Monday, July 13, 2009

Vanessa Hudgens Goes From HSM To Hooker


Apparently Vanessa Hudgens isn't getting all the big movie roles she probably thought she would get when she bowed out of doing any additional High School Musical movies. Instead, she is going to be portraying a 1950's hooker. Oh, and for all of you that are curious, she will spend much of the movie naked or in very few clothes. I smell Oscar. Or that could be Razzie. Yeah, Razzie huh?

I know that Vanessa probably felt stifled with her craft and all that at Disney, but playing a hooker in a movie that is going to bump that NC-17 line is not going to really give her a chance to go back for that HSM reunion movie when her career tanks. That being said, it isn't like everyone in the world hasn't seen her naked already, and this time she will actually get paid for it.

The movie is called Sucker Punch. Vanessa describes her role this way. "I'm playing a character named Blondie and it's set in a brothel in the 1950s, so there's not a whole lot of clothes."

Blondie huh? The writer really stretched the imagination with that one.

"It'll be gun training, stunts, fighting and all that craziness. I can't wait. I'm so excited. I've wanted to do an action film for a while. I think this is my time to really step it up and get to grow up. It will be somewhat different with the content and a few more foul words but that's the biggest difference."

Yeah, that's the biggest difference. Oh, and probably no singing in the high school gym either. Maybe dressing as a high school girl for a customer, but probably not singing.


18 comments:

  1. Vanessa honey, two words, SHOW GIRL, nuff said

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  2. Maybe this movie is in the Tarantino vein. Trying to picture her shooting a gun while naked.

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  3. Clearly these Disney kids haven't learned anything from the tanking career of Lindsay Lohan. VHud, might want to go rent I Know Who Killed Me before you sign on for this one.

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  4. Anonymous10:54 AM

    I'm thinking it's gonna be a "Shoot 'Em Up" (w/ Clive Owen & Monica Bellucci) kinda movie with that description.

    I don't think any of those HSM kids is a particularly good actor. They're good looking, but that's about it. I'd rather see Mila Kunis in any role that Vanessa would be considered for.

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  5. MontanaMariott took the words out of my mouth.

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  6. I had never seen her act until I saw about 5 minutes of HSM3 while channel surfing last knife. She isn't a very good actress. Getting naked may be her only alternative. And Ashley Tisdale probably won't be far behind.

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  7. Elizabeth Berkley on line 1

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  8. Dammit Montana, you beat me to it! I guess this lends more credibility to the rumor that she leaked those nude photos of herself to break out of being typecast.

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  9. I don't like this girl.

    I'm especially turned off by her naked attempt (you like that?) to be taken seriously by doing nudity. Lame.

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  10. Lucas Graybeel might turn out okay. He was in Milk.
    Unlike probably everyone here, I love HSM 1 and 2. But I cringed everytime Gabriella came onscreen. Vanessa Hudgens is a simp in that role and her singing sucks. Her huge role in HSM 3 is part of the reason why I hated that one (well, that and having to see Fat Martha in a cheer uniform on the big screen).

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  11. THESE KIDS ARE MOVING OUT OF THEIR AGE BRACKET....AND VERY FEW OF THEM WILL BE AROUND FOR MUCH LONG...
    MY ADVICE...SAVE YOUR MONEY HONEY !

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  12. What the hell do guns and actions have to do with a 1950's brothel?

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  13. I meant action... I get that there might be 'actions' in a brothel but still not sure how those actions involve guns..

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  14. Zack Snyder is doing this, so it might turn out okay. But I don't see the point in Hudgens promoting herself this way, since it's a comic book film and the teen boys will probably want to see it anyway. She should be promoting her acting skills more, if she thinks they are sufficient.

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  15. lmao @ notvotingforsuckno! i would love for lucas grabeel to be the loan hsm kid to actually have a career. still crossing my fingers for zac though, but that would depend on how his next film will do.

    i really hate vanessa hudgens. i can't wait till she realizes how untalented she truely is.

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  16. Maybe this movie is in the Tarantino vein.

    I'm thinking more like Andy Sedaris.

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