Monday, April 30, 2012

Michael Jackson & Whitney Houston Had A Fling


Apparently one member of the Jackson 5 was not enough for Whitney Houston. According to Michael's former bodyguard and alleged father of Blanket, Matt Fiddes says that way back in 1991, Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston had sex a few times and that Michael wanted to marry Whitney. Can you imagine what that would have been like? Although back then, Whitney was not really on the drugs and Michael was not either. What is even more shocking to me than Michael having sex with a woman is that the last time he and Whitney ever saw each other was back in 2001. That seems like a long time to go without seeing each other.


29 comments:

  1. Oh for fuck's sake...

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  2. What's up, B.? Did you break your Garfield "I don't do Mondays" coffee mug or something :-)?

    I only ask because I'm drinking from my Grumpy "cleverly disguised as someone who cares" mug, and would be so sad it harm befell it!

    Lighten up, dude!

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    1. Anonymous6:58 AM

      @Frufra. It's hilarious that he/she/it is this personally invested and concerned about the integrity of a gossip blog to troll every post.

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  3. B. Profane has been around for awhile, I don't mind the comments.

    There's no way in hell MJ ever had sex with a human woman.

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  4. I know, B.'s usually quite insightful. That's seriously why I wondered what's up today.

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  5. Wow, don't we just have a lot of newbies from nowhere shilling for the veracity of the blog all of a sudden? You know what, I'm gonna drive to the rez and bet all my personal net worth on my birthday at the roulette table, because if it hit that would be more likely than some supposed "entertainment lawyer" just happening to have purported BI's about Natalie Wood's daughter at 6 AM in the morning, and then something about Whitney (again), and then something nasty about Chris Brown (again)?

    Really? Really? How obvious does it have to get that you're being played?

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  6. Hey, B., I totally respect your opinion, just thought your post explosion this morning was out of character, that's all.

    I am truly just a Midwest housewife who enjoys the blog, mostly the awesome comment threads, and have been following the Himmmm saga for a long time.

    Like so many others say, it's a fun diversion/little mystery game, and I too vacillate between believing all of it and thinking it's all bs.

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  7. Anonymous7:22 AM

    Mistaking gossip blogs for truth is just as dumb as believing anything out of a publicist's mouth. There's no real integrity here or checks and balances here (although that can be applied to a lot 'real' news as well.). It's just entertainment dude, don't take it so seriously. Did you only just now read the exposé from about a month ago? (not defending the site or Enty, just don't know why anyone would be so invested since it's free.)

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  8. Am I the only one that noticed the posts started at exactly 6 am and a new one is added at precisely 15 minute intervals? That confirms that the posts were preset to come out at specific times. If enty (or whoever is writing) lives in california, they are writing this stuff probably all before midnight there (which is 3 am eastern time) and setting it to be posted throughout the morning, all before going to bed.

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  9. My story and I'm sticking to it is that Joe had Michael's balls cut off to keep his voice high. He's never had inseminated a woman. Impossible.

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  10. I would believe they had sex. Many gay men have had sex with women.

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  11. @Audrey, I agree. And I'm of the opinion that in 2012 people no longer have to be boxed in to "gay", "straight" or any other sexual category. People have sex with other people they're attracted to. Big deal.

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  12. @Carhy, as someone who works in social media, I can tell you that preset posts are no big thing. Everyone does it, and you can too. Try Hootsuite, which is free and requires no download. You can plan all your Tweets and Facebook posts for the next year if you want!

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  13. @Nutty_Flavor - that was precisely my point; it was in response to posters who insist that whoever is posting must live in the eastern time zone in order to post so early.

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  14. I saw him as completely asexual. Thriller came out when I was 12 (or a little younger) and it was the biggest thing in the world. I loved it so much, plus it coincided with the introduction of music videos. But as much as I loved MJ, my 12 year old self still found it implausible that he had any interest in the women in his videos.

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  15. It's pretty easy to say this when both parties are dead.

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  16. Interesting article on Whitney:

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2012/04/29/whitney-houston-s-private-hell-and-inevitable-death.html

    I remember leaving the theater after watching The Bodyguard, exhilarated by the songs and talking to my friends about her voice and how great she looked. And right about that time, she was starting to fall apart. Just interesting how you never really know.

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  18. @ B. If you think you're being conned and this website is a joke...then don't read it. It's really that easy.

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  19. 1991 was before Whitney was involved in drugs? Please, in the 80's she was already way into coke.

    And I agree with the poster who said Michael seemed asexual. That's what I have always thought too. I really don't think he was gay or straight. Some people don't have sex, don't need sex, don't want sex. I can't imagine it . . .

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  20. The article says she was deep into drugs much earlier, just that it started to fall apart around '91 and '92. Right when she was being hailed by her Star Spangled Banner performance and The Bodyguard, was when all the drug use was catching up with her and visibly taking its toll.

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  21. Anonymous10:58 AM

    There is no way these two ever had sex, but thanks for searing that mental image in my mind, Enty.

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  22. Bleck. Whitney what were you thinkin? After hearing Lisa Marie talk about being married to MJ, I kind of doubt this.

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  23. I read that Michael had a low voice like his brothers but put the high pitched voice on as part of his public persona.

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  24. I think MJ was asexual too. He just was not into sex with anyone. He emotionally stopped developing around ten. I don't see MJ as even being Whitney's type.

    As for Lisa Marie, I NEVER believed she had sex with MJ.

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  25. In 78, maybe 79 there was a cartoon in one of the mens magazines, Playboy or Hustler or something along those lines, where a bunch of women attempted to seduce MJ. They undressed him and he had no genitals, like a childs doll. Thats how Ive always thought of him.

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  26. I believe wholeheartedly that Michael HAS had sex. Come on people!

    I think, much like with Lisa Marie, Brook Shields, and Whitney Houston, he obviously had great admiration for these ladies and probably tried to have sex with them once or twice.

    If you've ever seen the documentary that came out after he died called This is It! you could really see the dude had swagger and definite sex appeal, even right before he died. His voice was deeper too, and he had a commanding presence that exuded authority. The man was fucking scared as fuck around masses of people and also for some reason had a shy little boy persona in public. But I have no doubt he could and has had sex.

    Also, the possibility (however brief) of an oppspring of fucking MICHAEL JACKSON and WHITNEY HOUSTON is mindblowing! Seriously. Talk about the golden child, holy shitballs.

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