Hollywood's Next Gen-Men From Vanity Fair
Shia LaBeouf
Zac Efron
Kevin Zegers
Michael Pitt
Paul Dano
Steven Strait
Ben Foster
Charlie Cox
Channing Tatum
Eddie Redmayne
Henry Cavill
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why do they all look questionable or was that the point?
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry...I know I'm going to sound like a pedophile or something, but Zac Effron is so totally hot. He's of age now, right??? So that's OK to say, right???
ReplyDeleteI know everyone is speculating he is gay, but I really don't care. I'll help him with his High School homework any day! :)
so hollywood's next generation is going to be the gay generation?
ReplyDeleteMy notes on this: Keven Zegers + Zac Efron = Single White (fe)Male remake or cast as brothers. Shia LaBeouf--getting sick of him. Michael Pitt - what happened to him? He used to be reasonably cute. Steven Strait-who? Ben Foster-Who2? Charlie Cox - will be playing Sawyer's son on "Lost" in season 4. Channing - looks better than the last bloated pic we saw of him. Eddie Redmayne-Red mane indeed, boy needs some proactiv and again--WHO? Henry Cavill - hello Playgirl model.
ReplyDeleteYou took better notes than I did, dnfrommn.
ReplyDeleteThese were my notes:
yaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnnn
Who wants to play "first to rehab"?
ReplyDeleteIce Angel, I know how you feel. He's hawt. Not caring if he's gay either...I'm just looking, not buyin.
ReplyDeleteAnd the third guy I thought was Tobey Maguire with his grill fixed. Oops, my mistake, that guy is way hotter than Tobe.
Thanks Ent! I needed some eye candy, my blood sugar was running low! :)
I'll play, Kelly! My money is on Shia LaBeouf.
ReplyDeleteMan, there isn't a Christian Bale among them. So sad.
Zac Efron and Kevin Zegers look like the same person.
ReplyDeleteOh God, that picture post just made me feel OLD.
ReplyDeleteBut I dig Michael Pitt, I've been waiting for him to come back up - but I agree...he's a perfect candidate for 'Who's next to rehab?'.
ReplyDeleteSo instead of the likes of Christian Bale, Daniel Craig, Clive Owen, and Russell Crowe, we get a bunch of fey adolescents?
ReplyDeleteNo thanks.
dmfrommn --
ReplyDeleteAww, you don't recognize Ben Foster? He was Angel in the last X-Men. But, I remember him from all those too-early-Saturday-morning babysitting jobs where the little girls would swoon over him on Flash Forward.
11 guys - 7 gay and one unsure if he's gay or not.
ReplyDeleteOK, how did I do??????
Labrobelle! That's where I know him from. Although I never swooned, just liked seeing him. He was funny on the show. And I loved him in Six Feet Under. Good for him!
ReplyDeleteSix Feet Under??? Oh, man, I guess I know him, too, but didn't know that I know him. Ha! Silly ole me.
ReplyDeleteI agree with everyone...I'm a little surprised they went the younger route too.
ReplyDeleteI cannot stand zac efron, he's more groomed than most GIRLS I know...
ladorabelle- ohhhh, thanks for the info. I didn't recognize him with facial hair. In X-men, he looked like one of my ex-men (though a little buff-er).
ReplyDeleteJesus. It's like a gay bomb went off in here.
ReplyDeleteVanity Fair is obviously pushing these twinks and tweens to their MALE readers, cuz real women need some bone(s) on their meat.
Thanks a lot, Ent. Now I have to go look at nude guys just to feel hetero again! Yeeesh.
These guys are just way too young to have much of interest. Certainly low on life experience. Oh some are handsome but most are just meh.
ReplyDeleteFrankly, most of them make me ask the question: Who is this and why should I care?
Oh, I dunno, I see one or two I wouldn't mind discussing global warming and politics with.
ReplyDeleteI actually thought Shia was cute in Transformers. I say "cute" because of how much younger he is then I am. I think the tattoos make him look even better.
ReplyDeleteWhat no next gen black guys?
ReplyDeleteBen Foster has been around for a while, was great in 6 feet under and the ONLY good thing in Alpha dog (his performance was pretty phenomenal).
ReplyDeleteMichael Pitt was great in Hedwig, but really won me over in some french foreign film where it felt like he was naked 3/4 of the movie with Eva Green.
And Shia has amazing broad potential. He's not too pretty, not too buff, not too ethnic, can deliver jokes and do green screen- and he's been smart about his roles and choices. He's a contender.
In the last 4 years he's done
Indy Jones 4(hugely anticipated)
Transformers (action/greenscreen/young male lead)
Surf's up (Animation Voiceover $$$) Disturbia (3 weeks at #1? as the star)
Bobby (who wasn't in that movie)
A guide to recognizing your saints (EXCELLENT indie, he plays the same role as Robert Downey Jr- big shoes to fill)
The Greatest Game... (Star of movie for Disney)
and bit roles in Constantine & I, robot working with Keanu & Big Will.
Who are these other clones again?
What do they do?
Ever looked at Zac Efron's imdb? lol. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. what a flash in the pan.
I know that Eddie Redmayne was the son in The Good Shepard.
ReplyDeletePaul Dano -Little Miss Sunshine
ReplyDeleteI think Shia will have a strong career, provided he keeps his head on straight (seems to be doing fine in that department so far). The others...not much to look forward to, is there?
ReplyDeleteSteven Straight is a major hottie...but this pic is not flattering at all.
ReplyDeleteHe was the pyro guy in Sky High and the main witch/warlock in The Covenent. His voice is very manly but he def pings my gaydar.
some of these guys have been around for 10 yrs
ReplyDeleteMmmmm, Channing Tatum and Henry Cavill. They both look great to me.
ReplyDeleteI agree Ben Foster was awesome in Alpha Dog.
Michael Pitt was great in Hedwig and The Dreamers.
ReplyDeleteLove Paul Dano in anything he's in - was especially bowled over by his performance in There Will Be Blood (didn't notice the pun till I wrote that actually). He's a really good young character actor.