Monday, June 08, 2009

Tila Tequila Is Desperate To Stay Relevant


When the clock hits 14:59 and counting, you can see the desperation in people who know there time is about over. Tila Tequila made the most of her 15 minutes and probably got a few minutes more than she should have. There is nothing left for her now and she knows it and so she is trying to stay relevant and noticed by going crazy on Twitter and starting her own rumors that she knows will attract attention.

Most of the time when someone starts spreading rumors for someone they are a friend or an employee. It is done for attention and then the celebrity comes in and clears up the rumors and if they are lucky gets a few paragraphs in a weekly tabloid and maybe a quick plug for a project on which they are working.

Apparently Tila Tequila doesn't have any friends so the whole spreading rumors thing becomes much more awkward. About a month ago you may remember that Tila tweeted or MySpaced or did something where she announced she was pregnant. She even tried to make it a blind item by saying it was an A lister who had made her pregnant. First of all, you have to remember that a Tila Tequila A lister is probably someone who just has a job. Well, after she announced she was pregnant people were congratulating her and wondering if it was scientifically possible. You know, the usual.

Well, after a few days the story went away because no one really cares and no one would really notice if she dropped off the face of the earth and disappeared back to wherever VH-1 keeps all of their reality stars until they are needed.

So, Tila decided she needed to once again take to the internet to talk about her pregnancy and this is what she had to say.

So I don't usually like to address rumors cuz all it does is start up more drama, and as you can all clearly see in all of my video's, I am a very fun-loving, happy, and drama-free type of girl. However lately the rumors have been piling up and I just felt the need to clear up the rumors for all of my fans because I care about you and want you to know the truth! First of all....the PREGNANCY rumors....the point is...maybe I was pregnant, or maybe I wasn't pregnant. I think that is something very personal but I'm going to clear that up now and say that I am not currently pregnant. So there you go! Let's move on now! NEXT!

Umm. Tila. What rumors? You are the one who said you were pregnant. So, what she is saying is that she lied to everyone? I know she qualifies the whole thing about currently being pregnant. I have no doubts at all that at some point in her life Tila was pregnant, so I can see why she says that. If pregnancy is such a personal thing then why did she announce it to the whole world? And honestly, I don't think the rumors ever piled up. I just think she didn't have anything to talk about and so came back to the one thing that got her some press. Oh, and there was the fake home invasion too. That was good. I think next she needs to have some kind of life threatening disease and then get healed by Florence Henderson. It can be a very special VH-1 episode.



18 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:16 AM

    no comment since it's not worth making one for this loser lol.

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  2. Oh, great. Now when we get a blind, we're going to have to wonder if it is a Tila A-lister, or the rest of the world A-lister.

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  3. who gives a shit? and, was this person born a female?

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  4. Didn't she call the cops on the home invasion? How/Why did she not get in trouble for giving a false report?

    I can't believe they keep giving people like her shows, while people who go to classes and workshops can't get jobs because they can't get a big break.

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  5. god she gives normal,self-respecting whores a bad name.

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  7. Oh go buy a bra already you useless little fauxmosexual!

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  8. Enty! You should have warned us how painful this is to watch! I had to stop it when she told everyone to look up "hearsay". She is so self-important it's obnoxious.

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  9. haha oh yes! I came across this little nugget of gold over the weekend. i somehow also ended up on some stupid blog she wrote about prop 8? and why she hates obama? that she is going to "turn" republican? all i know is it left me feeling confused about wth her point was, and apparently she is patting herself on the back saying that "people didn't know how intelligent i was"...WTF!?!

    ugh i hate her, she can go back to being famous for having the most myspace friends or some such nonsense

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  10. Anonymous1:12 PM

    If she'd ever really been pregnant, she would have kept it and let the DNA tests do the talking. Dumb skank.

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  11. i LOVED that break in story. It was, without a doubt, the strangest, weirdest, most desperate thing ever. Crazy girl.

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  12. Hahaha, "so look up hearsay. Now tell me what it means"

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  13. Poor dear is freaking because Myspace is no longer relevant.

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  14. Aaaaarrgh! I just wasted two minutes and thirty five seconds of my life that I can never get back! Curse you Enty!

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  15. How can one "stay relevant" when one was never relevant in the first place?

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  16. Blankprincess, I thought the same thing. I hate the term "relevant" in relation to a celebrity (or a product, for that matter).

    And it's not just Tia Tequila. Anyone who has to work at being "relevant" most likely isn't, and never will be.

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