Thursday, December 08, 2011

Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Are Having Sex


If you believe Life & Style, then Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are having sex and sending sexts back and forth to each other and that Kris Humphries says that Kim abused him and blah blah blah. I don't care. I realized that and it is an interesting revelation. It is not like the first three or four years of the Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt split where you actually did care about who Jennifer was dating. After we stopped caring, then she decided to go ahead and be with Justin Theroux because I think she could sense that people stopped caring and covers were not selling as well. The process was much quicker with Kim and she burned so many bridges so fast and the only investment people had in her is a stupid reality show of which there are hundreds.

With Jennifer, we watched her on television every week for ten years and paid money to see her movies and she has been in our lives for 20 years. She married an A+ list movie star and they seemed to have a fantasy marriage until he cheated on her and dumped her for another A+ movie star. Kim Kardashian stars on a third rate reality show on a network that is punctuation and married the 9th best player on one of the worst NBA teams. I'm waiting for Lamar Odom and Kris Humphries to end up on the same team. I cross my fingers for that one.


17 comments:

  1. Well, then he's dumber than I thought he was. Gorgeous...but dumb.

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  2. When did we start believing tabloid covers?

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  3. Here Enty:
    Kim Kardashian was peed on in a porn video, stars on a third rate reality show on a network that is punctuation and married the 9th best player on one of the worst NBA teams.

    Fixed it for ya!

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  4. I totally believe this. I think Kim has always been in love with Reggie, but broke up with him because he was cheating on her. I think Reggie has always loved Kim, but when you're a good looking man, have lots of money, and you have hot women throwing themselves at you all the time, it's probably hard to resist. I also think Reggie dates a Kim look-a-like, because he wanted the real Kim back.

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  5. I hate to say this, but Kris - you chose to mess yourself up with a Kardashian, now you pay the price.

    RUN the other direction and pray it goes away and you don't have an infection.

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  6. I saw that Kris dude on TMZ today popping up on some other TV show. I guess he is as much of an attention whore as Kim. I know way too much about these folks and don't even watch their stupid show.

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  7. Anonymous8:43 AM

    I don't believe for one second that Kim stopped sleeping with Reggie after they broke up.

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  8. Anonymous9:10 AM

    I'm not buying it without more evidence. That L&S pic is from a few years ago, when they were still dating. There are no recent photos of them together--something Kim would make sure to get. Reggie is likely sowing his oats in Miami.

    Could I see a possible ex sex situation? Yeah, maybe once for kicks and giggles. But back dating? I don't know. Reggie seemed to have gotten tired of Kim and her family and doesn't acknowledge them in any way.

    Until otherwise noted, I think Reggie isn't looking to get back long term with Kim. It's too much drama for not enough return.

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  9. What happened to that lawsuit against Old Navy, where Kim is suing because they used a model that looks like her, and was also dating Reggie?

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  10. I saw report that Reggie won't go public with Kim until she and her mother agree *not* to include their relationship on any tv shows -- that may be why their hookup is still on the QT.

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  11. Anonymous9:38 AM

    Could be, weezy. Still, I'm not sure. I guess I'll have to wait and see.

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  12. Who cares who she's sleeping with?

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  13. I'd like to believe that most dudes won't touch Kim with a 10 foot pole right now because of the bad publicity, but I know better.

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  14. Why would Kris care who she's screwing? He's too busy trying to profit from dragging that family deeper through the mud. If she is still having sex with Reggie then she's even more dense that anyone thought. She went from being his girlfriend to his jump off. What a ding bat. However, I doubt Reggie's that dumb, but if he is, Pimp Mama Kris is putting holes in the condoms as we speak.

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  15. Jazzy -- love the image of PimpMama jabbing condom packages with a pin. Probably true, too.

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  16. I don't know much about basketball, but my husband does & he says that Kris is actually a very good basketball player, a great rebounder. He knows nothing about the tabloids but when I told him that the media portrays him like he barely has talent (i.e., Enty saying that he is the 9th best player on the team) he was really surprised and thinks he still has a great career ahead of him.

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  17. He may fuck her, but he'll never marry her.

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