Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Where Is A Police Helicopter When You Want One?


Yesterday afternoon I started seeing the reports of Naomi Campbell slapping and punching her driver in New York and just kind of went meh. It is Naomi Campbell. She hits, she screams, she punches and she wears couture for community service. Nothing ever really happens to her so she continues doing it. Apparently though Naomi freaked out after the driver of her car pulled over to get help from the police. Naomi took off running. I kept imagining Naomi running down the street in heels while yelling at her Russian boyfriend on the phone to help her. Meanwhile, as the news started reaching people they would hang out their windows yelling, "Run Naomi run."

Then I started to think about why Naomi would run. You and I both know that this is not the first time Naomi has hit someone. Hell, she hit a police officer and nothing happened. So why would she run? Maybe Naomi had something on her she should not have and was afraid the police might find it. It is a thought anyway.

Naomi still has not turned up, but no charges are going to be filed and no arrests will be made. One of her assistants took Naomi's place at the police station. You can do that when you are famous. Naomi's spokesperson says there is more than this than meets the eye. Uh huh. By my count she has been arrested or sued by about 12 different employees and one police woman for hitting them or throwing things at them. Oh, and this has happened in four separate countries so she certainly doesn't let borders dictate when and where she hits someone.


30 comments:

  1. LOCK THE BITCH UP...

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  2. I'd really like to see this bitch do some real time behind bars. Not community service--the pokey.

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  3. Naomi Campbell is Exhibit Number One of what is wrong with the fashion industry. She works because she has a famous name, and she has a famous name because she is an out-of-control drug fiend whose primary income comes from men who need to purchase some attention. Ugh. There are billions of women more beautiful than she is in this world -- but she still carries on. Yuck.

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  4. Who knows, maybe she's nice in person? Just kidding!

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  5. Why does anyone give her the time of day?

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  6. "Run Naomi run!"

    OH
    MY
    GAWD!
    BWHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

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  7. I agree with @Barton Fink, all of these people think that they're entitle to treat everyone as they wish. She needs to be put in jail as an example.

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  8. she'll probably kill somebody eventually.

    and get probation.

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  9. First of all I think she's ugly inside and out. And, second because she's proven me right I hate that bitch.

    She'll get her comeuppance. Mark my word it will be when she least expects it and probably will happen when she seems innocent. The rest of the world will feel sorry for her but I won't. Why? Because I never forget.

    I just sit back and wait for karma. I don't care how many years it takes.

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  10. Naomi Campbell is and always has been an asshole. I wish someone would call her on it already and she'd get her comeuppance like any of us would.

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  11. hahaha @not on my dollar, remind me not to get on your bad side!

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  12. How the hell does she keep getting away with assaulting people?? She obviously has serious rage and violence issues - she really does need to do some time and suck up some counseling. I think there's something seriously wrong with her.
    She's the female Chris Brown - maybe worse since she's a serial offender.

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  13. Why doesn't anyone just punch this skinny bitch back? I know she's Jamaican, but at the end of the day, she's 5'10" 120 lbs (if that), one good "lick" to her face, and she would put the breaks on it. And if not, I’m sure one would be well compensated after a visit to ER.

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  14. this piece of douchetastic trash makes the goopy/chris m./john mayer trifecta of douchebaggery look like amateur hour.

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  15. fuck this abusive See You Next Tuesday.

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  16. daaaang not on my dollar! Don't mess with you!

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  17. @Nicola

    Naomi is British she was born in London

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  18. I don't get why she hasn't has her light punched out by some of the people she has assaulted. she can't be that strong! it would seem you would only need to push her with one finger to topple her on those 6 inch heels she wears all the time! how did she run in them?

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  19. "Run Naomi Run" got me too. I can so easily picture it. LOL

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  20. Anonymous11:48 AM

    I can't stand this idiot. The reason she gets away with it is because she has a billionaire that bails her out.

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  21. Somebody just needs to give this bitch a taste of her own medicine.

    Legal means apparently aren't sinking in.

    Too late, now Naomi--you now go straight to being jap-slapped upside your wig.

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  22. Oh, wow--all on the same page here. 'Bout time she gets paid back!

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  23. @not on my dollar - I like your brand of justice!

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  24. She abuses people she considers "lower" than her, and for that she is a heinous bitch. I wish she would hit me, she would walk away with one eyeball hanging out

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  25. On The View this morning, Sheri Sheppard commented that if Naomi Campbell tried this in Harlem or another "neighbourhood", someone would hit her back and that would be the end of it. She only does it to people she feels superior to. She also commented that no one should ever give Campbell a cell phone, as that is what she seems to hit people with. LOL.

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  26. Urrgh, it's makes me so angry that she keeps geting away with this shit.

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  27. One of the reasons Bono skeeves me out is that he is so chummy with this creature.

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  28. I think she's lucky she is in Britain because if she tried this in the U.S. someone would have definitely hit her back.

    Maybe these people wanted to keep their jobs, but I think if someone tries to hit or throw something at you, all bets are off.

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