When this reality housewife was sharing the details about her sex week with this A list movie star. What she forgot to mention was that the reason was it lasted an entire week or weekend was because it took almost that long for the actor to get ready to perform. Our Housewife was very imaginative in thinking of new ways to make him performance ready but the drugs really made that difficult.
Brandi Glanville/Gerard Butler
lol Poor Gerry.
ReplyDeleteThis reveal gives me gas.
ReplyDeleteThis reveal would make the Celebitchy readers attack.
ReplyDeleteSorry, he's just hot to me and I love to hear his voice
ReplyDeleteoxycontin and coke dick never make for good sex sessions.
ReplyDeleteCan't. Unsee.
ReplyDeleteNeed. Brain. Bleach.
Ugh, another easy one. I understand Enty can't obviously reveal the most scandalous of scandals, but other than Amy Adams, these have all been softball lobs.
ReplyDeleteEveryone keeps mentioning the Amy Adams reveal but I don't see it. Is it one of the VIP blinds evil Time Bob mentioned?
DeleteTimeBob...LOLOLOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteWow, February was obviously a very crappy month for blinds, non?
ReplyDelete@timebob Does he use Oxycontin? Good reveal though I think we all guessed it. Guess he shouldn't have publicly ignored Brandi and pretended not to know her. You just don't do that to anyone. If you are embarrassed for people to know you had sex with someone, you should have thought of that before you took your knickers off.
ReplyDeleteThe more I read about Brandi Glanville, the less I feel bad about her divorce from Eddie Cibrian. I think she enjoys her freedom a little too much and she should really thank the skank who stole her husband...
ReplyDeleteThings I have learned today:
ReplyDeleteHugh Grant is A list
Gerard Butler is A list
Amy Adams is A list and bat crap outhouse rat crazy
Diana Ross is C List
And Daniel Craig is straight
Who knew?
again, Enty can only reveal what he can that isn't worth being sued over. So as much as people would like certain BI revealed he can't legally and risk shutting down CDAN for good. We can't act like children who break a toy and then doesn't understand why they don't get another one.
ReplyDeleteWhat other site does this 2x a year for FREE??
Probably the most she worked in her life....
ReplyDelete@Basil he was in rehab for pain killers due to old injuries sustained from 300 (that is the official statement they put out) but it was reported he was snorting up the sugar booger also.
ReplyDeleteHa! I've always giggled at the idea that a Paisley boy made it big in Hollywood. He was likely riddled with STDs before he left if the stories about him are true!
ReplyDeleteIn saying that, a few years ago he was in Glasgow and in a fancy bar my (male) best friend worked in. He tipped well and was pretty friendly to all the staff. So there's that.
So, I think he's probably a nice guy who's a nightmare drunk/high. And sex mad. Typical guy ;)
GB came to Brazil on 2010 and managed to hook up with the weirdest, ugly ass looking that nobody likes Z listers we got (there were 2, not at the same time)... So disapointing...
ReplyDeleteYeah, the reveals can't all be bombshells. I'm guessing he's going to skip late March entirely...
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I'm surprised anyone would sleep with Butler. He just screams walking STD these days.
ReplyDeleteI once sat in the same row as a Gerard Butler at the premiere of a broadway play in NYC. He was dressed very nicely (fitted shirt, leather jacket) but was stick then. Nothing like I imagined him
ReplyDeleteEveryone in our row was painfully aware of his non-stop sniffling throughout the play
i kind of like gerald. Maybe im still under the 300 spell!
ReplyDeleteI really wanted to like Brandi, but I don't ( and I watc RH BV), she is so trashy
ReplyDelete@timebob, same stuff each reveal. You can talk until you are blue in the face...
ReplyDeleteanywhoo, was his stint in rehab before or after his week with Brandi. GB is an upgrade from EC but the drugs- wow!
Shocker *yawn*
ReplyDeleteMy god these "reveals" are other straight from the tabloids, already common knowledge or not true. This is just ridiculous.
O Maggie, I am torn by her skankiness and her sense of humor. She's mean and shallow, then she's all almost okay. I think I am more against her than for her, though, too.
ReplyDeleteit must be such a nightmare being married to some of you whiners.
ReplyDelete@Sherry Amy Adams is the stalker reveal for Jessica Alba.
And I was just kidding about the VIP Blinds, it was just a joke.
Time Bob: I was playing on your VIP joke of course. I did find that bi revealed finally. Sometimes my pbone srems to skip some posts.
Deletehummm. maybe he uses drugs BECAUSE he has issues. i'm not a quick-hook-up kind of gal, but isn't part of the fun that its quick? how awkward. how would you pass the time with someone you didn't know, waiting for him to be able to perform?
ReplyDeleteGerard Butler was borderline A-list for a while, and Hugh Grant hasn't been A-list for a decade at least. As I've been saying, someone writing the BI's has been inflating the fame of the subjects in order to draw eyeballs.
ReplyDelete@timebob coke dick! lol I'll be laughing about that the rest of the day
ReplyDeleteThank God something is protecting the women of Hollywood from the GB.
ReplyDeleteThe 1st over the finish line was:
ReplyDeletesurfer said...
@10:11 AM
and hahaha because it made me laugh:
spacecowboy78 said...
Is this even blind?
10:11 AM
Grey, since this blind was posted, Enty has said that Gerard Butler is no longer A-list. I get that it was always an iffy designation, but after 300, he was in top 5 names that would get offered any big movie, so that kind of made him A-list for a while.
ReplyDeleteSomeone asking about Timeframe
ReplyDeleteJuly 2011 Hook up
Feb 2012 Rehab