Michael Brea, an actor who once appeared on Ugly Betty, allegedly killed his mother today with a samurai sword while he recited Bible verses.
A Real World alum becomes WWE champ. Mike "The Miz" Mizanin won the title. Apparently the acting prowess he displayed on Real World/Road Rules challenges prepared him for the acting required in the WWE.
Speaking of acting prowess, Natalie Portman actually does have lots.
What weighs more? The bag or Nicole Richie?
Am I the only one who is fascinated with what becomes of older figure skaters? This is Oksana Baiul who was about the only one who could be found frequently in the tabloids.
Olivia Wilde promoting Tron.
Russell Brand learning how to drive.
Apparently Simon Cowell is still engaged.
I get the feeling these guys took their clothes off simply to get the picture with Snooki.
Stefanie Powers looks fabulous.
Sharon Stone has a date. I don't think I have seen her laugh like that in a long time.
After what seems like a really long absence after the comments Thora Birch's father made, she has a bunch of movies coming out next year.
Now this would have been funny if the tattoo was real.
dane cook is total weak sauce
ReplyDeleteWhat were the comments made by Thora's father? But you're right, she had been MIA for a while. Anyone have the scoop?
ReplyDeleteDane Cook - ick - Does anyone really find him funny?
And Mischa needs a stylist!!!!!!!
@Jessi - I do. I really do. In fact, I'm going to see him this coming Monday. 3rd row. Judge all you want, but I think his standup is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteYay Stefanie Powers! She DOES look awesome! She was the epitome of womanly beauty for me when I was around 10 and watching Hart to Hart.
Snooki looks wasted.
That wrestler has no, um, "package".
I love you Ent but Oksana Baiul the only former figure skater featured in the tabloids????
ReplyDeleteDo you happen to remember a girl by the name of TANYA HARDING??? LOL!!
The Miz is hilarious on WWE.He's fun to love/hate/love/hate....
ReplyDeleteI could eat a week's worth of Taco Bell and crap out something infinitely funnier than Dane Cook.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have no comment about Michael Brea.
More power to you @RocketQueen. Not my kind of humor I guess, but have fun at the show!
ReplyDeleteDane Cook can't do funny.
ReplyDeleteThanks Jessi :) I'm also going to see Bob Saget three nights before that - two totally different styles, for sure!
ReplyDeleteStephanie Powers looks great.
ReplyDeleteI think this is what Enty is referring to when he talks about Thora's dad:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/03/thora-birchs-dad-likes-to-watch.html
RQ, thanks for reminding me, I have to get my Saget tickets!!!
ReplyDeleteI read Michael Brea chopped his mom's head off.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Nicole looks too skinny. Maybe it is the clothes adding pounds, but her legs look pretty normal to me.
ReplyDeleteI definitely weigh more than Nicole Richie's purse. I'll be happy to carry it for her.
ReplyDelete....after filling it with all my stuff, of course! :)
Love the purse Thora Birch is carrying too!
Good for Birch; she's an amazing actress. The star of Ghost World should have had a stellar career by now.
ReplyDeleteDamn. Stephanie Powers looks incredible. She's almost 70! Stunning.
ReplyDeleteYay I love the Miz! So stoked for him!
ReplyDeleteIs that wrestler dude wearing a diaper?
ReplyDeleteYeah, Portman is talented, but that doesn't mean I have to like her snotty ass.
ReplyDeleteNicole is small, but I think she's healthy now.
Holy Moly both Stephanie and Sharon look AMAZING.
@lanasyogamama
ReplyDeleteMy girlfriend covered shifts as a favor in her cousins convenience store in Glen Cove NY. At the time Natalie Portman was living in the neighborhood. She would see Natalie fairly regularly and always described her as sweet.
OMG - Thora's parents, Jack Birch and Carol Conners, are both former porn stars who met on the set of the classic, Deep Throat.
ReplyDeleteTotally had no idea! Thanks Majik!
@HudsonJoe - that's good to hear. She had gotten revealed here as being snotty, wouldn't wait in a line or something.
ReplyDelete@RocketQueen - We have his first few CD's and loved those & his stand up specials. Whatever his last or next to last one was, we weren't as huge of fans. But still, I can't hear the car alarm thing or the Burger King stuff without busting a gut. And I'd love to see Bob Saget too! Have fun!
ReplyDeleteMy husband told me about Brea. I cannot remember his character??
Yay - I'm not the only one! :) Yeah, "Isolated Incident" was the best but man "Vicious Circle" - I could watch that one over and over. Actually, I have.
ReplyDeleteNicole looks great. Maybe that comment would have been more accurate a few years ago but now, she looks amazing!!
ReplyDeleteMiz, as usual, looks like a dolt!
Dane Cook is about as funny as a two-fisted pap smear.