Friday, August 03, 2007

Hollywood's Next Gen-Men From Vanity Fair

Shia LaBeouf

Zac Efron
Kevin Zegers
Michael Pitt
Paul Dano
Steven Strait

Ben Foster
Charlie Cox
Channing Tatum
Eddie Redmayne
Henry Cavill





31 comments:

  1. why do they all look questionable or was that the point?

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  2. I'm sorry...I know I'm going to sound like a pedophile or something, but Zac Effron is so totally hot. He's of age now, right??? So that's OK to say, right???

    I know everyone is speculating he is gay, but I really don't care. I'll help him with his High School homework any day! :)

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  3. Anonymous9:28 AM

    so hollywood's next generation is going to be the gay generation?

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  4. Anonymous9:31 AM

    My notes on this: Keven Zegers + Zac Efron = Single White (fe)Male remake or cast as brothers. Shia LaBeouf--getting sick of him. Michael Pitt - what happened to him? He used to be reasonably cute. Steven Strait-who? Ben Foster-Who2? Charlie Cox - will be playing Sawyer's son on "Lost" in season 4. Channing - looks better than the last bloated pic we saw of him. Eddie Redmayne-Red mane indeed, boy needs some proactiv and again--WHO? Henry Cavill - hello Playgirl model.

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  5. You took better notes than I did, dnfrommn.

    These were my notes:

    yaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnnn

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  6. Who wants to play "first to rehab"?

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  7. Ice Angel, I know how you feel. He's hawt. Not caring if he's gay either...I'm just looking, not buyin.

    And the third guy I thought was Tobey Maguire with his grill fixed. Oops, my mistake, that guy is way hotter than Tobe.

    Thanks Ent! I needed some eye candy, my blood sugar was running low! :)

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  8. I'll play, Kelly! My money is on Shia LaBeouf.

    Man, there isn't a Christian Bale among them. So sad.

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  9. Zac Efron and Kevin Zegers look like the same person.

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  10. Oh God, that picture post just made me feel OLD.

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  11. But I dig Michael Pitt, I've been waiting for him to come back up - but I agree...he's a perfect candidate for 'Who's next to rehab?'.

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  12. So instead of the likes of Christian Bale, Daniel Craig, Clive Owen, and Russell Crowe, we get a bunch of fey adolescents?

    No thanks.

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  13. dmfrommn --

    Aww, you don't recognize Ben Foster? He was Angel in the last X-Men. But, I remember him from all those too-early-Saturday-morning babysitting jobs where the little girls would swoon over him on Flash Forward.

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  14. 11 guys - 7 gay and one unsure if he's gay or not.

    OK, how did I do??????

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  15. Labrobelle! That's where I know him from. Although I never swooned, just liked seeing him. He was funny on the show. And I loved him in Six Feet Under. Good for him!

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  16. Six Feet Under??? Oh, man, I guess I know him, too, but didn't know that I know him. Ha! Silly ole me.

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  17. I agree with everyone...I'm a little surprised they went the younger route too.
    I cannot stand zac efron, he's more groomed than most GIRLS I know...

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  18. Anonymous12:17 PM

    ladorabelle- ohhhh, thanks for the info. I didn't recognize him with facial hair. In X-men, he looked like one of my ex-men (though a little buff-er).

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  19. Jesus. It's like a gay bomb went off in here.

    Vanity Fair is obviously pushing these twinks and tweens to their MALE readers, cuz real women need some bone(s) on their meat.

    Thanks a lot, Ent. Now I have to go look at nude guys just to feel hetero again! Yeeesh.

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  20. These guys are just way too young to have much of interest. Certainly low on life experience. Oh some are handsome but most are just meh.

    Frankly, most of them make me ask the question: Who is this and why should I care?

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  21. Oh, I dunno, I see one or two I wouldn't mind discussing global warming and politics with.

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  22. I actually thought Shia was cute in Transformers. I say "cute" because of how much younger he is then I am. I think the tattoos make him look even better.

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  23. What no next gen black guys?

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  24. Ben Foster has been around for a while, was great in 6 feet under and the ONLY good thing in Alpha dog (his performance was pretty phenomenal).

    Michael Pitt was great in Hedwig, but really won me over in some french foreign film where it felt like he was naked 3/4 of the movie with Eva Green.

    And Shia has amazing broad potential. He's not too pretty, not too buff, not too ethnic, can deliver jokes and do green screen- and he's been smart about his roles and choices. He's a contender.

    In the last 4 years he's done
    Indy Jones 4(hugely anticipated)
    Transformers (action/greenscreen/young male lead)
    Surf's up (Animation Voiceover $$$) Disturbia (3 weeks at #1? as the star)
    Bobby (who wasn't in that movie)
    A guide to recognizing your saints (EXCELLENT indie, he plays the same role as Robert Downey Jr- big shoes to fill)
    The Greatest Game... (Star of movie for Disney)
    and bit roles in Constantine & I, robot working with Keanu & Big Will.


    Who are these other clones again?
    What do they do?

    Ever looked at Zac Efron's imdb? lol. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. what a flash in the pan.

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  25. I know that Eddie Redmayne was the son in The Good Shepard.

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  26. Paul Dano -Little Miss Sunshine

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  27. I think Shia will have a strong career, provided he keeps his head on straight (seems to be doing fine in that department so far). The others...not much to look forward to, is there?

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  28. Steven Straight is a major hottie...but this pic is not flattering at all.

    He was the pyro guy in Sky High and the main witch/warlock in The Covenent. His voice is very manly but he def pings my gaydar.

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  29. some of these guys have been around for 10 yrs

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  30. Mmmmm, Channing Tatum and Henry Cavill. They both look great to me.

    I agree Ben Foster was awesome in Alpha Dog.

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  31. Michael Pitt was great in Hedwig and The Dreamers.

    Love Paul Dano in anything he's in - was especially bowled over by his performance in There Will Be Blood (didn't notice the pun till I wrote that actually). He's a really good young character actor.

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