Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Hopefully She Won't Start Dressing Like Him Too


When Evan Rachel Wood started dating Marilyn Manson she did some kind of slow morph into a mashup between Marilyn and Dita von Teese. To say it was unsettling is kind of an understatement. I also think we were pretty shocked Marilyn dumped his wife for a teenager considering he was like 38 at the time. But honestly, that is nothing compared to Evan now dating Mickey Rourke. Mickey is 56 years old and Evan is now 21 so hey, at least they can drink together and she can explore her daddy issues with him. I mean she did play his daughter in the Wrestler. Actually with a 35 year age difference I think she is starting to push that grandfather envelope. That is an envelope that you don't want to lick I think. I wouldn't lick that envelope with Verne Troyer's tongue.

FOX is reporting that the two were spotted making out at the Four Seasons at an after party. If they are truly happy then I am all for it, but please, don't let her start dressing like him or turning into some Carrie Otis look-a-like. Oh, and I guess it won't be long before they do a 9 1/2 Weeks sequel or maybe a sequel to Wild Orchid.


22 comments:

  1. Hey, she's an adult. If she wants to date older dudes, that's her right. And honestly, look at the pool of choices she has in Hollywood. Bunch of silly nancys if you ask me.

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  2. I loved Mickey in the Wrestler but seriously, can someone get him A) a stylist and B) a haircut and please wash that oily mess for the love of all that is good and holy.

    On their romance, ICK!

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  3. That is just gross.

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  4. HE BEAT HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND. What the hell is up with her that she's attracted to such losers?

    "I wouldn't lick that envelope with Verne Troyer's tongue."

    Brilliant.

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  5. Love him. Bad face job, wardrobe and all. Anything after Marilyn would be a step-up for her.

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  6. I agree with Ror, at least he is a real man, and I love that he carries that tiny dog around everywhere.

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  7. a man that vain to fuck his face up so badly...is a complete mess in a relationship.

    and although he comes off as a soft,gentle guy with the lil dogs...he beat a few ex gf like Moosh said.

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  8. She is ruining her career. Manson was gross but this is just as bad.

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  9. Ya know, I kinda like his outfits. He dresses for himself not for anyone else, unlike all those other cardboard cutouts - men and women alike.

    His face however, Oh Mickey, you WERE so fine....

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  10. Evan RACHEL, enty. Her name is Evan RACHEL.

    I read some interview with her a while back and it was really important to her that you call her BOTH names.

    She obviously likes older guys. She's an adult and can bang whomever she wants. It's a little odd, but whatever.

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  11. Mooshki, I forgot about that. He beat Carrie Otis, right?

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  12. He had a wife named Debbie,she was in movie- Live and Die in L.A.,
    much 'hotter' than all the rest of these gals put together I'm sure Mickey effed that one up past the point of all repair!

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  13. Anonymous12:45 PM

    Evan Rachel seems to like oddities lol.

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  14. better mickey than manson. ANYBODY but manson. i can't figure out how he got dita, wood was a kid looking for the kink, but DITA?

    okay, i hate manson. my shrink and i have that in common. but at least i understand why he wears the make-up. dude has a medical condition that i can't remember the name of, DD had a friend w/ same thing, she's had several surgeries over many years to try to correct the facial deformities. that doesn't excuse his "music", though.

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  15. BB, I think he has vitiligo which is a skin pigment disease. I think Michael Jackson said he had it also. But I think we know better than that.

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  16. no guys, he's just fucked up period.

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  17. i agree with jax, 100%, but, no, amster, it's the shape of his skull and the severe underbite and what not.
    i saw a pic or an interview or something without the freakshow make-up, and realized it was the same thing.

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  18. "I wouldn't lick that envelope with Verne Troyer's tongue."

    Moosh beat me to it, but that's one of the funniest things you've ever written. Heh.

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  19. Sounds like a blind item reveal to me.. the one about the couple who has to pretend they aren't so audiences wouldn't confuse their onscreen relationship? I think everyone guessed "Twilight" but this makes more sense

    :)

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  20. "He beat Carrie Otis, right?"

    Yep. I don't care how much he's 'changed,' I still wouldn't date him.

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