Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Blind Item Reveals

October 8, 2007


#1 So about two weeks ago there is a Vivid party (adult film company) and this music producer who reminds me a great deal of Larry Hagman drives his car right up to the front entrance of the club, slams his brakes so the tries squeal and to make sure he has everyone's attention. In front of the club is a long line of people waiting to get in. Our producer walks up to the door and says, "I'm here for the party." The bouncer sees his name on the list, but says the party hasn't started yet and won't for another 20 minutes or so. Our producer begs to get in early, but is denied. He goes back to his car and lays rubber as he pulls away from the club. 30 minutes later he pulls back in front of the club just as noisily, and as he struts up to the front entrance says, "Lets start this party. Where are the bitches? Bring on the bitches." I would like to say that he then tripped and fell and everyone laughed at him, but everyone was already laughing at him. He went home empty that night.

#2 Oh Canada. Not really about Canada per se, but it does take place in Canada. Seems that a show that is filming there which was supposed to be a big hit is actually a bomb and the cast knows it. Since they figure they will be canceled before the end of the year they are doing as much as they can to have fun, including all kinds of gestures and signals to their friends while filming, stealing everything they can from the various sets, and basically just having the time of their lives all over Vancouver knowing it will be over soon. Everyone is joining in except for the female lead who still thinks the show will make it and thinks everyone is acting childish and refuses to take part in anything that can be considered fun. The rest of the cast and crew have taken to calling her diamond which she takes as a compliment. Unfortunately it is referring to what a tight ass she is and how if she put a lump of coal in her ass it would turn to a diamond.

#1 - JR Rotem
#2 - Michelle Ryan


9 comments:

  1. how many damned Blinds is this idiot Rotem a part of?

    Jeebus, who is this f^cker?

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  2. I could definately see JR Rotem doing that. Another one desparate for attention.

    Bionic Woman is terrible. How out of it does Michelle Ryan have to be to think that the show would make it? The funny thing is I did my own gesture when Bionic Woman was on. I went over to the remote, grabbed it and pressed the off button. I wonder if I can put that on film?

    The other ironic thing, Bionic Woman is cancelled. Ent was right about that one. I know, shocking.

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  3. I gave Bionic Woman a chance, I thought it was by the people who made the new Battlestar Galactica, it has to be good right. WRONG

    I tuned out, turned off and dropped off after 5 episodes.

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  4. I do not know if BW is cancelled. As right now with all network TV is in rerun freeze due to the WGA strike.

    EL when are you give us some Blind Items about the WGA strike?

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  5. I really wanted to hate BW when I watched it the first time, but honestly it isn't that bad...that is except Michelle Ryan. She is awful. If they had a better lead, the show would have much more potential.

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  6. I was so mad that they cancelled Journeyman and kept Bionic Woman.

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  7. At the time I was going with Michelle Ryan for #2 after seeing other people's stellar reasoning for doing so. #1 I had no idea.

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  8. The show has not been canned and they are not even working now because of the strike so this is a total load as always.

    Even if it were true it sounds like the lead has class and appreciates her job.

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  9. I don't know who this JR Rotem person is but he is a comedic genius. No really, I can't stop laughing at this blind.

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