Ali Lohan looks more and more like death everyday.
Anna Paquin shows up in public for the first time since announcing she is pregnant.
Amy Poehler and Aubrey Plaza show up together at an event.
Blake Shelton and Cee Lo Green promoting The Voice.
Channing Tatum taking it all off for his new movie.
Demi Lovato meeting new friends in Rio.
Elisabetta Canalis hits the beach with friends after being dumped.
Aubrey Plaza is my biggest celebrity crush. I think maybe ever.
ReplyDeleteElisabetta Canalis' ugly arm band tattoo makes me feel better that her abs look so amazing, and mine, well, they're under here somewhere!
ReplyDeleteYuck. Elisabetta just looks so trashy to me, all of the time.
ReplyDeleteI hope that wasn't a hint that Demi is indulging in yet more unsafe sexual practices in Rio.
Tatum has a nice body, but that dopey, mouth-breather face of his is a complete turnoff for me.
Anna P.'s leg looks weirdly stringy. I hope she doesn't starve herself while trying to grow a Sookeh Babeh.
Ali looks like a less attractive, rickety Anne Hathaway to me. She is so, so skinny, and it's not her natural body type. She's obviously starving herself. Sadly, I honestly think she's going to die before her sister. Crack hos can live a long time; people who are starving themselves can't.
Aubrey Plaza has been looking really hot on Parks & Rec this year, hasn't she?
ReplyDeleteI'm I the only one who thinks Elissabeta Canalis is really a man? / Transgender? ...seriously.
ReplyDeleteI am really starting to believe that Demi Moore is batshit crazy and Ashton ran for his life.
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ReplyDeleteAli just looks haggard. Very OLD, tired, used up, HUNGRY & haggard.
ReplyDelete@Ariawynn
ReplyDeleteNope, you're not the only one!
I'm guessing that Enty's comment about Demi refers to the other photo from this series. http://entretenimento.br.msn.com/famosos/cliques-por-a%C3%AD-5984#image=38
ReplyDeleteBTW, in that photo gallery you see how Demi really has a normal woman's body, untouched up.
Yeah, Ali is looking creepy. Elisabetta's body is too toned -- she is turning into the opposite of a butterface (a butterbody?)
I don't find Elisabetta Canalis particularly attractive but man...those abs.
ReplyDeleteI think Demi Lovato is totally beautiful. I just hope she knows she is.
ReplyDeleteI have never seen Aubrey Plaza in anything--except maybe real life when she was in elementary/middle school. I worked with her mom for a short time in the late '80's, and Aubrey went to the same small parish school as my kids, only she was maybe in 5th grade when my son was in kindergarten. Still, with only 25 kids in a grade, I must've seen her, even if I have no recollection.
ReplyDeleteMy brush with fame.
That Anna Paquin news is heart-warming for those of us who saw "The Piano" back in day. That girl had 'it' at such a young age. I was thrilled when she won the Oscar, and now she's all growed up. *sniffle*
ReplyDelete@Texshan -
ReplyDeleteGlad to know I am not alone in thinking Channing Tatum is ugly. He looks like an ugly monkey-man hybrid. Plus, his eyes are too close together. It just bugs me to look at him. I can't stand him. I won't ever watch anything he is in.
monkey-man hybrid
ReplyDelete*giggles*
Anna P has gorgeous hair.
ReplyDeletei think we should definitely talk more about women's bodies and how flawed they are, like REAL people.
ReplyDeleteWe don't do that enough.
I am happy to talk about real bodies, just don't use the word flawed....
ReplyDeleteElisabetta and Demi both have "normal" bodies, just opposite sides of the spectrum.
ReplyDeleteITA that Demi Moore is batshit crazy. What normal almost 50 year old woman twitters constantly and sends out pictures to her "fans".
ReplyDeleteRidiculous.
She's like a child.
wow Jenny, I am not a Channing Tatum fan but I hope that you can't stand him for a reason other than the ones you have listed above - which all appear to be based on the way he looks...
ReplyDeletei dont care what anyone says that channing guy is hot and i would love to see him take his clothes off!
ReplyDeleteNormal cant describe a person's body or personality.
ReplyDeleteI think Ali Lohan would be naturally thin but not like she is now. She needs pseudo parents because hers obviously shouldn't have had children.
Elisabetta has always looked to me like a young man with long hair. It's what Cindy Crawford would have looked like if she were a boy.
ReplyDeleteI remember a few years ago I felt bad for Ali. She obviously got the ugly genes of the family, and her sister was the one always getting attention, and I don't know. I just felt for her.
ReplyDeleteBut then one week I was on vacation, it was storming, and I was stuck in my room. Her and Dina's reality show was on, so I gave it a shot. She was such a little BITCH. I just wanted the slap the shit out of her, and I never felt sorry for her again.
Still don't. She wants to starve herself and make herself even uglier in an attempt to take attention from Lindsay, so be it.
"He looks like an ugly monkey-man hybrid."
ReplyDeleteLOL! Where are those people who say we only trash women's looks?
I think Demi Lovato's body is hot now. If we have to have an "ideal" body type, I think it should be hers instead of Ali Lohan's.
Poehler and Will Arnett have two kids...and when was the last time you saw them all photographed together?
ReplyDeleteSad. I think there's a BI answer in that.
I don't think haggard is the right word for Ali Lohan. She has the obvious signs of an extreme eating disorder.
ReplyDeleteAli looks like an uglier version of Rick Ocasek.
ReplyDeleteTo my eye, thin as she is, Canalis has the pelvic girdle of someone who was born female.
ReplyDeleteITA, Rose, from head to toe, she's got anorexia written all over.
ReplyDeleteI thought Channing didn't appeal to me because I'm of a certain age. I'm glad to see it's not just me.
Oh Lutefisk! How could you do that?
ReplyDeleteTo Rick Ocasek..
I know she can't help it but her face is so unfortunate. She got Michaels looks apparently and that's not good for a girl.
Say what you will about Elisabetta but I would kill to have a body like that. I do have the face of a 20 yr old but I keep it in a jar.
@jax - women's bodies; nothing makes me feel better than hitting a balls-on sample sale. Where we all change in the same room? Because then I see REAL WOMEN and I realize that shit's normal and I'm not a freak.
ReplyDeleteBTW - I'm a size 4 and I have a belly and cellulite & I wish I were more perfect... sample sales make me feel better.
To all of those bitching about people snarking about bodies on here -- you are on a gossip site. We are going to be snarky. Get over it. If you want to be humorless and preachy, please join your brethren over at Jezebel. Thanks!
ReplyDelete"I do have the face of a 20 yr old but I keep it in a jar."
ReplyDeleteLOLOL @Sherry! That was fantastic!
Texshan- Jax's point was valid and you know it.
Texshan, that was what I said when people complained about the Open Letter to Aguilera~
ReplyDeleteAli is really fucking gross. A not pretty head on a skeleton body.
Elisabetta's bod is gorgeous to me.
Channing looks like he's auditioning for gay porn.
ReplyDeleteAli is days away from anorexic heart failure. Can someone please call Child Protective Services on her "parents"? I'm actually serious about this. Girl friend is wasting away and no one seems to care.
Dopey is the PERFECT word for Channing "duuuuuuuuuuuuhhh" Tatum! Can't stand the guy for all the reasons you guys have already said.
ReplyDelete@Texshan said...
ReplyDelete"To all of those bitching about people snarking about bodies on here -- you are on a gossip site. We are going to be snarky. Get over it. If you want to be humorless and preachy, please join your brethren over at Jezebel. Thanks!"
"Humorless and preachy", isn't that you in a nutshell, Texshan?
I'm not nice enough to make it on Jezebel. Trying to stuff the snark makes me gassy.
ReplyDeleteBut geez, if an alien read this comment stream they would conclude that all human beings are flawed and ugly. I mean, everybody on this board must be absolutely hideous, because none of us (unless RDJ is posting) are telegenic celebrities that the paps would care to chase, are we?
I hope poor little troubled Ali Lohan doesn't read message boards. I wonder how many of the targets of this body snarking will read this, and become even more insecure?
Just my ugly and unworthy 2 cents. Please don't send me to the Jezzies.
The only reason I can figure Ashton stayed with DuhMEEEE so long is self-imposed emotional blackmail to keep the kids safe. Kids got older, he ran for his life.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't hang with someone who insisted on pronouncing a formerly-normal name in some weird ass way.
Amy & Will were spotted together this month, still inconclusive that it's them.
ReplyDeleteTatyana, you are confusing "humorless and preachy" with "unwilling to have my opinion denigrated" and "refusing to be told how I must think."
ReplyDeleteAnd no, Jasmine, I don't "know" that Jax's point was valid. This is a gossip site. Snarking is allowed, even encouraged. If it bothers you, then don't come to the site. Simple.
what else is the point of enty posting random photos...other than for people to comment on what the people in the pictures are wearing/doing/saying/ or how their hair looks, or their makeup (or lack thereof), etc. etc.
ReplyDeleteelisabetta's body is great in my opinion, everyone has their own preference.
so i was thinking. about ashton and demi' split. if demi and bruce could play nice, why can't ashton and demi? i am not a fan of either of them. but i do feel bad that demi is taking the breakup so hard. (or seem to be). why does ashton have to be so douche-bagish? we've seen demi cooperate after a split. but ashton seems to always leave women worse than how he found them. just a thought.
ReplyDeleteAND: "Aliana Taylor Lohan (born December 22, 1993) is an American fashion model and former television personality , singer and actress." that makes her 18. fair snarking game.
ReplyDelete@B Profane - not meaning to go on a tirade against you, as I already commented on something you said in another post, but it must be done as you are attacking my FAVORITE celebrity couple. Amy and Will were literally just photographed together with their 2 kids a month ago. Here is a link to the pics to prove it:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.justjared.com/2012/03/10/amy-poehler-will-arnett-park-playtime-with-archie-abel/
Also, Amy and Will were just at an event together in Toronto where Will hosted the Laughter is the Best Medicine Gala to raise money for the Toronto East General Hospital. pics here:
http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/23220/Will-Arnett-and-Amy-Poehler-at-Toronto-East-General-gala
Watch it, friend. Research your info before you make assumptions.
But YAY to Enty for posting a pic of 2 of my favorite ladies from my favorite tv show, Parks and Recreation!