Monday, January 05, 2009

Sounds Like A Reality Show Is Coming


According to Access Hollywood, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have called it quits. The holidays just have not been good to anyone. Jennifer Love Hewitt, Patricia Arquette, Kelly Rutherford, Rudolph and Santa, and now Sam and Lindsay. Don't know if it is the pressure of the holidays, booze, drugs, or the recession which is causing all these bust-ups.

According to the report, besides all the yelling and screaming the couple did at each other over the holidays, they got into a fistfight in their Miami hotel room as well. I think that would be a pretty even fight. I think Sam can probably take a punch, but Lindsay probably fights dirty, and has those long nails. Although their fight was witnessed by family members, I guess none of them intervened because the hotel room was completely trashed. Guess they must have been wagering on the fight or Dina's hair extension came out and so she couldn't be bothered to try and put a halt to it.

The source who gave the details in the report also let it slip that now Lindsay has moved out into her own place and Ali is coming to LA to move in and to start living together. That is the reality show pitch if I have ever heard one. Lindsay and Ali living together. I don't know how they would ever be able to find any footage fit for the general public but I admit that I would probably watch the first episode. I would actually watch more if they made Michael and Dina live there also and share a bedroom.


18 comments:

  1. oh man if these two crazy kids can't make it...what hope do Tom n Katie have?

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  2. who didnt see this coming???

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  3. next act this week in tabloid!

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  4. Any BI reveals among this crop of break-ups?

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  5. Would anyone in their right mind let their child live with Lilo? Only white oprah. I guess she is praying for another train wreck child. Marisa, she's a...wait for it....Douchebaguette!!!!!

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  6. By the way, had a lot of fun with all you guys today, you crack me up. I'm off to watch hockey and cry when the Pens lose again. Thanks for making my day. Can't say that enough. Kisses, all!

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  7. Yawn......huge shocker.

    Well gosh, gee whiz Wally, I don't know how I will ever fall asleep tonight.

    I know people are getting blown apart in Gaza, but shucks, who is gonna strap it on for Lindsey now?!?

    I'm scared Wally, scared real good.

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  8. Her blog insists that they didn't break up.

    http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=29730276&blogID=461720397

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  9. ...and we all know she's denying it because she thinks the publicity will get her some work.

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  10. Ror, I really like you. I really, really do.

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  11. I am just waiting for the news that Samantha Ronson is to be Tommy Cruise's next wife. Of course she will be amazing and be amazed by how amazing he is.

    And at least one of them likes girls.

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  12. Manda, she would be required to pop a kid out, though.

    I'm thinking Ali is moving in so Lilo has someone who can pay the rent. The only high she'll be able to afford is Aylmer's elephant glue.

    I like you too, Ror.

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  13. too bad...Lindsay seemed calm for a while there. now she'll go off the rails again...

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  14. Get it straight. It's not Ali, it's Aliana.

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  15. Ya, when a couple starts beating the crap outta each other, it might be time to move on.

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  16. RUDOLPH AND SANTA?! NOOOOOO!!!!!

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  17. And forget all this Lohan family b.s., I want a SamRo reality show! I would watch that shit 24 hours a day.

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  18. ror...you seem to crack me up time and time again

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