U.K., he'd still be on the list.
ReplyDeleteSome guys can't take Viagra, it makes their heart race.
ReplyDelete#2 Bullshit when this was first printed & still BS now. No more ZX not D Swain drama, just a nine month wait for a "reveal" for a fake blind? That's convenient.
ReplyDeleteI HOPE it's Robin Williams since in my opinion his wife is the only one who would have no room to argue with the situation, as she was once the nanny who had an affair with him. And I do think she is Mexican. So it seems almost justified Karma. I'm just going to let it be him in my head and I can put this one to rest - unless of course some photographic evidence appears.
ReplyDeleteAs to #1 - I think it's Jack.
Geez, how many Hollywood couples do you think have hispanic maids? Its ridiculous to look at those pics.
ReplyDeletegood job on the pics, he really does sound right.
ReplyDeleteAlso, to whoever said that he seemed to be an all around clean cut guy - grow up. Let me tell you a little story.
A couple of winters ago, I'm out with some friends at a this cozy little lounge in Cambridge. Sitting on one of the couches is your clean cut boy and another well known Cambridg-ite (NOT Ben). These two proceeded to hit on everything that moved. One particular girl I saw them "chatting up" had a rather unfortunate face, but her body was a different story. Mr. Clean and his friend couldn't get enough of her. Both were attached at the time (one more legally than the other) and their attachments were well known, but that certainly didn't stop them.
Marsha Garces is not an actor. She was, however the nanny before becoming the wife...
ReplyDeleteOk, I thought I heard that rumor! That would make total sense then that he would want another nanny to have sex with.
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1. George Cloonster
ReplyDelete2. Matt Demon
The original BI said married/not married? So there's a question mark about whether the guy is married. Now the follow up says "wife". As far as Brad Pitt is concerned they were in Prague in May and also Cannes in May. Jolie had that thing at Tribeca in NYC at the beginning of the month, she had thier baby with her and the other 3 kids were with him in LA. That was early May...so it rules out Pitt.
ReplyDeleteIt could be Matt Damon but he was in Cannes at the end of May too. Where he was leading up to that in the month of May is the question. Rumors have always been out there that he and Lucy have an arrangement.
Mark Walhberg is another good guess.
This is what rules out Damon and Pitt, neither one of them are in LA all that much. Pitt and Jolie are barely ever in LA and Damon the same. He lives in Miami when he's not working and he works A-lot.
ReplyDeleteI think Tom Hanks is a very, very good guess. He could get away with with going to Mexico unnoticed. The Viagra thing also points to someone older and also someone who isn't followed by the paparazzi 24/7. Hanks certainly isn't.
Sorry, I meant to add why move the alleged woman up to LA if you're barely ever there>? Not Damon, not Pitt.
ReplyDeleteHonestly it sounds exactly like a Ben Affleck BI but he hasn't had a hit movie in years so it rules him out.
A-List film star with a movie in the yearly top ten 2 out of the last five years decided he wanted a little escort fun but didn't trust anyone in LA to keep quiet. So our brilliant actor
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brilliant actor? Not Pitt, not Walhberg not really even Damon.
Sounds like Hanks with all his Oscar gold
What about Harrison Ford. I know he hasn't acted in a top movie recently,but has he produced or been connected to any of them. He is with Calista in such a way that she would def. be a significant other. She has already adopted a son and might be just as happy to have another child by adoption.
ReplyDeleteNot Pitt. They arrived in Prague on May 1st, the pictures are easy to find online. The Tribeca thing was in April.
ReplyDeleteHarrison Ford is another good guess but what are his two hit movies in the past 5 yrs? I say Tom Hanks too
Where is the proof that Damon is hardly ever in LA and why would that rule him out?
ReplyDeleteSome of you are grasping at straws here.
Celebrity couple!! Celebrity couple!! Celebrity couple!! Celebrity couple!! Celebrity couple!!
ReplyDeleteDamon's wife is NOT a celebrity. It is NOT him!!
Will Smith fits much better.
Oh, 1 reeks of Clooney!
ReplyDeleteI looked up Tom Hnaks- his youngest kid is 11 or 12. I wonder if he'd really have a nanny for a 12 and 17 year old (his 2 youngest)?
ReplyDeleteI still wonder about Matt Damon though. I am wondering if this is someone more obscure. Look at the reveals.... Molly Sims, Lee Lee Sobieski... there were people I never heard of. I wonder if this isn't more obscure.
Speaking of the reveals, whatever happened to "all" the blinds being revealed?
ReplyDeleteNo- he said updates and reveals. He never claimed ALL would be revealed. It would have been nice though, huh?
ReplyDeleteMy bad and yes at least more reveals would have been nice. There were very few reveals and most of those were minor ones at that.
ReplyDeleteI agree that Matt Damon's wife is not a celebrity so that may eliminate him, but I thought maybe I would link these photos anyways.
ReplyDeletehttp://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/06/10/isabella-damon-birthday-matt-damon/
In a series of family pics, there always seems to be the same youngish nanny hanging around. Now, it may be debatable whether she looks 20 or not, but take a look anyways. In the pic where they are all waiting to cross the street, the "nanny" looks pregnant.
I think that celebrity couple doesn't have to be both celebrities. That's merely my opinion- but I'd think as long as one was a celebrity it would be a "celebrity couple". Sometimes actor/non-actress. Or "non-famous" is sometimes specified. I think Matt Damon is still a possible.
ReplyDeletecelebrity + celebrity = celebrity couple
ReplyDeleteWell then Will Smith and Tom Hanks are in it for sure. But Tom doesn't have kids young enough to have a nanny, does he?
ReplyDeleteAre there any photos of Will and Jada with a nanny. Now that I think about it, there aren't a lot of pap shots of either...it has to be a couple who gets followed...maybe Ben Affleck?
Aren't Hanks kids a little old for a nanny?
ReplyDeleteThe youngest Hanks child is 11, so I'd say, no. Think of someone who shuttles them around and lives with them when mom and dad are away from home, rather than a wet nurse.
ReplyDeleteIt's really stupid that people are arguing about damon. he doesn't live in LA. Out, period.
ReplyDeleteIt's really stupid that people are arguing about damon. he doesn't live in LA. Out, period.
ReplyDeleteSo barks the alpha bitch.
ReplyDeleteThe Damon "nanny" in those photos does not appear to be Latina and she looks very clean cut and is almost certainly pregnant in the photos - - but more like five months pregnant. That's a good sized pooch....not a 1st trimester, going to put a baby up for adoption in nine months pooch. This is a woman who has been pregnant for a while.
ReplyDeleteCould she be the mother of the little boys with them? Are these Luciana's nephews or Matt's nephews? Then the woman, who looks caucasian, is probably a sister or sister in law.
Why are peeps even debating if it's Matt? He's not part of a CELEBRITY COUPLE. sheesh.
ReplyDeleteIT's Robin Willimas !
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ReplyDelete#2 Hugh Jackman, "X-Men United" and "X-Men: The Last Stand". His wife is an actress and they already have one adopted child.
ReplyDeleteDon't know if he is the type or if he is in LA often. But according to the clues given, he appears to be a possibility.
TJ Hooker -Mel Gibson!I just read the articles about ABC backing out on his mini-series a while back = "I know all three were on ABC." Also on BC Collective they have pic of him with some lovely ladies. Also all his latest travels have in Mexico for upcoming projecs.
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