Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Oldest Cypress Tree Burned For Drugs



The oldest cypress tree in Florida ended up burning to the ground because a woman could not see what drugs she was taking in the dark so lit the tree to help her. The 3,500 year old tree called the Senator burned to the ground. Police have identified the woman who burned the tree as Sara Barnes a part time "model" who I'm pretty sure is modeling not very many clothes for guys in their hotel rooms was arrested yesterday where police found a bunch of drugs and other things in her place. (Thanks Carolyn)


22 comments:

  1. That is SO sad, sniff, sniff

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  2. Oh yeah, she looks like a model.

    F'ing moron.

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  3. ^^^^^^ what she said!

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  4. Jesus Christ this is so sad, sick and pathetic I cant believe it. Lets get some scientists working on addiction and how to cure it. Asap.

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  5. Faces of meth, yo. Selfish twat.

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  6. Worthless bitch. Maybe Ryan O'Neal can adopt her.

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  7. Not even worthy of a photo in Monkey Spank. What trash!

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  8. Note: If you pose and take a photo, that does not make you a model. If you take a photo of yourself in a mirror and post it on facebook, or anywhere else, you are not a model.

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  9. If I could punch this selfish druggie out, I would. I can't believe what an idiot this moron is. I hope she gets punished for her crimes and placed in rehab. The chances are more likely, since she's not a celebrity, which is good.

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  10. "Heroin chic" - ur doin it wrong.

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  11. Agreed with everyone above. Put her in rehab and make her plant saplings for at least year, for free, as part of her community service.

    Not a lot of sympathy for tweakers.

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  12. I do think planting trees should be part of her punishment.

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  13. I walked in a fashion show at my local mall when I was 15... I'M A MODEL TOO!!!

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  14. So on top of the drugs, she's going to get charged for destroying the tree, right? Hopefully that tree was protected under Florida law.

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  15. I love chicks that pose like that, holding their hair up. What the fuck is that? Why do they think that pose is so sexy?

    Someone should set her on fire. See if she likes it. Poor tree.

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  16. ITA, @nolachickee. ITA.

    Dumb CUNT assface bitch from hell.

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  17. If she's a model, I'm Miss Universe.

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  18. I loathe stupid, skanky, destructive people like this. I'm sure she thinks her drug use is harmless to others.
    I agree, rehab and lots and lots of tree planting.

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  19. Well I am feeling particularly mean today, and this scum of the Earth caught the brunt of it--so be it.

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  20. Seriously? Lock the bitch up. This makes my heart hurt....

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  21. That is really too bad that such a historic part of the forest was destroyed by a tweaker trying to get a fix. 3500 years! Damn!

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