Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Random Photos Part One -- Golden Compass Premiere Edition

Having no experience getting into a van via the front door, Gwyneth Paltrow heads to the back of the van.
So is it a Gossip Girl spoiler to say that Leighton Meester and Chace Crawford really look awkward going in for this kiss?
Eva Green at The Golden Compass world premiere looks amazing.
Daniel Craig and Satsuki Mitchell also showed up at the premiere. What is that growing on Satsuki's dress?
I am intrigued by Sam Elliott's daughter who showed up to the premiere with him. Black gloves, big Texas hair, an 80's dress and peace sign earrings. That is some big hair. That's like Dallas hair or Lindsay Wagner television movie of the week hair.
Immediately after this photo was taken, Lydia Heart's arms snapped off from the strain. She is so tiny, and Cisco Adler, is well, you know, bringing a little extra something to the table.
If you take away Nicole Kidman's hair she would look like an alien. She's got that alien shaped head, and an anally probed husband.
30 girls trying to go home with John Mayer last night at Butter. This was the winner.
Wow. Johnny Depp candid. The foolish thing here would be to try and go for some snark. So, I will just let you continue enjoying your men in silence.


29 comments:

  1. The hottest homelessness you'll ever find anywhere, ENT.

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  2. Is that picture of Mr "OOOOH" Face a red herring or a hint?

    There is something off with Chance Crawford. Pretending to date Carrie Underwood must be getting to him...

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  3. Sounds like we got some answers to some blinds here, people.

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  4. Girlfriend??? When did Sam Elliot split with Katharine Ross??? (I wasn't asleep THAT long!) Couldn't be his daughter Cleo, could it?

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  5. Okay, what is the deal with Cisco Adler. For reals. I mean, his band must be terrible as he gets so much press, and there are unknowns outside of LA. Ladies...anyone?!?

    And, for my daily rant.....what is with him and his ilk being such top notch DJ's? Like Is DJ AM really so hot. Samantha Ronson? Anyone? Is there DJ sets we can hear anywhere to learn if they really that good, or simply just rich kids. (Mark Ronson gets a pass, obviously, as that album was pretty good) (I know, get my own blog)

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  6. Featherbell, I, too, wondered about when the split took place, since I've heard nothing. Cleo would be 24 now. Does this woman look 24? I can't tell.

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  7. Kevin, I think they're all homely and dirty looking. They either have a lot of money or drugs. That's the only way it makes any sense to me.

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  8. Is the woman with Sam Elliott the same one pictured here?? This is him with Katharine Ross (BOY has SHE aged!) and their daughter Cleo:

    http://imdb.com/gallery/granitz/6130/Events/6130/CleoRose_Jeff_14082918_400.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Ross,%20Katharine%20(I)

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  9. I see what you guys are saying about celebrity DJ's but at the same time, if everyone could do it, they would.

    Mark Ronson is a FOX!

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  10. celebrity DJs are just rich kids with some industry connections via the 'rents. Yeah, if everyone could do THAT, they would.
    It's not WHAT you do, but WHO you know.

    ENT, you can snark all you want on Johnny Depp, because no one actually reads the words near a picture of him. How could you take your eyes off his image?

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  11. Anonymous1:49 PM

    ts, I think you're right. that's the daughter.

    And Ent, when you look at Sam's long hair and handlebar mustache, do you think that anyone that sprung from his loins is going to have any sense of taste?

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  12. so hearst and cisco calling mischa during sex, fine fine.

    but is ent saying that GWYNETH was the band-servicing actress????

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  13. yup, i'll take johnny dressed like this over that craig feller ANY time at all. i know, i don't understand it, either.

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  14. Gwyneth looks horrible in that picture. Does she have a lazy eye, or is she just drunk?

    Ent,
    Could you post some more pictures of Mark Ronson? All this talk about him is giving me an appetite!

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  15. Oh wow, I was thinking the 'xact same thing about Sam as was mentioned earlier. I thought he and Katherine Ross were one of those rare Hollywood couples who made it work. I thought they raised a family away from the limelight.

    I'm crushed...

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  16. Eva Green looks amazing?

    ICK! Morticia Adams much??? The too smokey eyes and the too red lips... Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!

    Hee! Hee! That shot of JM with his buddy was prompted by the pap.
    http://www.buzzfoto.com/?p=1666
    I'd be way too sad if he swung that way (I know! I know! some of you are gagging...), I think he's so cute!

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  17. dnfrommn, thanks for the confirmation. The more I look at her the more I see her mother.

    califblondy, don't be crushed! Sam Elliott is with his daughter in that pic. Check out the link to another picture of Sam, Katharine and Cleo that I posted above.

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  18. plus the girl with sam looks an awful lot like katherine ross.

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  19. Whew! What a relief. Okay, I believe in love again.

    Well, at least for Sam and Katherine.

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  20. With apologies to brendalove, kellysirkus, bionic bunny and any others I'm leaving out (please don't bite my head off!), I just don't get the Johnny D fixation. The ratty clothes, the dirty hair. I mean, this is a fairly wealthy guy in his 30s; I'm all for individuality, but at some point doesn't the desire to look like a homeless person pass? I dunno, maybe if he would just take a bath all would be good.

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  21. Califblondy, I hear you!

    Princess Pea, I LOVE Johnny Depp, but I understand that what blows my skirt up may not be the same for others. Johnny is unique, has a great voice, beautiful smile and eyes, and has some boyish charisma about him that makes him sexy. To ME. And while others may say the same about Daniel Craig, to me he's more boring than watching paint dry.

    I guess what I'm saying is I don't try to get the fixation some people have, because it's so individual I probably couldn't get it if they spent a year trying to explain it.

    Who does it for you?

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  22. twisted--what floats your boat (and lots of others') may not do it for me, and vice versa.

    You're right, he does have a great voice (despite the faux British accent-okay, okay, I couldn't resist!).

    Who does it for me? At the moment, no one really stands out, but I do think Michael Vartan is sexy (although a little on the scrawny side), and Jason Gedrick is pretty easy on the eyes. I'll probably think of someone else as soon as I hit send. Sorry if I offended you, didn't mean to. As they say, there's someone for everyone.

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  23. Johnny's in his 40s. I'm not correcting you to be a jerk, I'm saying it only to say just how frickin' hot he is EVEN IN HIS
    40s....LOL

    I'm having a problem with that Lydia Hearst pic. She is INSANELY tiny. But she doesn't look anorexic to me - she doesn't look boney there, just REALLY TINY. Am I crazy? It's like one of those picture in a picture things, I'm just staring & staring....

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  24. Oh heck no, you didn't offend me, Princess!

    I can see Michael Vartan and Jason Gedrick, too. Jason is from Chicago, my hometown, so he gets extra points! ;-)

    Jenner, I think it's the awkward pose, because she looks healthy rather than not, as you said.

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  25. Johnny Depp is the rare breed
    His looks and talent have aged like fine wine
    They just keep getting better.
    I cannot even bring myself to feel the need to DEFEND the Cult of Depp. either you're in or not.
    Princess Pea, no disrespect taken, and none intended.
    I just absolutely LOVE Johnny Depp, and I normally HATE most celebs -- OK, not hate, just laugh at.
    On another note ....
    that photo of satsuki is really unfortunate. She is an exotic beauty, and not the Asian drag queen she appears to be here.
    As to Gwyn -- ugh! she is so not attractive. Her legs and hair are her best qualities, and they are NOT great

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  26. celebrity dj's give dj's a bad name, and only fill a niche part of the market manipulated by promoters. Only a few of them can actually decently mix records, and many (like DJ AM) play mash ups or versions of irritating radio cuts much like a glorified jukebox when there are producers and turntablists and true DJ's trying to spread real GOOD music into clubs. (instead of the same ol' same ol' clear channel approved ridiculousness)

    /end rant.

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  27. I don't get the fascination with Johnny Depp either but whatevs...
    But i'd also like to put in a request for Mark Ronson. That guy is yum. Finally got his album and it's fantastic!
    And Ent, can you chuck us some George Clooney too? Please. I never used to like him but now he's really grown on me.

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  28. I got a great deal on a vacuum cleaner this weekend, thus guilted myself into cleaning. Popping in movies while I did it (Princess Bride, LOTR..standard chick stuff i guess)
    Forgot I owned Benny and Joon. Put that on.
    Needless to say a took a well deserved hour and a half break, just had to watch him. Jeez louise is that man just...wow.

    Depp, oh yeah.

    I wonder if 21 Jumpstreet is on DVD. If so, it's going on my wishlist.

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  29. sweater - my 13 y/o daughter asked for 21 Jumpstreet DVD for Christmas
    They just came out with a boxed set with all eps from all seasons.
    Young JD - mmmmmm

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