We haven't heard much about Fey Oiled-Tush since he dripped (not enough) jewels all over Hollywood's leading vamp movie star. So thought you all might like to know what the closeted big-time celeb's been up to—besides getting it on with gorgeous young men up in his private plane, that is.
He's getting very nervous.
And no, not just because Fey's worried his myriad boy-lovers will squeal on him—they all have to sign confidentiality agreements, mind you—but because of Oiled-Tush's pilot. Yep, the guy who's seen it all, and how, is super pissed off...Can you guess why?
"It's not the boys," a source very close to the pilot revealed. "It's how he's being treated, which he thinks is really badly, and borderline unlawful."
Turns out that Mr. Tush's flier, who's straight, has no prob watching all the gay mile-high club stuff go down (or up, as it were). But he does very much mind how Fey's utterly controlling of his personal time, especially after they've all landed at various far-off locales. According to the pilot's tight pals, Oiled-Tush locks his employee in hotel rooms and uses surveillance mechanisms on him, so as to oversee his every move.
To say the flyin' dude—who's totally not into the celeb scene to begin with—is majorly creeped out by all this is an understatement. Indeed, the pilot's so damn alarmed by his boss's evil-eye behavior, he called his lawyer and threatened legal action, which he has begun.
Will Mr. Tush wise up and lighten up on the guy, maybe throw in a cool million as an apology, while he's at it?
He will if he's smart, that's for sure. 'Cause it was really stupid-o-la, to begin with, to even mess with a dude who had no intention of messing with your closeted ass, until you started treating him like a prisoner in some kind of James Bond movie.
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John Travolta is a pilot that owns something like 20 planes including a Boeing I believe. But what Hollywood leading lady vamp could he be romancing. Only lady vamp I can think of Angelina Jolie. Brad Pitt has taking flying lessons and I think Angelina owns a plane also. Ted C's blind are too hard for me.
ReplyDeleteIs there anyone in Hollyweird that's NOT closeted, according to Ted?
ReplyDeleteDiane Keaton. Lock of the Century!
ReplyDeleteI believe over at E! the consensus is that Fey Oiled-Tush is Tom Cruise and the leading vamp movie star he dropped jewels on was Elizabeth Taylor--all from a previous blind.
ReplyDeleteIf it were Cruise wouldn't he have an easily controlled Scientologist pilot?
ReplyDeleteJohn Travolta flies his own planes, no need for a pilot. I don't know if Tom Cruise sometimes uses a pilot, but he too has a license, I believe. I think this is a star that does not have a license to fly, hence the need for a pilot.
ReplyDelete"vamp movie star" Is that someone who is a "Vamp" or short for someone in one of the Vampire franchises out there?
ReplyDeleteIll say Tommy boy.
ReplyDeletequestion: do you think katie has someone attending to her you know, private needs? if not then that is a SUCKY deal. someone please shed some insight for me on that one, I always wonder.
Again, I'm nothing but confused...
ReplyDeleteBUT the first person to come to mind is John Travolta - Only because he is a pilot, gay rumors, etc...He would need a pilot because you can't *really* have that much fun if you are the only flying the plane, right?
I like the Tom Cruise guess. Papparazzi are trying furiously to get pics of him in gay situations..
And I could totally see him doing the creepy spy crap...
@JS - I wondered the same thing??
ReplyDelete@JS I took Vamp Movie Star as being one of the guys in the Twilight series i.e. Robert Pattinson. Since it is the leading Vampire movie series and he is the central character and rumoured to be gay/bi
ReplyDeleteI think Craig got it FTW.
ReplyDeletecompared to his other blinds, this 1 is somewhat coherent......
ReplyDeleteThat is exactly how I took it. My first thought was Pattinson, but the 'dripped jewels' comment threw me off...
ReplyDeleteVery true Angie, still gives me a headache to read... But I keep on reading them.. :P
ReplyDeleteA 'vamp' is a type of femme fatale and that's how I took it. I didn't get any sort of vampire-ish vibe from it at all. I could only think of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
ReplyDeleteWhen did TC drip jewels to Liz Taylor? I'm lost?
Also, 'far off locales' just screamed BP to me....but who knows?
ReplyDelete@Tara...I too was wondering what did TC and Liz Taylor have in common. Anyone care to elaborate?
ReplyDeleteThere was a blind about someone who wanted to get in good with a big time hollywood star. He sent her jewelry and she declared it not enough. It was thought to be Tommy Boy and Liz Taylor. (If I misremembered that, please correct me.)
ReplyDeleteTotally Tom, I think Ted C has another nickname for John T.
ReplyDeleteSunnyside, you're right. The thing that makes me wonder if it's Travolta is the "stupid-o-la" comment.
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought Fey-Oiled Tush would be code for Alec Baldwin, but I really can't see him jetsetting like this.
If this is Tommy, sounds like he's been in too many Mission Impossible movies. 3 too many.
While I think it sounds like it could be TC, but I think he would have Xenu himself piloting his plane or someone from "The Church". This person is crazy and controlling and Cruise fits that.
ReplyDeleteI am never sure of my guesses but if it is Tom Cruise then it doesn't fit the supposed Ted C habit of making the syllables match(if that is true) and the Tom Cruise guess here is based on another guess to an earlier blind which was still just a popular guess.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Alex Trebek :)
It would make sense that it's Tom. I would guess that one of the best ways to avoid paps is not to invite them on the private plane where your significant boy-toy is ensconsed.
ReplyDeleteWhat happens mid-air, stays mid-air, you know what I mean?
When I read this I too thought of the old blind that Craig is referring to. Tommy Boy does seem to have major control issues, so I wouldn't be surprised if this was indeed him.
ReplyDeleteBut wouldn't TC be paranoid enough to have the pilot sign confidentiality agreements?
ReplyDeleteYeah you'd think...
ReplyDeleteOr have a pilot he trusted?? I'm sure he has lots of friends he could've asked...
Also here is a pic of Tom Cruise drinking a bottle of olive oil on David Letterman show a few years ago. http://www.slashfood.com/2006/05/03/tom-cruise-david-letterman-and-jamie-oliver-drink-together/
ReplyDeleteLove Ted C. Totally Tom Cruise.
ReplyDeleteTom is a good guess. But what about the "James Bond" mention? Do you think that is a clue?
ReplyDeleteIf I were that pilot, I'd be uber-pissed. What the heck happens if there was a fire? I'm going with the TommyBoy guess. He seems freaky enough to lock-up the "help".
ReplyDeleteI just assumed that Fey Tush dripping jewels all over "Hollywood's leading vamp movie star" referred to a leading star who has played a vampire. And I immediately thought of Brad Pitt being the vampire who Tom Cruise was all over in last decade's big vampire cult hit (interview with the vampire series). It just seems this blind is dealing with VERY established stars here, not new Twi-hards, and not a vamp as in a female.
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise seduces Brad Pitt's character in interview with the vampire with a rather notorious neck bite embrace. And the reference to James-Bond-like movies. Definitely Cruise.
ReplyDeleteJust by reading Ted's story I kind-of thought it was Gay Cruise. He did come out (excuse my pun lol) Interview with a Vampire.
ReplyDeleteI think its TC as well but could jewels refer to "family jewels" as in having sex with the vamp star in which case it could be any of the new vampire boys and those shirtless smooth wonders seem his speed
ReplyDeleteWhat about George Clooney, he was asked questions about Robert Pattinson and stated he could not compare to him and his success.
ReplyDeleteum...pearl necklace, anyone?
ReplyDeleteBlind items exposed has it as Tom Cruise and Liz Taylor, based on a previous Fey Oiled-Tush item Ted posted.
ReplyDeleteJohn Travolta would be the obvious choice, but he really doesn't strike me as being that creepy, in spite of his COS ties. I agree with Craig that it must be Tom Cruise, and that he paid homage to the leading vamp in Hollywood, ET by sending her jewels.
ReplyDeleteA vamp is a campy actress doing sexy and the first name that came to mind was Megan Fox, who happens to be engaged to Brian Austin Green...who I have always suspected was gay. Sounds it, acts it and looks it. Does he have his own plane?
ReplyDeleteThere is no way on God's Green Earth that CO$ has a non-CO$ pilot anywhere. Never, exposes their own people. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking more like Clooney, but would he be that dumb to lock the guy up.
No, no, no, it's nothing to do with vampires -- the blind links to a previous blind about the same guy talking about how he tried to meet an old lady star (a vamp) but got turned away for giving a bad present. The woman is believed to be Elizabeth Taylor.
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ReplyDeleteHere's the original blind item that everyone's confused about: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b24905_one_bisexual_bejeweled_blind_vice.html The main guesses when it came out were Elizabeth Taylor and Tom Cruise. (I concur.) (BTW, there's another Char who posts here--I'm a different Char. Usually just a lurker :)
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