Friday, April 27, 2012
National Enquirer Blind Item
THESE engaged Hollywood stars are having heated arguments over who’ll be attending their huge wedding! It turns out the singer/actor wants to invite some of his famous exes to the ceremony, but his future wife is dead set against it – she’s crossed them all off the list! Name the couple.
Supposedly it's Douche-lake and biel.
ReplyDeleteTimbersnake and Blah
ReplyDeleteJustin Timberlake and Jessica Biel.
ReplyDeleteThe ex being Cameron Diaz
Jessica and justin
ReplyDeleteSooooooo......how long will this marriage last? I'm sure it'll get off the ground, even the Kardashian mess was completed before imploding 2 mos later...there's too much money to be made for it not to happen...I give it less than a year...
ReplyDeleteNo way this wedding will happen.
ReplyDeleteRiiiiiiiiiiiight. This "blind" has the stench of PR leakage. Smells almost the same as anal leakage.
ReplyDeleteBlah-iel and Timbersnake
ReplyDeleteHa haaaaa, @ Vicky Cupper! Ewwwww.
ReplyDeleteOh, Vicki, you crack me up? Remember those chips fried in olestra? Good ole anal leakage - good times.
ReplyDeleteIgnore the first question mark. You do crack me up, no question about it!
ReplyDeleteToo easy...
ReplyDeleteWhatever, "Blind" Item: http://www.celebitchy.com/223494/jessica_biel_bars_cameron_diaz_from_attending_her_wedding_to_justin_timberlake/
ReplyDeleteFrufra, omg that olestra shit put my sister in the ER! She thought she could eat a whole canister of Pringles! I couldn't even finish a single serving bag of oleshitstra chips without clamping my asscheeks tighter than a new prison inmate!
ReplyDeleteMan, Vicki, I bet your sister was hurting, but that is some funny shit (ha ha)! Hopefully she recovered with no ill effects.
ReplyDeleteThe hubs and I watch baseball all the time, and apparently it's just us and a bunch of old people, cause there are a million old people med commercials. And some of them have the lovely "anal leakage" side effect, amongst other fun feelings. We always comment that you've got to be in a bad way to see all those side effects and just say "screw it, I'm taking this shit anyway."
That and the dreaded double bathtub commercial. I always tell the hubs he is in big trouble if he shows up here with two matching bathtubs to install in the backyard!
@canadachick
ReplyDelete"Timbersnake and Blah"
LMFAO Too funny!
@Frufra: and just say "screw it, I'm taking this shit anyway."
ReplyDeletePun intended? :)
@Em - for sure :-).
ReplyDeleteOoooh, NE, you're so edgy. Oh my, and do you think they're also fighting over whether she will go by "Mrs. Justin Timberlake" or by "Jessica Timberlake"?
ReplyDeleteImagine Britney at Justin's wedding....I hope she takes her meds.
National Enquirer is good at exposing illicit affairs, but they truly s*ck at "blind" items, LOL.
ReplyDeleteand again, Why is Justin marrying Jessica?
ReplyDeleteAnd all over a wedding that will never happen.
ReplyDelete@ donner
ReplyDeleteThe kardashian thing didn't implode after 2 months. The whole thing was staged from the start (to get attention/make money). And, of course, it worked.
"Uncontrollable oily discharge" is a phrase I remember from those Fat Trapper ads, as well...
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Brangelina.
ReplyDeleteForget it. Missed the singer part.
ReplyDeleteTeam Jessica on this one...why the hell does she need to pander to her fiances ex-lover on her wedding day?
ReplyDeletebecause it's a blind item? it's in every gossip magazine in Europe about Timberlake/Biel wedding
ReplyDeletehas to be Justin and Jessica. he wants to invite Britney ... :)
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