Thursday, May 24, 2012

Tabloid That Feels Like A Newspaper Blind Item

WHICH “Real Housewife of New York City” had a secret hookup with the star of another Bravo reality show? The single mom-turned-cougar and the young stud with the million-dollar smile are trying to keep their affair on the down-low, but busy-body Andy Cohen got wind of it and is now determined to turn it into a story arc.


47 comments:

  1. For once I know the answer I think..

    Sonja and Ryan from Million Dollar Listing NY

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  2. I'll take BFD, for a thousand, Alex!

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  3. Ryan admitted he knew Sonja on WWHL a couple of months ago, if I remember. It's hard to focus on his words when the rest Of him is so distractingly good looking. Good for both of them!

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  4. @angel- still thanking you for the adblock info !!!

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  5. Yeah, I don't think this is a blind, is it? Ryan admitted to it (sort of) during WWHL.

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  6. Off topic but I met a guy last night who's an industry insider. Told me a couple things: jLo can't sing. She may well be MV.
    JayZ is a poon hound (shocker).
    IceT and Coco are mostly a farce as he has been with another woman for 20 years. Interesting.

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    1. That guy was full of it

      A) as much as I can't stand her and refuse to ever work with her again, that is J. Lo singing. Can't you tell it's so heavily auto tuned?

      B) beyonce would have that mans balls if he ever got caught in publIc with another woman. He's not clubbing and picking up on women.

      C) Ice and Coco are beyond the real deal. People should be so lucky to have a relationship like that. Granted, nobody thought it would last 12 years ago, but we were all wrong.

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  7. JLo also humped both Wayan bros on Living Color and only got with Diddy to enhance her street cred. I know I know, not shocking. Just wanted to share.

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    1. And that is false. She barely even spoke to anyone on the set of InLiving Color, and definitely didn't sleep with any of the Wayans. Also, why the hell would she have needed "street cred"? The sad truth is that she will always be pining for him and he will always pine for her. If that whole nightclub debacle never happened they would have gotten married.


      I'm pretty sure in 2013 she will marry her boy toy. It's what she does.

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  8. The smirks say it all...

    http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Sonja+Morgan+Ryan+Serhant+Million+Dollar+Listing+V8A0dLhLbgHl.jpg

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  9. Good work, hunter!! Wow - keep us posted!

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  10. what does "MV" mean?

    it was an embarrassment to HAVE to watch lopez yet AGAIN, what the 4th time this season?, LIPSYNC... on a music competion, that she is a JUDGE on!!!!

    WHAT. THE. FUCK. are they thinking....?

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  11. I really really despise the term Cougar for an older female. It's also a word that is overused and misused a lot. Besides, I consider an older female who dates a younger guy a lucky woman.

    What is the term for an older male who dates a younger female?

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  12. Oh dione, you need to search MV in the CDAN search bar. It is one of the longest running and juiciest blinds on this site... It makes for a fun and good read. Lots of guesses of who MV is, but JLo is one of the forerunners...

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  13. @crila16

    "Tammy Cruise" ?

    (learned that from GSDlover)

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  14. @dione, maybe this will help. Make sure you have a pitcher of margaritas handy as it is a classic.


    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/search/label/MV

    I am hoping this will be the 10k followers Twitter reveal.

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  15. @Hunter. JLo can't be MV. There is no way. JLo just came out with an album. the real singer passed away. There will be no material coming out from the singer, therefore no new albums for MV. Besides, JLo's speaking and singing voice are exactly the same...annoying. If JLo is MV, I can sing better than the real singer then. JLo should have just hired me.

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  16. @crila - I have noticed her speaking & singing voices were the same, so you're right on that. The original singer passed away??? I missed that! Huh, well either way, just putting it out there.

    Anyone remember the BI about the A list singer with HIV? Wonder if it was Winehouse or Whitney.

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  17. What crila16 said (except I don't remember S passing away, I do recall reading that she had breast cancer)...but it is J-Lo's voice on her records. Sometimes mixed with others, and always autotuned (the woman is NOT a talented vocalist) almost beyond recognition, but it is her.

    One of the things he said in the original blind was that if this came out, it would shock the music industry to its core. Finding out that Jennifer Lopez can't sing would come as a shock to absolutely no one. Same with Britney Spears, in my opinion, but she is also a popular guess for MV. I don't think we'll ever find out. This is one of the blinds I can almost guarantee will never be revealed.

    Or it will be a Timmy/ Shimmy kind of thing. Remember when that happened?

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  18. Bethany Frankel and The Situation?

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  19. @Agent it won't be Enty said he will never reveal it as he was involved legally with the settlement between MV and the actual singer.

    The 10k twitter enty reveal is about one fucked up Director. If the search worked properly i would post it.

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  20. Oh Lord, Maja, Timmy/Shimmy. We took turns at work reading that aloud when nobody was around (we could read only, not comment).The comments are what made that (it had to be one of Enty's largest responses). I remember Dire Potato blowing up after the reveal. The whole thing, imho, was just a hilarious read.

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  21. I'm with Pogue on this one. However, I get sad thinking of Mike stooping so low.

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  22. I'm with @ Maja with a J's assertion (I have been all along) that there's NO WAY anyone ever believed JLo could sing in the first place. therefore it would be no shocker at all if we heard she can't (which we already knew).

    I always said Whitney, Mariah, Xtina or Celine--someone with massive pipes belting out what appeared to be real singing.

    Oh well, whatever!

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  23. @Timebob- I think this is the one?(QT?)

    WEDNESDAY, APRIL 04, 2012
    Today's Blind Items - The Director

    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/04/todays-blind-items-director.html

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  24. selenakyle - exactly, he says that "S" is an amazing singer, and the voice on Britney, J-Lo, etc 's records is far from amazing! *L*

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  25. Did anybody hear Gladys Knight sing "The Way We Were" on the DWTS finale? These lip-syncing idiots need to be ashamed of themselves. Gladys killed it.

    Oh and back to the the blind...Sonja and the Million Dollar Listing NYC young fellow who can't keep the names of his dates straight.

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  26. Ugh I want to punch Ryan in his smile, he's the worst! He thinks he's so amazing, couldn't stand him on the show, which I guess makes for good TV.

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  27. I have been reading CDAN for years. I have to say the comments are as fun to read as the blinds. I went back to read the original shimmy - and it was hilarious. MV is my favorite - shock the music industry to its core is why it isn't JLo. And Coke Mom is second in my hall of fame. You guys are intelligent (mostly) and very funny. Congrats.

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  28. JayZ has a mistress is Paris.

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  29. I don't know who the reality people are, but glad I checked out the comments on this thread! :)

    I also agree MV can't be JLo. Her talking voice is identical to her "singing" voice.

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  30. Crila16,

    Drew Barrymore decided women in their 30's were Puma's. That term sounded sooo much better at the time...lol

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  31. "B) beyonce would have that mans balls if he ever got caught in publIc with another woman. He's not clubbing and picking up on women. "

    In public, you say.

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  32. I always pegged MV for Shania. Then again I figured she and Mutt would be married forever (if not he would release her outtakes) so who knows?
    But hardcore country listeners swear she can sing (she can't) so that's why I thought it may be her. *shrug*

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  33. Actually JayZ is well known for his "lady-loving" ways. If you listen to his lyrics and the rumors even today, he has not slowed down because he's married, he just does nothing publicly.

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  34. @ABlake - We know MV was born in the U.S., so Shania has been ruled out. Enty has also nixed Mandy Moore, Pink, Beyonce and one more which I can't recall.
    We know MV is or has been married, and also that she has been separated, possibly divorced. She has at least one child and this info was divulged before Mariah Carey had dembabies, which rules her out. We also know that MV, or someone she has been married to is known by their nickname which is possibly hyphenated.
    On November 10th, 2011, it was revealed that MV had released a CD within the past 12 months.

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  35. He also nixed Norah Jones

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  36. @ABlake: Shaninny can't sing a note without autotune. Remember how she was promising an album post-split? Ever wonder what's taken so long? (Just like it took a loooooong time for her to tour after her Mutt-produced albums came out; they were waiting for the live technology to catch up with studio technology so she wouldn't fall flat on her face.) Without Mutt, who knew how to tweak her voice to make bucks, she sounds like shit. Listen to her first album. If you can. (Faith Hill also can't sing, but gal knows how not to burn bridges.)

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  37. I was reading through some of the old comments on the old MV posts, and people were arguing that it wasn't J.Lo, because this person has been on tours and J.Lo only did the one with Skeletor.

    Didn't J.Lo tour as a backup dancer? With Janet Jackson, even?

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  38. Here's a news flash..I sing and my singing voice sounds nothing like my speaking voice. People are always surprised. So it could possibly be JLo..

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  39. Oh wait I'm dumb. Everyone else is smart. I can't read. You're all super literate.

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  40. There is nothing shocking about Jlo not being able to sing, so the music industry and general public would hardly be shocked. God knows the music industry isn't and most of the general public with decent hearing are either. MV is someone with pipes

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  41. This MV thing is getting to me - it's like falling down a rabbit hole.

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  42. I really hope Ice T. and Coco aren't fake! Maybe he just has another woman on the side?

    I think Enty ruled out Britney as well, although not explicitly. There was that post where he said that he was friends with a popular guess, and that was right after a bunch of people were guessing Brit.

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  43. thanks for the follow up, Hunter!

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  44. Was Whitney already elim'd? If you look back at the history, he said the timeline is fudged so 1 week could = 3 months. Also, if S is dead, and now Whitney is dead, does that mean we really could be in for the reveal? She def wasn't nixed.

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