Crawley McNugget is back, but don't worry, his sleaziness hasn't gone anywhere. Remember Crawley? The little TV star that could? He racks up bedroom conquests about as fast as he blows the lines out at night. After all, when are sex and drugs not one in the same in this skanky town of Hollywood? FYI: Because of the drug factor previously mentioned, that's why we can't just reveal to you all who this seemingly not-so nice guy is, but since we're feeling kind today, we'll offer superfab clues.
'Cause C.M. has now schlepped his schlong and STDs to the perfect place, teaming with fellow and impressive sluts: Vegas.
The 'Nugg decided to take his game to Sin City recently. And no, he didn't run into Jerry Rock-Butt there. Cee prefers to keep his posse full of movie stars, instead.
Anyway, Crawley was having a fab time out clubbing, hitting on girls left and right, natch. Most of them fell for his semi-fame bait. Except one. See, C.M. likes the chase as much as anyone else, so when his not-so-smooth "you do know who I am?" (no joke) lines didn't work on this par-tick smart babe, he'd finally had enough.
"You know what, fine. If you're not going to sleep with me, then see that girl in the red dress over there? Your friend? I can take her up to my room and bang her right now if I want!"
And he did. Talk about classy. Jeez, some friend, huh? Not sure who's the sleazier turd here? But whatev.
Seriously, how are some girls so damn gullible? This fair-haired guy isn't ugly by any means, but he's clearly a douche prick and crab-friendly asshole. Is bedding someone semi-famous that worth it, girls? Yuck. Maybe C.M.'s turning more into his TV character than we thought.
And it Ain't: Tony Romo, Penn Badgley, Bradley Cooper
I'm going with McCauley Culkin
ReplyDeleteDavid Spade came to mind...but I don't really care. :)
ReplyDeletekevin connelly of "entourage"?
ReplyDeleteKevin Connelly.
ReplyDeleteKevin C gets my vote.
ReplyDeleteAre any of Ted's blind items ever revealed?
ReplyDeleteCM is "fair-haired". Isn't Kevin Connelly dark haired?
ReplyDeleteDavid Spade.
ReplyDeleteConnelly's character isn't like that on Entourage. Not him.
tony romo wtf? how random.
someone from gossip girl? no clue.
This season Kevin Connelly's character has been single and sleeping around (based on 1 episode). I vote for him.
ReplyDeleteDavid Spade sounds like a good guess, but on what tv show has he played an asshole?
ReplyDeleteI think he's an a-hole on Rules of Engagement...he basically plays a man whore...
ReplyDeletehere's the link to the last C.M. blind.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/01/ted-c-blind-item_30.html
Most people were guessing Kevin Connolly. And it ain'ts were: John Mayer, Matt Dillon, and Verne Troyer
But it does mention that C.M. is "fair-haired". Kevin isn't right?
ReplyDeleteThe initials remind me of Chad Michael Murray, who has always seemed like a "douche prick," though I'm sure Hollywood has many to spare.
Kevin Connolly.
ReplyDeleteI think last time someone pointed out he was called McNugget in one of the episodes...not sure though.
This was an extra BV posted earlier this week, not the Friday one.
ReplyDeleteMost people went for Kevin Connelly
Kellan Lutz.
ReplyDeletere Connelly: is a red head considered fair haired?
ReplyDeletenot in my world...that means blonde,no?
The charachter E is not a womanizer, and the guys all tease him about it in every season.Theonly time he broke from that mold was the 3some...with his gf.
David Spade has played the manwhore douchebag in a few shows now. Quite frankly, most young girls would recognize Connelly over Spade in most cases.
I think he outed Jerry Rock-Butt as JT though:
ReplyDelete"The 'Nugg decided to take his game to Sin City recently. And no, he didn't run into Jerry Rock-Butt there. Cee prefers to keep his posse full of movie stars, instead."
JT is not a movie star...
I don't watch Entourage so I can't comment on the KC guess but I don't think it's David Spade - I thought he was a nice guy...
The last C.M. blind had John Mayer as an "ain't." This one has Tony Romo. Both dated Jessica Simpson, one half of a pair of "famous" sisters with little talent. Kevin Connelly used to date Nicky Hilton, one half of a pair of "famous" sisters with NO talent.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Kevin Connelly.
ReplyDeletekevin connelly was pretty much the unanimous answer on the previous blind item about crawley mcnugget. and yes, i do think he is fairhaired. light brownish/dark blondish.
ReplyDeleteI've never watched Entourage, but even so, my first thought was Kevin Connolly.
ReplyDeletesince he says "he isn't ugly by any means" i think this rules out David Spade.
ReplyDeletei vote kevin connelly
Ted revealed the Butterscotch Stallion as Owen Wilson. Other than that, I can't think of any. Lots of people think his BIs are fake.
ReplyDeleteI got Jeremy Pivon out of this. Could fair-haired be reference to barely any?
ReplyDeleteEspecially when he calls his 'Nug, as some call Jeremy Piv.
Piven was eliminated in a previous blind.
ReplyDelete* Update July 16: Ted has eliminated John Mayer, Matt Dillon, Verne Troyer, David Spade, Jeremy Piven, Johnny Galecki, Penn Badgley, Tony Romo, Bradley Cooper.
ReplyDelete* Top suspect: Kevin Connolly
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ReplyDeleteDef Connolly, sorry Jax.
ReplyDeletedavid spade is a pretty good guy, doubt it's him.
ReplyDeletealso, i don't know about ted, but owen wilson called HIMSELF the "butterscotch stallion".
I like the Chad Michael Murray guess since its been said he's not very faithful, he's fair haired, but is this a current tv star? I don't think One Tree Hill is on anymore right?
ReplyDeletenevermind, apparently CMM is engaged
ReplyDeletesorry one more post - Kevin was at TAO nightclub in Vegas in June for a WALE performance. His hair is light-ish so I think we have a winner.
ReplyDeleteBut what about the fact that Kevin Connolly has major gay face and looks like the annoying little kid next door? Does anyone get off on that, seriously?
ReplyDeleteidk what to think, because this is how ted described him on his previous blind:
ReplyDelete"But look, the really ridic thing about the dude is that his real-life sex manners are not at all like the nice TV character he plays."
and now he says:
"Yuck. Maybe C.M.'s turning more into his TV character than we thought."
i still think is kevin c though
damn.
ReplyDelete"Cee" = "E". Kevin Connelly. :)
ReplyDeleteDavid Spade is well known in Phoenix for being a very nice guy. He contributes to charity and you see him around restaurants and stuff and keeps to himself and is very kind to all around him. The hubs and I saw him at Zen 32 for sushi sitting at the sushi bar. Low profile.
ReplyDeleteKevin Connelly
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