Well, if your Monday was going a little slow and you wanted to spice things up in your cubicle, then you might want to read what Jenny Mollen had to say in a recent article she wrote for Playboy. Jenny is the wife of American Pie actor Jason Biggs and in the article she talks about her attempts to hire hookers for Jason and herself. In fact, she describes the entire thing in drawn out detail. Great amounts of detail. So much detail that you will want to be alone and probably shower after reading it. Apparently this all came about because after just a year together his fame was wearing off her and Jenny realized she was married to a geek with no actual sexual presence so chose to spice things up. I wonder if they will invite Stiffler over some time in the future. If you want to read it, then click here. Now I am wondering whether those stories I heard about Jenny before could all be true. I must go back and look through my e-mails. Doesn't she have a sister? Best friends with Jim Carrey's daughter? It is something unusual. I must find it.
Whatever happened to the concept of "shame" in this country? What makes people embarrass themselves like this?
ReplyDeleteGuess the promotion for the not yet filmed Apple Pie movie has already begun!
ReplyDeleteUm....whatever works? But I agree with Susan...why you gotta TELL everyone?
ReplyDeleteExactly. Why does she feel the need to publicize this? Why no sense of privacy?
ReplyDeleteJason Biggs is married?
ReplyDeleteWe're going to hear those Jenny stories now, aren't we? Because if we don't, this would be a terrible tease. Nina fro 'Angel'--sigh.
ReplyDeleteI thought he married her because she was pregnant?? But no mention of them having a baby...
ReplyDeleteshe also tweets all day long about their coke habit and how she has to bring coke to his work parties just to fit in.
ReplyDeleteWow Sunshine, seriously? Are the tweets a joke, or real-life day-to-day slip ups?
ReplyDeleteGood heavens, Their mothers and future children will be so proud!
ReplyDeleteWait... rumors. Is there a blind about an actor getting it on with his daughter's friend?
ReplyDelete@sunshine - can you tell me her twitter name?
ReplyDeleteWhoa?
ReplyDeletethe wife sounds disgusting. that need to flaunt the sex play/drug use. oh yes, you're cool. #side-eye #eyeroll
ReplyDeleteI looked up her twitter and while she's obviously married to him for the fame, I'm pretty sure that she was joking about the coke thing. I'm guessing it was just a dig at how much coke his co-workers do... and if it was an American Pie thing and Tara Reid was there, I'm sure it's true.
ReplyDeleteDo some people just TOTALLY DISREGARD the possibility of STDs or what?
ReplyDeleteUgh. I've never been a fan of that kid. I can't believe he even still has a career.
Ida, or one of Rita's split personalities (kidding!), the hooker thing was in Vegas, and apparently they did not enjoy it. So it was done where it was legal, and I'm guessing protection was used, for it is mandatory to use condoms in one of them Nevada houses. She also states that oddly, it had brought them closer, knowing they don't need a third party to be happy together.
ReplyDeleteIt is very weird what brings a Hollywood together, for us simple mortals, a getaway for a week-end plied with alcohol, chocolate and flowers, for the Hollywood peeps, the occasional hooker.
Her writing is atrocious. Boring, unfunny, just awful.
ReplyDeleteThis is just sad and pathetic on many levels. If you have to go to such extreme lengths to "spice things up" after only a year, your marriage is just about over. And probably never really began.
ReplyDelete@Rita (or, you know, "me") -- one reason why I keep up with celebrity gossip is how it makes me feel like a genuinely normal person. Or as "normal" as a human can be, at any rate...
ReplyDeleteI DO believe prostitution should be legalized -- I'm not saying I *support* it (it's demeaning, and I absolutely don't) -- but at least Nevada recognizes the fact that it's unavoidable and they're trying to kinda regulate how it's practiced.
But what happens when you get some dickbag john like, say, Sean Penn, who's rumored to hate condoms? If you're a slight woman in a hotel room and someone has already paid you to take your clothes off, I can't imagine you really have enough authority to say "here. Slip this on, or you're not gaining access to my netherregions."
No offense to any Vegas natives out there, but Sin City has always struck me as a deeply depressing place -- desperate old people yanking away at slot machines, hookers teetering around casinos looking for a place to spend the night, and people mindlessly blowing money everywhere you look. I've been there twice, and honestly didn't enjoy myself all that much either time. Then again, I'm not into cocaine, gambling, or threesomes. *shrugs*
Also, I'm GLAD that white tiger eventually got his revenge. I stayed in The Mirage back when I was a kid, and I was SO DEPRESSED to see those poor, gorgeous animals kept behind glass.
My husband is very difficult to buy birthday gifts for, but never once did I think to get him a whore as a gift. Interesting concept.
ReplyDeleteWhile prostitution is legal in certain counties in Nevada it is NOT legal in Las Vegas as well as Carson City and Reno.
ReplyDeleteThis story is just so gross. I mean, all of it. If you read what the wife writes, she just seems to have no regard for these women as people.
ReplyDeleteIf you raise the bar like that, how do you go back to Wednesday night, dont take too long I have a meeting in the morning sex?
ReplyDelete@Anotheramy - haha good question!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't get past the first paragraph of her story. She was too Billy T Badass for me.
I read this the other day & thought it was HILARIOUS. I like how self deprecating & weird she is.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Jen. Way to go out on a ledge and post this on yoir blog, her writing much better than Enty's (sorry dude <3 ya). I didn't get through it but I'd be pals with her.
ReplyDelete"Also, I'm GLAD that white tiger eventually got his revenge. I stayed in The Mirage back when I was a kid, and I was SO DEPRESSED to see those poor, gorgeous animals kept behind glass."
ReplyDeleteTOTALLY!
Did you see that horrendous white tiger cake they gave sigfried or roy or whatever for his birthday? hahaha
And one time, in Band Camp......
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