Last night marked the 42nd time this season that Taylor Armstrong has tried to actually force out a tear and has been unable to. Not once this season has the horribly bad actress managed to even force one drop out of her tear ducts. This is not a botox thing, this is a I am pretending to cry and really want a tear to come out but just can't do it. Last night was the closest she came to doing it. You could see water in her eyes but she just cannot get a tear to break through that cold heart. I have to say that I have not enjoyed any appearance by Taylor this season at all, so the only comfort I have is by watching her own little attempt at trying to get people to have sympathy for her. At the opposite end of the spectrum, Kyle does not stop crying ever and I don't really care why Kim was late and after three days I think you can just leave it alone. Who knew that Brandi and Lisa would become besties. After watching almost a whole season of Brandi one has to wonder why Eddie wanted to leave her for LeAnn Rimes. Oh yeah, money.
Meanwhile, Kim is now out of rehab but so far I have not heard whether or not she participated in the reunion show last week.
Yikes. That is some lip.
ReplyDeleteShe is an ugly (fake) crier
ReplyDeleteThat face....it's frightening
ReplyDeleteI can't help it...I just like Brandi the best. I'm actually surprised that Lisa and Brandi didn't befriend each other sooner. Lisa is a straight shooter (supposedly) and takes pride in speaking her mind. I would have thought she would have appreciated Brandi's candour. I certainly do.
ReplyDeleteThere was one scene during last night's RHOBH, where Kim literally could not open her eyes when she was talking. She was sooooo f-ed up!!!! I admit to being very curious as to exactly what she was on.
ReplyDeleteI think if she saw what a desperate and pathetic person she is, she'd wail for days.... What kind of monster/Dr. would let her do that to her face?
ReplyDeletePoor Kim is junkie, plain and simple. The woman was eating and dozing at the same time! And there is something seriously unseemly about Ken....
Her face reminds me of a Greek tragedy mask.
ReplyDeleteLast night's show was nuts - Kim was sooooo out of it!!! Can't wait for the recap on NYMag.com :)
ReplyDeleteHaving JUST started to watch this show, I've been amazed every episode as to just how annoying she is. That face! That voice! Constantly worrying about what other people think of her! I vacillate between feeling sorry for her and disliking her intensely.
ReplyDelete^^^AGREED. I live for Julie Klausner's recaps!
ReplyDeleteThat was for Hunter's comment. :-)
ReplyDeleteomg, the 3rd and 5th pictures especially should be posted as a warning to anyone considering lip injections!! Oh the distortion.
ReplyDeleteShe takes the "ugly cry" to a whole new level. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteI was so glad Lisa got the humor of Brandi. Brandi may be inappropriate sometimes but she panders to no one (Dana) and if I'm at a party, she's who I'd want to talk to because I know I'd never stop laughing. It would be so funny if Brandi married someone with twice the money squinty LeAnn has.
ReplyDeleteSo is Dana off the show (please)? I love that she didn't go to Hawaii after trying to weasel a trip in... I haven't watched last nights episode - I am going to savor it tonight sans commercials.
ReplyDeleteUgh, Dana. Her sucking up to Taylor was too much. "I'm always going to believe my girls". Blech.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ pics
ReplyDeleteShe is ridiculous
To think that she paid money for someone to do that to her lips and face. How hideous. Eeesh.
ReplyDeleteOMG that FACE!
ReplyDeleteTaylor doesn't eat and probably takes diuretics (among other substances) to kill her appetite and/or stay skinny, so she likely has no tears TO come out.
ReplyDeleteBlecchh Taylor and double-blecchh Dana, ugh.
Enty, wow. You're right, I never realized how she doesnt ever seem to shed a tear, just contort her scary face into misery and look sad.
ReplyDeleteIt's actually sort of shiver inducing to realize this. That level of fakeness is some sociopathic shit right there.
I know I could cry every time I see that ugly mug of hers !! LOL
ReplyDeleteSick of this liar.
Oh come on, people. There is CLEARLY a little bit of eye wetness going on in picture #2!
ReplyDeleteI think the Botox literally does not allow a single tear to come out.
ReplyDeleteMy new favs are Camille, Lisa, and Brandi.
Kyle has got to stop, she wants to be the one that is "right" about whatever is going on with Kim. She clearly needs to be the "good one" and revels in it while Kim is the family scapegoat.
Kim clearly has needed help and like Brandi said, her boyfriend is an enabler, to which Kyle did not respond at all, she just went on and on and on.
Kim is out of rehab, I am wondering how she will be and what kind of person she is, as far as Bravo interviews go, etc. In a lucid moment I think Kim is on target with what she says.
the upper lip freaks me out. thought it was her tounge in that first photo.
ReplyDeleteDon't watch this show, but she has a mouth like one of the Simpson's and I mean the cartoon.
ReplyDeleteGod, I just watched this!
ReplyDeletetaylor is a schoming cow, her eye might look wet in the 2nd photo but if you see the episode you can nearly hear her trying to force her tear ducts to work. She looked so smug in that last shot at Dana's house.
Kim is an idiot and I'm still getting a "Judy Garland" vibe from Ken, and he's an arse!
next week it looks like Taylor is up to her old tricks again, I'm sure she smacked herself with a bathroom cabinet knob, like SMG did in The Ringer.