Melissa George
Miley Cyrus (Disney made her dress like one of their characters)
Mickey Rourke
Ryan Seacrest & Mario Lopez
Mickey Rooney
Meryl Streep & Sophia Loren
Michael Sheen
Marisa Tomei ( for her this is about as good as it gets)
Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick (push up bra award winner to SJP and comb over award to MB)
Marion Cotillard looked better on TV than in this picture. This picture doesn't do her justice.
ReplyDeleteugh IT'S MILEY! that dress is ridiculous on her.
ReplyDeleteMiley's dress would've looked great on anyone else.
ReplyDeleteMichael Sheen just looks so damned happy all the time. Good on ya.
"DNfromMN said...
ReplyDeleteMiley's dress would've looked great on anyone else."
And without that belt!
Maria was my favorite from last night. You had to make way for her!
SJP's breasts looked like planets. It was distracting, and took away from the dress. I would have liked to see her run into RDJ though.
ReplyDeleteMarion is a goddess.
Didn't mind Miley's dress at all. Beyonce, Whoopi and Sophia all were way worse in the dress department.
I loved all the pleating on Tomei's dress (dislike her though). Ditto the hillbilly (Miley)
ReplyDeleteMarion Cotillard looks UNBELIEVABLE! My favorite so far. Meryl Streep als looks fabulous.
ReplyDeletemarisa & sjp looked lovely, but very bridal.
ReplyDeletelook at mickey rooney! awwww! h'wood old school, LOVE it!
I wonder how long it took Meryl Streep to look that bad! I'm sorry, but she looked way older than she is in that frock and hairdo. We all know she can look fabulous, I don't get at all what she did yesterday.
ReplyDeletecome on enty! *waiting on aniston's mondo-fab dress, reese's horrible one, and penelope's vitage wedding gown* hurry!
ReplyDeleteMatthew B. looks as comfortable as Chris Brown's next girlfriend.
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Matthew Broderick would have been a distant second in the comb over contest - to Spielberg.
ReplyDeleteNo one snarked on Seacrest and Mario together?? :)
ReplyDeleteMeryl Streep is going to be sixty this year. Besides a slight freshening, she looked super. Sarah Jessica looked ridiculous. Despite he camouflaged inverted nipples, I expected her to do a nip-slip at any moment. Those babies had nowhere to go but up and out. Just imagine if Salma was in that Dior Haut gown, she could have probably fed the octuplets or Angie and Brad's brood of six singlehandedly.
ReplyDeleteThe way Sophia Loren said Meryl Streep's name. "Maaaaarill Strrrrrreep". Fantastic. And Meryl loved it too.*L*
ReplyDeleteI don't think Meryl gives a crap about fashion. Obviously.
ReplyDeleteWhen asked about how hard it was to find a dress or some stupid question about the dress she said "It fit." I thought that was hilarious.
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ReplyDeletemeryl streep looks great, in my book. she's a woman who (unlike goldie hawn for instance) knows nobody wants to see her arms and cleavage anymore and she dresses appropriately.
ReplyDeletemarisa tomei's dress is too much for her. it's wearing her, not the other way around.
natalie portman is flawless. she usually is.
i like Meryl Streep dress,Marion Cotillard also !Nice to see an happy Michael Sheen
ReplyDeleteI loved Marissa's and SJP's dresses.
ReplyDeleteI am really loving everything Meryl Streep these days so to me she looks absolutely fab.
SJP and Matthew looked awkward or maybe it was just my imagination.
I thought Sophia looked nice (for her age) but it seems I'm in the minority in this category.
Mickey Rooney's wife seemed very proud of him and genuinely in love with him.
Mickey R. really looks nasty. I wonder if he smells?
I liked Miley in this dress but I just can't stand her. I want her to disappear and never return.
SJP is really trying to prove she's not a horse*. Also, hello implant outlines ;)
ReplyDelete*http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/about.htm
(Just incase someone hasn't seen it).
I love SJP's dress. Too bad this photo doesn't do it justice.
ReplyDeleteMarion Cotillard-Beautiful dress but it did look a lot better on t.v.
ReplyDeleteMiley Cyrus-That dress is ridiculous.
Mickey Rourke-He was robbed. They announced Sean Penn and I was like WTF???
Marisa Tomei-Good improvement.
SJP-Love the dress. She's got the melons all out. Mama's looking for a new man!
i actually thought mickey rourke looked like he finally took a shower! he got rid of that awful scarf and sunglasses, looks like he might have combed his hair.
ReplyDeletei'm fascinated by SJP's boobage. it's like they have their own gravitational pull.
Personally, I don't really like Miley's dress, but it is age appropriate, for a change.
ReplyDeleteSophie Loren's skin looks like leather.
SJP has fresh work on her face.
ReplyDeleteMiley=abysmal.
SJP is annoying and should stay home. I don't think her look is age appropriate - she should grow up gracefully. She is no longer the IT girl or tend setter - FIX YOUR HAIR!!
ReplyDeleteHer husband was disinterested to the point of being rude.
YUCK.
/rant
Seacrest & Lopez:
ReplyDeleteThat's a whole lotta vagina in one picture.
Marion looks very, very French. Good thing she is.
ReplyDeleteMelissa George, Beyonce and Miley need to get together in one picture. With some colored gravel. Bubbles. Rocks. Maybe one of those little divers or a treasure chest . . .
Meryl Streep looks regal instead of frumpy - Nice surprise!
Sophia Loren looks like my yellow princess canopy bedspread from when I was 6. What a shame - she's eternally gorgeous. But the dress, alas, is NOT.
SJP needs to lay off the tulle for a few years.
I thought SJP and hubby stopped making public appearances? It's just embarassing all round, how awkward (he is) and fake-smiley (she is). That central parting with the waves did no favours, either.
ReplyDeleteSorry Enty, but I'm going to defend Miley and her dress- both looked gorge, even if (granted) that pic isn't the best ;-)