Tuesday, February 10, 2009

DMX Is A People Person


Well, we already knew that DMX was not much of a dog person, or dog lover. Now though it turns out he is not really much of a people person either. Apparently his copy of How To Win Friends And Influence people was lost by Amazon and so he does his best. As we have seen, that isn't always pretty. In his latest example of how not to succeed in prison, DMX apparently forgot to take his meds. According to TMZ, when the guards went looking for DMX and to tell him he needed to take his meds and head on over to his job he said, "I already have a job and don't need this s**t."

He then threatened to beat up all the guards in the jail which caused him to be thrown into isolation and to have all of his meals basically consist of bread and water. Ahhh, good times. I have had diets like that, but mine were more of the Top Ramen variety. Of course it wasn't much of a diet because I would eat about 8 of them at a time. I know, I know. The chemicals. But sometimes, as in a Twinkie chemicals are a wonderful thing.


4 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:23 PM

    what a winner

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  2. Soon they'll have to hold the Grammys there!

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  3. Aside from being a badass rapper DMX-real name:My Name is Earl Simmons, also suffers mightly from short man's disease. Not all short men suffer from this disease but DMX does! 5'7" barefoot but always wears 3inch heeled Timbaland boots in public.
    This footwear not available in Arizona prisons.

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  4. shit enty...top ramen has 24g of fat. EACH. ya don't make the same mistake i did thinking it can't be that bad...thank god for Nutrition guides.

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