I think I'm a little skeezed out. Radar is reporting that Kevin Federline's aunt, Diane Story wrote an erotic novel. So far I'm ok with this. The novel though is based on the relationship between her nephew and Britney Spears. So, basically she is imagining her nephew having sex with Britney and wrote a fictionalized story about it? Does that bother anyone? On her website she is also giving away the invitation to K-Fed and Britney's wedding. It seems like 50 years ago when they got married. How would you like to be the cover models for this book?
That's a high quality photoshop job. I'm assuming the book is 50 pages written in size 20 font and lots of pictures.
ReplyDeleteVery, very ugly cover. My god. I bet it matches the inside.
ReplyDeleteThat's just weird. And yes, gross since she's the aunt.
ReplyDeleteNot a book cover I would glance at, let alone open and read.
ReplyDeleteTacky, but it must be a family trait.
It looks like a self published book.
ReplyDeleteAh the era of self publishing brings us this. I can only imagine the cheesy dialogue within. The only hope would be for her to enter it into the "It was a dark and stormy night " contest. Something tells me it would be the winner.
ReplyDeleteFifty Shades of Stupid.
ReplyDeleteMade me snort
DeleteWhoever "designed" that atrocious cover should really consider a new line of work. Shit, that's awful.
ReplyDeleteTimebob nailed it. I will just add ewwwwwww.
ReplyDeleteLooks like someone found a copy of Print Shop at the local Flea Market. And the ick factor is off the chart on this one.
ReplyDeleteAh Sherry, the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. I haven't been to that site in ages.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it uses euphemisms such as "member" and "manhood" and "mound." Ew.
Who knows if it's self-published. My guess is not a whole lotta $$$ goes into making erotica book covers pretty. Their hidden under the bed, not busted out for full view on the bus.
Wow! People can be so tacky. What would be even worse? If the stories are just recycled from k-feds he boasted about to her. He wouldn't be the first person to brag up sexual escapades to a family member that was much better off not knowing such things.
ReplyDeleteThat's disgusting.
ReplyDeleteWhat audience is she gearing for? Teens? Do teens even know about Brit and Kev? Tacky, tacky!
ReplyDeleteI needed this laugh since we have nonstop rain, muhahahahaha!
ReplyDeletekevin was supposed to write a story about britney, a tell-all, how she went in and out of alters/personalities...she messed around with other girls...please reseach project monarch/britney spears MK
ReplyDeleteErotic story, but we all know this one doesn't end with a happy ending
ReplyDeleteI always did see Federline as a POS opportunist. Looks like it runs in the family--not all that surprising.
ReplyDeleteGross. Family...can't live with them. Can't kill them.
ReplyDeleteStay classy, Federlines.
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