Monday, March 05, 2012

Vanessa Lachey Is Definitely Pregnant And Snooki Is Engaged & Pregnant


Nick Lachey was on Kelly and Fill In Live this morning and announced that Vanessa Lachey nee Lemon Jello is expecting their first child together and is sue in late summer or early fall. So, I beat them by about a week. Snooki has also finally confirmed she is pregnant and also got engaged because you know, can't have God mad at her for this one when God has so many other things on Snooki's list that Snooki needs to worry about. I guess the whole wedding will be aired on MTV. Apparently Snooki's local bowling alley is hosting the reception. Catering is going to be by Olive Garden.


18 comments:

  1. Why are these two news? Do they actually work?

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  2. yes, because our snooki just oozes class.

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  3. even though Enty is goofing it sounds completly legit to me.

    I wonder if Nick is still competing with Jessica on some level.

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  4. say what you want but I bet that is going to be one good looking kid....and no, I am not talking about Snookie

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  5. I'm happy for Nick and Canessa, they have been together for awhile and seem like they would be good parents.

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  6. I'm happy for Nick and Canessa, they have been together for awhile and seem like they would be good parents.

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  7. I don't think that Nick is competing just by living his life and doing what millions others due (get married, have kids).

    And don't knock Olive Garden. I've been to some events where Olive Garden would have been an improvement.

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  8. I think Nick will be a good dad. I don't know enough about Lemon Jello to judge her maternal instincts. But yes, that should be a very good looking baby.

    I would like to think that God has a lot of other things on his plate other than Snickers and her out of wedlock bebe.

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  9. They seem like a nice enough, stable couple but Vanessa was the ones their female in the Lindsay Lohan knife pics, soooo....

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  10. mmmmm Olive Garden....

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  11. I always enjoy Olive Garden.

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  12. I am probably the unpopular opinion when I say this but I believe that babies are always a blessing, even in the case of Snookie's pregnancy. So she's famous for being an idiot on camera, but behind the scenes she was raised in a normal middle-class home with parents that loved her and normal family values. Just because she is working her ass off to capitalize on her 15 minutes of fame doesn't mean she is going to be incapable of loving a child and being a good parent. She is a grown adult and will learn (the same way every other non-famouse parent does) what it means to put the baby's needs first and hers, second.
    So even though she may get a few more reality-show dollars outta this pregnancy and alleged wedding, let's be real: Snookie's days of being a national reality star phenomenon are over and deep down she knows it too and is probably scared shitless about it. So maybe everybody should just get off her back and let her fade into oblivion in peace.

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  13. I'm surprised they stayed together so long, she seemed like a rebound for Nick. I think he'll be a good Dad, and it's probably all he wanted along with Jessica.

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  14. Has Snooki even heard of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?

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  15. Has Snooki even heard of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?

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  16. Im still holding a grudge against Vanessa Lachey (gag) stealing that job right from under the lovely Jill Wagner on Wipeout.

    She's so smarmy with her new legal name too, I dont like it (or her).

    So her baby news with a freaking 98 degree former bandmate means about as much to me as watching paint dry.

    I'm crossing my fingers Snooki does not have a little girl. Goddess help us all if that happens. Maybe this is what the Mayans predicted so ominously for 2012. Can you imagine Snooki Jr. (you know that's what she name her) for president, 2050? AHHHH!

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  17. I kinda agree with Em+M. The three things that make all of us human are that we are born, that we live among other human beings, and that we die. The child will be raised by a bunch of Italians, so Snooki's goofiness will probably not be the only influence in its life. Besides, after Jersey Shore stops filming, I think she'll relax into private life a little better and sit around on her laurels and grow up a tiny bit. She has a father and mother, and her boyfriend/fiance has super-conservative attitudes about family and flirtation, etc. I'm rooting for the kid! Team Snooki! (Getting carried away a little.)

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  18. I havent watched Wipeout in a while, but they got rid of Jill!!?!?!?! For Vanessa Lemonjello!?!?!?!?! UGH

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