Monday, May 25, 2009

Potty Training Solved


I know today, while you were setting up the grill, swimming by the pool, getting stopped by the marathon for an hour on the way home from the liquor store you were sitting there asking yourself whatever happened to that whole Kelly Rutherford potty training thing? Well, I'm glad you asked. It turns out that the entire world thinks they are both crazy, and so the judge just said, have him wear a pull up diaper and he will use the bathroom when he wants. Sure, that is common sense to all of us reading this, but I want you to realize that Kelly and her soon to be ex spent about $35,000 in legal fees just on that one issue. That is when you know parents hate each other.

Oh, and parents who think their kids don't notice the hate? You are kidding yourselves. When asked by US Magazine if she could ever get along with her soon to be ex she said, "I don't see it."

Good to know. Kelly, is 8 and half months pregnant with her newest child is going to have an interesting issue come up when the baby is delivered. Kelly's son, who starts pre-school in a couple of months still breast feeds many times each day. What US didn't ask Kelly was whether the brother and sister would share now or if Hermes is going to have to find a new way to amuse himself.


16 comments:

  1. oh that poor little hermes and his future sibling. :(

    what losers these "parents" are.

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  2. I must be out of it. Who is Kelly Rutherford?

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  3. just another batshit crazy busybody in Hollyweird, Kim.

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  4. You think she'd wean the toddler off if she knew she was having baby #2. Do you think she did it that long because it supposedly makes you thin? What bizarre control freaks these two are for parents. When Celebrity Rehab reaches season # 30 these two kids are likely to be tagteaming the show.

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  5. i once interviewed a woman who breastfed her son til he started SCHOOL - he was five or six.

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  6. The longer she breast feeds, the longer she has control over the custody situation. Let's just hope they can agree on a name for baby #2 without going to court.

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  7. wait, what potty training thing? i've been incommunicado for a week or so!

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  8. Uhh...Kelly?

    When your son's teenage buddies wanna come home to watch him drink his supper from Mom...it's time to wean.

    When the child bites...or asks for a cigarette after breastfeeding? It's past time to wean.

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  9. Bunny, Kelly wanted the judge to prohibit her ex from potty training their son. Very weird.

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  10. thanks, moosh.

    that is SO wrong.
    the woman should be committed. as in legally, like britney.

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  11. Kim, she's on the show Gossip Girl (Chuck Bass is going to have my children, by the way)
    It's sad when 2 idiots use their child(ren) to jab at one another.
    Let's hope Hermes doesn't end up on the Smoking Gun 15 or so years from now.

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  12. betting the breast feeding is to limit the visitation baby #1 has with daddy. can't be away from mommy to long!!

    i think the judge should tell them that since they can't play nice, daddy gets baby #1 and mommy gets baby #2.

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  13. I'm no expert, but my sister in law just told me about her situation with breastfeeding kid #1 while pregnant with kid #2. Turns out the milk supply stops. So kid #1's most likely just doing the breastfeeding thing out of comfort.

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