Friday, January 07, 2011

Campaign Donor Licks Mary Bono's Breast


When Sonny Bono died, his wife ran for election and won the seat Sonny had held. I think it would have been more fun if Cher had won, but now I might have to change my mind. There are some pictures floating around in the world which shows Mary Bono having her breast licked by one of her campaign donors. The woman, a billionaire is currently under investigation by the FBI, but apparently had some time to do some tequila shots off the what looks like surgically enhanced breasts of the Congresswoman.

Is this what you get for campaign donations now? I better start giving.


18 comments:

  1. I'm just going to say that when you choose to get involved with a certain type of career, you really do have to keep things clean for the kids.

    I would have thought that she knew that.

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  2. I think if I had that tongue licker's money that my complexion would be much, much better. And I would have nicer earrings too.

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  3. i can't wait to see how mary's camp spins this.

    that crater between her boob job reminds me of tori spelling. boob job fail. eeek.

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  4. This picture is all sorts of gross. It's partly the complexion, and who wears chandelier earrings with a ball cap?? Weird.

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  5. Huge sigh and eyeroll. You would think people in Mary's position would know better.

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  6. Oh ya, Mary's got some new bubbies.

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  7. This has clearly been photoshopped. I can't believe someone would even attempt to pass this off as a real photo *eyeroll*

    Take a look... where is Mary's head in the photo um nowhere to be seen however what appears to be the top of her head is merely a few inches from her shoulder. I call FAKE!

    Or Mary Bono is a contortionist and if so... there's your real story.

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  8. Anonymous1:08 PM

    Billionairess' Gone Wild! I sense a new reality TV show coming on.

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  9. @Kim - you could be right, I'm never good at spotting photoshops.

    However, I thought that Mary Bono's head was tilted back over the side of the booth (or whatever they're sitting in), and her head was turned towards the licker with her hair over her face.

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  10. I think we have all gotten way too drunk and done some stupid things in our lives. Heck, at least she was not driving. I am with Kim, though. The photo looks weird.

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  11. Oh yeah...way drunk and totally stupid is on my resume.

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  12. Yeah, the photo does look a bit wonky.

    I'm more horrified by the exposed bra, which might be one of the worse fashion trends since ass crack & muffin tops.

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  13. @Kim - looking closer, I think you're right. It looks choppy around the licker's neck/chest area, and the tongue looks all sorts of weird and "in front" of the breast.

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  14. I don't know if it's photoshopped - I think it may just be an optical illusion, with her head well in front of Mary's body. She's probably just sticking her tongue out at someone else.

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  15. I agree with Mooshki. And RocketQueen - who wears chandelier earrings with ball caps? Billionairesses! LOL.

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  16. The tongue may be out and licking something, but it isn't licking the boob. They may indeed have had their picture taken together at some point during the evening but this is a photo shop.

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