Which celebrity Scouse lawyer's foot fetish landed her in trouble when she high-kicked a famous dancer in his nether regions? She's been left facing GBH charges...
Should be easy enough to figure out if she actually got charged with something.
Yeah, and I'm not sure why a foot fetish would lead you to kicking a guy in the balls unless it was an accident related to what she was doing with her feet but then why be charged?
It is the celebrity that is the Scouse. Who is the most famous celeb from Liverpool? Their female lawyer is the one who has been charge with GBH. I'd say it is Sir Paul's lawyer who Heather doused with water. The dancer I don't have a clue.
...Or I could be wrong - the blind just doesn't read well. However, there is reference to Heather Mills in the Eva Longoria story earlier. Just first thought for me.
adrian, i know enty has a thing for ex texas governor ann richards IIRC. there's a lovely story back in the early days of the blog, which i can't remember about he and her, or his mom and her, or something. i don't remember if he hails from texas, but i'm positive he's a U.S. citizen.
Can someone translate this into American English? :)
ReplyDeleteThe lawyer of a celebrity from northern England was charged with assault after kicking a famous dancer in the junk.
ReplyDeleteCould be a famous lawyer too. I'm not too sure.
ReplyDeleteI don't get where the "foot fetish" comes in, but could the dancer please, please, please be Michael Flatley?
ReplyDeleteShould be easy enough to figure out if she actually got charged with something.
ReplyDeleteYeah, and I'm not sure why a foot fetish would lead you to kicking a guy in the balls unless it was an accident related to what she was doing with her feet but then why be charged?
OMG that would be fantastic. Maybe the foot fetish has to do with HIS footwork?
ReplyDeleteOr is the GBH a drug charge? So she was high and hurt him and someone had to come and they found her drugs?
ReplyDeleteGBH = Grievous Bodily Harm
ReplyDeleteHello everybody! First time poster :-)
ReplyDeleteScouse is specifically people from Liverpool, not Northern England as a whole. GBH is Grievous Bodily Harm.
Having translated I have to say I have absolutely no idea on this one!
Jen, you mean "Liverpudlians?" I think that is my favorite word ever.
ReplyDeletep.s. Welcome!
ReplyDeleteBWAAHAHAAA! ROFLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteThis one has got me cracked up.
Y'all's comments are so funny and I was right up there with you--like, WTF does this say?
You got some Americans over here really not understanding a frickin thing!
harriet--your summation actually made me LOL.
Cherie Blair
ReplyDeleteanyone know where Enty is from?
ReplyDeleteAnyone from north of Burnt Oak is a Scouse in my book *LOL* JUST KIDDING.
ReplyDeleteCherie Blair
ReplyDeleteGot to be Cherie - but how could she be on charges without it being all over the news?
ReplyDeleteYep I mean Liverpudlians Mooshki! It is a fabulous word!
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah I had forgotten Cherie was scouse but I can't think of any other scouse lawyers so that fits.
Yep I mean Liverpudlians Mooshki! It is a fabulous word!
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah I had forgotten Cherie was scouse but I can't think of any other scouse lawyers so that fits.
Uh, I feel stupid.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking liquid ecstasy. But I suppose that is GHB, not GBH. And to think I used to live in the UK.....
It is the celebrity that is the Scouse. Who is the most famous celeb from Liverpool? Their female lawyer is the one who has been charge with GBH. I'd say it is Sir Paul's lawyer who Heather doused with water. The dancer I don't have a clue.
ReplyDelete...Or I could be wrong - the blind just doesn't read well. However, there is reference to Heather Mills in the Eva Longoria story earlier. Just first thought for me.
ReplyDeleteadrian, i know enty has a thing for ex texas governor ann richards IIRC. there's a lovely story back in the early days of the blog, which i can't remember about he and her, or his mom and her, or something.
ReplyDeletei don't remember if he hails from texas, but i'm positive he's a U.S. citizen.
does that help or make it worse???
I think he is from Texas. I don't remember the Ann Richards bit, but I think that's how he's supposed to know the evil one. She's from Texas, too.
ReplyDeleteMadame Bunny & Alpins Summer, thanks for the info, then it is not our Enty. Just trying to go with the lawyer part!
ReplyDeleteAnn Richards was a goddess. R.I.P.
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