Thursday, September 09, 2010

Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.

Penn Badgley at a party in New York.
Blackhawks players Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews playing video games in front of fans.
Snoop Dogg at the first day of football practice for his youth team.
Sarah Jessica Parker walking her son to the first day of school.
Snooki in court yesterday.
It's just Snooki. Look at the crowd though. It's crazy.
Judah Friedlander and Susan Sarandon at her favorite sport.
I have decided that Andre Leon Talley and Bobby Trendy must shop at the same place.
Tilda Swinton in Venice.
Taylor Swift getting ready to perform prior to tonight's NFL game.
Willow Smith has been signed to Jay-Z's record label. Huh. I wonder if her family connections had anything to do with that.
This is a new speed bump which will be in use in West Vancouver. If you are going slowly enough you will realize it is just an image. If not, you will run over the girl in the street.


20 comments:

  1. Ugh. Do not like Patrick Kane.

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  2. Poor SJP's son. His pants always seem short.

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  3. That image of a little girl on the street is somewhat worrisome - wouldn't this eventually condition speeders and cause them to not brake for children because they believe they are a hologram?? I hope not.

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  4. Thank you for putting the awesome Blackhawks- I needed that after the looming depression of the Chicago Bears.

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  5. OMG I totally called the Willow Smith recording contract! I can't find where it was ... but I jokingly said something about them pimping her out for an album or something. Jesus Christ, the Smith family have no shame.

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  6. Is Penn Badgley still dating Blake Lively.

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  7. Loathe Patrick Kane (OK that's harsh...don't like him at all, though.) LOVE Toews though!

    I don't know why the Willow Smith record deal angers me, but it does. Actually, grosses me out more than angers me. Ridiculous.

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  8. @Hillary: That's awesome "World Champion" Blackhawks...I second your Bears depression.

    @KLM: You have a great point. Will it be like a video game to kill pedestrians for points?

    Snoop Dogg giving back- cool.

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  9. Anonymous3:09 PM

    Snoop also owns a semi-pro football team. My brother's semi-pro team played them a couple of years ago, and he came to Houston to watch. Seemed like a really cool guy. The team wasn't so great, though. No D.

    Why are the pant legs on SJP's kid always too short? And did she forget to have the nanny cut his hair before school started? On the other hand, mini-Beyonce Willow Smith's half-shaved head is ridiculous. I can just imagine what my parents would have said if I had demanded that haircut at her age -- or any age, for that matter.

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  11. How has Andre Talley risen to the level of fashion power that he has??? He dresses horribly. And I'll never forgive him for that hideous dress he made Jennifer Hudson wear the night she won her Oscar. One of the best nights of her life, and she'll have to forever associate it with that fashion trainwreck.

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  12. Oh, I also think that speed bump thing is a horrible, horrible idea. I think it will cause accidents. If someone looks up and sees what they think is a kid in the street, human nature is going to cause them to either slam on their breaks immediately and probably get rear-ended, or they will serve into the other lane and risk hitting or being hit by other cars, possibly head on.

    And as others have said, eventually drivers become so used to it that they soon won't pay attention to real kids.

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  13. I think Willow's haircut has a lot to do with her new single which is titled "Whip My Hair".

    I like the hologram in West Vancouver but think it would be kind of spooky if I came upon it while driving home at night. I'd confuse it with a ghost.

    Is that tragic looking sloppy thing sitting next to Susan Sarandon supposed to be her new boyfriend? If it is all I have to say is Susan, and to think I actually believed you had class.

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  14. @jen - yeah, toews is okay. Kane can keep fucking that chicken, though.

    @notonmydollar - nah, that's the guy from 30 Rock.

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  15. @rocketqueen - okay. I didn't think her ping pong player looked that unkempt.

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  16. Susan Sarandon looks better than she has in years, and she's always looked good.

    Add me to the list of people who don't like that image in the road. BAD idea, for reasons already stated.

    Love Snoop Dogg - and it's great that he's coaching the kids.

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  17. James Wilkey: Mom?

    SJP: Ooooh,lookie! Paps!

    James Wilkey: Mom?

    SJP: Hi, paps! See? I'm smiling nice just for you!

    James Wilkey: Mom?

    SJP: And paps, just so you know, it looks like I'm dressed oh so casual, but really, it took me HOURS to put this outfit together just so that it would look effortless! Aren't I a fashion genius?

    James Wilkey: Mom?

    SJP: What's that annoying sound. Is that you, paps?

    James Wilkey: Mom!

    SJP: What's that, pap? Oh, that's my son speaking? How I forgot that it's his first day in school and I'm using this as a great photo op to show what a great parent I am. As well as a fashion genius.

    James Wilkey: Mom!

    SJP: Yes, James Wilkey?

    James Wilkey: Mom, your hand is squeezing my arm too tight!

    SJP: Right! I do deserve a hand! For my fashion genius!

    James Wilkey: Mom, my hand is turning blue!

    SJP: No, my blouse isn't blue, James Wilkey. It's lavender, but I guess it might have some blue in it.

    *thump*

    SJP: Wow, you paps are really taking lots of photos of me today! What's that? My son has collapsed? Um, well, can I just push him aside and you can take more photos of me? School? What school? Take pictures of ME!

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  18. Someone invited Taylor Swift to peform before an NFL game. Please don't tell me that translates to: they invited her to sing the Star Spangled Banner? Live?

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  19. OT: Lauren Graham and Peter Krause, sibs on TV, are dating IRL.

    http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/graham-dating-tv-brother-krause-1571252.story?gt1=28135

    Wasn't that a blind?

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  20. Taylor Swift = Cute Girl

    She still can't sing!

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