Monday, August 17, 2009

Kerry Katona Is Not Coke Mom But Wants To Be

Apparently Coke Mom is not the only mother who loves doing blow while the kids are at home. Kerry Katona was caught on video by the great people over at News Of The World snorting some coke in her bathroom. Are we guessing the husband sold her out or one of her employees? Anyway, it isn't so much the fact that she did coke in her own home, it is that her kids were there and when she left the bathroom she leaves the bag of coke out. Note to celebrities. If you are going to do coke at home with the kids, please put your coke away so the kids can't reach it when you are not using it.

Sure, I know you like to have it handy and available for when you get that free 30 seconds while the kids are distracted or there is a commercial on television, but try and put it out of their reach. Oh, and whatever that UK chain of stores is that pays Kerry a zillion dollars to be their spokesperson, are you possibly going to rethink that? Please.











19 comments:

  1. Wow! Looks like someone didn't know about the hidden camera. This is not a good look for her. Damn, I sure hope her kids were NOT home because that is grounds for CYS involvement.

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  2. Interesting. This is the first time I've ever seen someone snort coke.


    Well, only time will tell if it has a negative effect on her personal or professional life.

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  3. I think she should be arrested for child endangerment, personally.

    A few years ago, someone I knew had to rush her child to the hospital because he'd ingested an antidepressant that had rolled under her bed. It had belonged to her hubby, who had dropped it and couldn't find it, so he figured no one else would, either. Then, the child starts acting very strangely, hallucinating even, and they rushed him to the hospital. Enter Children's Aid and a battery of probing questions.

    The thing is, the woman totally understood why they had to go through it. Drugs and kids do not mix.

    Take her kids away for a bit. The woman is obviously a huge mess.

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  4. Anonymous11:28 AM

    Wasn't their a blind on this??

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  5. Every time I watch this I can't help but laugh at the coke horf she does right after the snorting. I know it's tragic and wrong and all those things, but it's still pretty funny.

    To me. It is funny TO ME.

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  6. If you google her you will see links to stories that she has been dropped by Iceland. I googled her because I didn't know who she was.

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  7. I gotcha, Harriet! It is funny. I remember just how she feels. 'Course I always hated doing only one side at a time...

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  8. Here's your "Mom of the year award".

    You just barely beat Kate Gosselin!

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  9. I can't believe she still has custody of her children.

    Bryan McFadden (her ex and father of her two eldest) should be ashamed of himself for not stepping up and taking them away.

    I don't know what he is thinking is more important than his children, and their well-being.

    And her current husband just seems like a loser. And he's not going to help, the dimmer she is in the head, the better for him.

    It is so sad for her children. Whatever happens to them, they will always have ready access to seeing their mother - snorting coke on the internet. How perfectly awesome for them.

    Sad, sad, sad.

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  10. OMG. =O

    i hope the news of the world people forwarded that to some sort of child protection agency.

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  11. *disclaimer* I never had children of my own nor did I ever do anything of the sort around any children. I agree this is putrid behavior while children are in one's care.

    BTW--who the hell is Kerry Katona? HAH! I'm so behind on who the hell people are who are on TV...

    Also, scary to think someone puts a hidden camera in your freaking bathroom. That in itself could have been criminal behavior.

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  12. Reminds me of Whitney Houston's sister-in-law taking pictures of Whitney's crack den of a bathroom littered with drug paraphernalia and sex toys that the Enquirer published a few years back...

    That is a HUGE bag of coke.

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  13. Wow. That is so sad and disturbing. I always see her in Hello! Magazine's I get from UK talking about gaining or losing weight.

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  14. Make that OK! Magazine, not Hello!

    http://www.ok.co.uk/kerry/

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  15. I don't even know who this person is! And for that I am happy.

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  17. Kerry Katona is only relevant anymore because of her drug addictions/abusive relationship. How sad that if this woman were to sober up and gain some strength, she'd no longer have a reason for her fame.

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  18. @JBDean_79 - Okay!?!? WTF is with that music??

    We get it NOTW .. bad stuff on this tape .. but the music just serves to make it serio-comic.

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  19. Man, that IS a huge bag of coke. No wonder Kerry's always complaining about being broke and having to declare bankruptcy and all -- well, that and the fact that she's married to that loser sponger cabbie dude with an ugly potato face. Man, talk about going back to Cro-Magnon times! Anyway, I'm glad Iceland dropped Katona and wish Brian McFadden and Delta Goodrem would fly up from Oz, swoop the kids up, and fly back. Far, far away.

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