May 16, 2007
This older, but not aging, film, but not indies, and definitely no television, married A list actor who has been featured in this space before has a wife who really knows how to get revenge. He's been in this space because of his cheating. Excessive cheating. Enough cheating where the wife is tired of it even if it does mean giving up millions. Our actor made a little boo-boo recently. Seems as if the missus got a hold of our actor's cell phone bill. So, she decided to call EVERY number on the bill and advised the person who answered that she was calling from the Dept. of Health. She advised them that our actor had contracted a sexually transmitted disease and had provided their number, but not their name as someone with whom he had sexual contact. She advised EVERY person she called that they needed to make an appointment with their doctor as soon as possible to check for possible infection. The actor got many freaked out people calling him that day, but still doesn't know it was his wife who did the calling.
Sean Penn / Robin Wright Penn
NOTE: As far as I know Sean Penn has NO STD's. It was done by RWP simply for revenge.
that is priceless
ReplyDeleteI never liked her....but now I think I think I love her.
ReplyDeleteHim = once a wank...always a wank.
I think WD needs to hook up with RWP for some help with the agent...I shall look at the Princess Bride with far more respect.
ReplyDeleteOh, Robin. I love you more today than yesterday.
ReplyDeleteShe has just gone up a notch in my book.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine who would EVER want to be in the same room with Sean Penn, much less have physical contact (of any sort) with him.
Sean Penn is freaking 47 years old. That's not aging??? I bet if it were an actress she'd be "almost dead"
ReplyDeleteFantastic! I want to buy her a drink or ten.
ReplyDeleteThat makes my day - you GO girl!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant. You know what they say about karma....
ReplyDeleteLMAO! GOOD FOR HER!! Have always loved her. Tania, can I join you all in that drink? Enty, I hadn't thought this BI was Robin.
ReplyDeleteawesome. take notes WD for your agent issue..lol.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE IT! I liked her before, this makes me love her!
ReplyDeleteEwww...lovely, a bit revenge can taste so sweet, not that I have any knowledge of that personally of course;)
ReplyDeleteSean Penn started in TV folks, lots of indies including nominations for his last. Obviously writer using recent headlines to try and "fit" to a fake BI.
ReplyDeletehe's aging and he does indies. this seems a bit off...
ReplyDeletebut that said, he's definitely an ass. he propositioned a friend of mine on a plane ride a few years back. total cheater.
ReplyDeletegood work rwp!
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cfx ent has said he changes details up a bit from time to time. if yer hatin, keep on skatin
ReplyDeletebuh-bye now!
WTF? The "details" given don't fit at all in either Sean Penn BI.
ReplyDeleteI always wondered how he got her to begin with.
ReplyDeleteIsn't there a wartorn country somewhere that he needs to visit?
You go, girl!
ReplyDeleteHilarity, I freakin' love this woman.
ReplyDeleteYeah! Sean also freaking does Indies !
ReplyDeleteI think I have a girl crush! That's so absolutely the best!! Love it.
ReplyDeleteWasn't he in a few episodes of Friends, where he was Phoebe's bf?
ReplyDeleteYeah! Sean also freaking does TV!!!
ReplyDelete*loves it*
ReplyDelete*loves it*
ReplyDeletei remember one episode, but no series.
ReplyDeletehe prefers to think of himself as a SERIOUS ACTOR. he's still a perfect shit head.
but good for her! she was always too good for him, anyway!
i remember one episode, but no series.
ReplyDeletehe prefers to think of himself as a SERIOUS ACTOR. he's still a perfect shit head.
but good for her! she was always too good for him, anyway!
OMG! AWESOME!!!!!
ReplyDelete...To see more of this side of RWP rent "White Oleander"--her aging stripper/psycho foster mom character delivers the revenge
ReplyDelete"aging stripper/psycho foster mom character"
ReplyDeleteawesome!
Attagirl!
ReplyDeleteFantastic.
ReplyDeleteTHAT is the way to get the public to like/respect you. Not the whiney-ass-whoa-is-me approach that Jennifer Aniston took.
I've got no problem with the BI details fitting Sean Penn. If you look at it from the standpoint of recent history, and how he is most commonly known as an actor. I don't think of him as an indie actor, and I'm pretty certain he would never consider doing a TV series.
ReplyDeleteSee, what would have made me not guess Penn for this was when EL said he does not do indie films. Hell, Penn directed one of this year's best indies, "Into the Wild." And he's in pre-pro for "Milk."
ReplyDelete21 Grams, I am Sam, Hurlyburly, Before Night Falls, Sweet & Lowdown. Sean was in all of those. I'd consider those indies. When I think indie, I think small films. Non-blockbuster, not heavily promoted movies like bigger studio fare.
And he did a couple episodes of "Friends" so the definitely no tv threw me off too.
Yeah, the wording in this BI just didn't point me to Sean since he's done indies and a little tv.
And who knew the Princess Bride had that kind of cajones on her!!
Timmy/Shimmy anyone? the clues, wording don't fit, it's that simple. It's a BS BI "reveal" made to fit current headlines. No different from any other reveal, ALL other reveals, that just DON'T fit. The writer here throws out shit & when a news item occurs for real people it becomes the "reveal" and you FANATICS always say the clues shouldn't be taken literally. Well then what's the fucking point? It's either the vague at best clues or it's not, you can't have both.
ReplyDeleteYou folks do understand irony, yes? The character description "older, but not aging, film, but not indies, and definitely no television" seems more the way that SP would like to think of himself.
ReplyDeleteOr perhaps just that his main claim to fame is not as an indy or TV actor, but as a major film actor.
RWP's revenge act was awesome. Right up there with the movie scene from Waiting to Exhale where Angela Bassett dumps gasoline on her ex's car full of expensive clothing and lightsit on fire, then smokes a cigarette and watches impassively as the fire truck shows up.
Cheaters never win.
ReplyDeletemuccimooch333, "whoa-is-me" ROTFLMAO I gotta remember that one.
ReplyDelete:D
I love Sean, really I do, but that is one funny RF. Do people still get bills on their cell phones? I don't. Anyway funnnnny story.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing Robin accomplished was to make herself look crazy and bitter. Should have just left him and moved on with her life. Men like Sean Penn do not change no matter what a woman says or what type of stunt she tries to pull.
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