Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

If this were the top spot I would have no problems putting Joan Osborne and Suzanne Vega at the top. It is like an early 90's music reunion. I wonder if you mash their hits together if there would be a line that said something like, "If God were one of us, he would live on the second floor." Or, "If God were one of us, his name would be Luka." I could go on all day.
Kristin Chenoweth. I love her, but the fake tan is called fake for a reason.
Boris & Natasha. aka Katie Price and Alex Reid.
Judging by the look on Kelly Ripa's face, it looks like someone just destroyed an Electrolux washer and dryer.
Katey Sagal looks amazing. Incredible.
So does Liev Schreiber.
Lil' Wayne finally goes to jail, although he will be in a special protected area.
I'm guessing Molly Ringwald didn't make that stuff.
A first time appearance for Natalie Zea and Timothy Olyphant.
I really wish it were summer so the Princess could go on vacation. Preferably in a bikini.
Rupert Everett at a premiere tonight in London.
What does that sign say behind usher? No, not the West Hollywood sign. Funny.


28 comments:

  1. Kelly Ripa is just so tiny! Its like she is her own brand of... human. With a little bit of something else thrown in there, like a magical leprechaun. (I have no idea how to spell that)

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  2. Katie Price is forever wearing fur in hot ass weather, what is she an idiot?!?! If I am not mistaken she is in LA now, no?

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  3. I agree with the fake tan, what is so wrong about being pale and not orange?
    -Kelly Ripa is really skinny!

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  4. Soooo...Usher is gay too? Is that the insinuation?

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  5. Is Enty hinting that Usher is gay?

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  6. Enty are you saying that Usher is gay? R u talking about the "ON MEN" sign

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  7. so that blind item about a singer, that wasn't Ne-Yo?

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  8. More Timothy Olyphant, please! Is that his wife or co-star??

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  9. Sigh. I guess nobody was down with my idea of banning Katie. She is human trash and obviously believes animal lives are all about fur for her to wear. Truly a self-absorbed brat.

    I LOVE Timothy Olyphant and I miss Deadwood :(

    Katie looks better than ever.

    I like Kristin C, but she looks weird in that photo, and it's not just the tan. Bobblehead-itis or just clothing that hits her body in the wrong places?

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  10. PS - the second Katie I meant was Katey Sagal :)

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  11. I love the fact that Lil Wayne had to postpone prison until after he got his teeth fixed. Y'know, the teeth that ROTTED from his stupid ass grill, hee hee!

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  12. Another Timothy Olyphant fan here, I can't wait for his new show!

    Didn't Molly Ringwald wear that dress to the Oscars?

    Kelly Ripa is ridiculous. So thin and rock hard, I bet you could bounce a quarter off of any part of her.

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  13. Damn, Kelly Ripa, eat something - anything! You are scary looking!!!

    Why does Lil' Wayne get special treatment in prison? If any of us were to go to prison, could we get a special protective cell where no one would assault us? Hell, no. Why do they bother to send celebs to jail? It seems to me just some sort of grown-up version of being sent to your room. Just further proof that there are two sets of justice in this country - one for people with fame and/or money and one for the rest of us.

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  14. You mean the 2-Hour Parking sign and him holding up 2 fingers?

    I was right where Usher was standing yesterday afternoon. :)

    This is a weird city sometimes.

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  15. @MontanaMarriott: I'm not condoning fur at all but it's been chilly/cold here in LA the last few days.

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  16. Kelly Ripa looked awful last night on Letterma.

    She made a Botox joke and claimed she didn't have it -- as if. Her freaky face doesn't move at all.

    She also told some bizarre stories that would completely embarrass her son, who is 7 -- old enough for other kids to hear, tease him, etc.

    She was just weird, too hair-tossy, off ... if it weren't for just a few slight clues that contradict it, I would swear she is Coke Mom.

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  17. I like Kristin C. but thinks she looks like Janice the muppet from Eletric Mayhem band.

    Maybe the guy with the suitcase goosed Kelly Ripa.

    I agree with the more Timothy Olyphant.
    (loved his voice on Deadwood)

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  18. The lady with Tim Olyphant is his co-star in their new FX show, which airs March 16. It's gotten good reviews. As far as I know, he's still married to the mother of his 3 kids.

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  19. Not to be snarky, honestly..but yeah, if your safety is threatened in jail, you too can go into protective custody. You get out of your cell for an hour a day, it's not vacation. Mr. Kim is a deputy in such a housing unit and he only rarely has someone google-able.

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  20. That's not the same outfit Molly Ringwald wore to the Oscars. She wore a sort of asymetrical dress and I remember remarking about her really pale arm.

    Me likey Timothy Olyphant!

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  21. I thought the first pic said "Mash their TITS together"

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  22. Heh heh love the Joan Osborne/Suzanne Vega song!

    Also love Liev Schreiber. Something about the guy is so hot.

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  23. Don't know why Timothy Olyphant isn't a huge star-he should be.
    That show that Molly Ringwald stars that is on the ABC'Family' channel is all sexsexsex!but fun to watch.

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  24. Yay - will definitely try to watch the new Timothy Olyphant show - what's it called/about??

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  25. Judging by the stance of Kelly Ripa and the fact that everyone around her are wearing big-ass coats...I'd say she's freezing what's left of her ass off.

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  26. @Caydian - it was almost 60* in NY yesterday. I think she's just hamming it up.

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  27. p.s. Katey Sagal *does* look amazing. Wow.

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  28. I know I will be in the minority here, but I always thought Timothy Olyphant looked dangerous and sexy with his teeth before the veneers (think "Go."). Now he looks too much like Josh Duhamel for my liking.

    http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2009/11/14/timothy-olyphant-get-veneers/

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