Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Charlie Sheen Talks Kelly Preston Shooting


Last night in Vancouver, Charlie Sheen related a story he has not uttered so far on his tour. He discussed the Kelly Preston shooting. He claims that he was downstairs drinking coffee. I think you can read into that he was downstairs doing lines of coke. He said he then heard a shot come from upstairs. When he went to investigate he saw a naked Kelly Preston covered in blood. Thinking this was some kind of new sex game, Charlie rushed upstairs and realized Kelly had been shot. He says that she picked up a pair of his pants and that a gun inside his pants fell out, hit the ground, discharged, and that the bullet ricocheted around the bathroom, hit the toilet and that shrapnel hit Kelly. Uh huh.


27 comments:

  1. Oh, that's soooooooooo Charlie.

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  2. Wait, what? She was already covered in blood?

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  3. this is the same version he told on howard stern months ago

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  4. And notice the crickets from Kelly's camp? She is too classy to call a obviously drug/sex addicted mentally ill man a liar. Does he really think we all buy this bs story? LMAO

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  5. I had no idea they dated

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  7. FYI- a lady was ejected from the show in Van and as she was escorted out she screamed " YOU'RE NOT EVEN FUCKING FUNNY PSYCHO!"

    LMAO. NO, I DID NOT GO.

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  8. Jax:

    What did she do to get ejected?

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  9. I really want to hear Kelly's take on this. My guess is she *did* shoot herself, but they were both using drugs.

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  10. So he is claiming that he heard a shot and she was covered in blood BEFORE the gun discharged? Say what?

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  11. I think the timeline (in Charlie's head) is she picked up the pants, gun dropped to the floor and went off accidentally, shrapnel hit Kelly, he heard the shot and ran upstairs to find her all bloody.

    you have to call bullshit on that, given his rep.

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  12. No way. A gun going off from dropping is HIGHLY unlikely. Possible? Yes. But only possible in a slim to none chance. Especially modern day guns(read: anything not antique). An older single action might go off when dropped, but we're talking old. I doubt Charlie Sheen had an old single action in his pants- well, maybe he does have an old single action, but that one is probably firing blanks lol. In conclusion- when he says "fell out of my pants" what he really meant to say was "we were high and stupid."

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  13. How do you know Charlie Sheen is lying?

    His lips are moving.

    ba dum bump.

    (yeah I know its an oldie, but it fits)

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  14. Kelly Preston was engaged to Charlie, I don't know who broke it off...but since she kept the ring I'll say he did....she bought a condo with the proceeds from that pink diamond...
    Not bad...maybe that's why she married Travolta ....after Charlie he must have looked real good.

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  15. Kelly was really hot in that movie "Twins." Big 80's hair and tight Kelly Bundy style dresses. Oh, yes.

    Then he get involved with Heidi Fleiss and her whores.

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  16. it drives me crazy that Howard Stern never gets proper credit. He told this story on Howard 2 months ago.

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  17. This is a denial taken from the Lindsay Lohan manual. THOSE ARE NOT MY PANTS!

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  18. @manda i heard she was pissed off at how bad the show was and became vocal. the only thing that saved Chuck from being booed repeatedly was Russell Peters guesting.

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  19. ...ya just like the cops didn't find his blade open on the knife he held to Brooke's neck. why you carrying an open blade in your gym bag, Carlos?

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  20. "she picked up a pair of his pants and that a gun inside his pants fell out, hit the ground, discharged, and that the bullet ricocheted around the bathroom, hit the toilet and that shrapnel hit Kelly." - THE ARISTOCRATS! ahahahahah

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  21. A lie told often enough becomes the truth...

    That said, this could be the one time he's actually not lying.

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  22. Like anyone believes a word out of his mouth anyway....would LOVE to see Kelly Preston respond.

    She broke off the engagement shortly after that happened. Pretty sure it wasn't an "accident."

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  23. This must seem all surreal to Kelly now that so much even more bizrre stuff has happened in her new life with John Travolta.

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  24. Guns don't fire like that.

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  25. If someone shot me, I would damn sure keep the ring.

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  26. First off, what was his bathroom made out of that it ricocheted around the bathroom...steel? I thought once a bullet hit any plaster or tile...that was it. cracked right through. bullets don't bounce off of glass or plaster. Maybe it would off of toilet paper though, if it were Charmin.

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