Friday, June 10, 2011

The Ultimate Dating Profile

It's probably a set up, but it is hilarious.



29 comments:

  1. WTF?? Little bow ties, on a rainbow?

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  2. 'i want them to be on a rainbow, and in my bed'.

    heee!

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  3. Fake. Or lying about the MBA.

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  4. LMAO! Fake or not, THAT was funny!

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  5. Of course it's fake, but it's still really fucking funny! I wanna know who this girl is!

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  6. this is all kinds of awesome.

    there are a few "actresses" in hollywood who could benefit from watching this for some tips, lol

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  8. SNL needs to hire this girl, stat.

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  9. Hold on now, I actually feel that way about squirrels!

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  10. First off - her voice is annoying. I hope to God that this was fake, because I'd really be afraid of the guy that thought - "hey I want to date this crazy cat chick!" But that was pretty funny!

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  11. If she's for real, I don't think she'll have any trouble ending up living alone with a bunch of cats.

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  12. thats hiw i feel about diet coke

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  13. Since when did eHarmony have video dating? And why would you put it up on YouTube?

    Fake.

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  14. link to facebook status.....hilarious

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  15. not one single tear during all that crying? fake!

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  16. I have friend with a law degree from Villanova, and she loves cats. She just adopted a new kitten after her very old one died of cancer.

    So, it must be real.

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  17. One of my gay boyfriends from college posted this video on Facebook today and SAID IT WAS ME!

    Dammit. I've been found out.

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  18. She's cute and when it comes to guys (sorry guys) that's all that counts.

    Funny vid.

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  19. Her eyebrows never move---it's fake. Real crying, the eyebrows move in and up.

    Also, I am horrifically expert at detecting when people are faking something to be funny. It's like a kind of gaydar, and makes watching comedy movies difficult, actually.

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  20. Haha! This was cute, but I think it was fake. If she has an MBA then she probably knows showing off 'the crazy' will get her a lot of dates.

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  21. Um. Of course it was fake. It was pretty apparent when the camera person starting laughing.

    Duh. And not even that funny, really.

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  22. The bit itself wasn't that funny, but the concept is. Having done more than my share of online dating...one of the danger signs is whether a chick has too many cats. Mid-30's up, no kids, more than two cats...run for the hills.

    Mind you, I love cats and one of my sweetest ex's had two cats, but with some women you can just see "future crazy cat lady" in their eyes.

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  23. I really really hope that this is fake or if I ever see this nutjob anywhere near my cat or a stray cat, or the Humane Society I will have to beat her. I so hope this is fake, and the genus is, I have met enough idiots in my life that it makes me wonder.
    Please let this be fake! ;))

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  24. My BFF has a theory about people and cats:

    Many women adore cats because when holding a cat in their arms, it approximates the size and weight of infant and meets some inherent, ancient biological urge to cradle a baby.

    Many men dislike cats because they are subconsciously threatened by the length of a cat's (seemingly PHALLIC) tail.

    I'm paraphrasing but it's still pretty fucking funny. :)

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  25. As a former actor her timing is excellent. As a fake eHarmony ad it's really funny and she's a pretty good actor. Kudos.

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  26. Ms. Tutweiller, is that you?

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