Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Today's Blind Items

When this reality housewife was sharing the details about her sex week with this A list movie star. What she forgot to mention was that the reason was it lasted an entire week or weekend was because it took almost that long for the actor to get ready to perform. Our Housewife was very imaginative in thinking of new ways to make him performance ready but the drugs really made that difficult.

32 comments:

david91 said...

Gerald Butler

surfer said...

Yeah, Brandi & Gerard. Meh.

spacecowboy78 said...

Is this even blind?

Seachica said...

When Brandi was "dating" GB, lol.

Do drugs always have that affect? I'm feeling innocent today, but I haven't dated any heavy drug users apparently.

califblondy said...

Jeez, she worked on it for a week?

I hope it was worth it.

Princess said...

LOVE when they're so easy even I can get them!
Brandi and Gerald totally.

selenakyle said...

Oh SNAP. I guess he shoulda just admitted it when it came to light last month, instead of saying "Brandi WHO?"

Ha haaaaa

Nosey said...

since when in Gerard Butler A list? i think we would need to guess again. i would consider him B-, but then again with enty, we never know

Anotheramy said...

I would still hit it, right out of rehab because who knows when the relapse will happen.

EmEyeKay said...

@Seachica - yes, they can, but not necessarily all the time, and it differs from guy to guy.

EmEyeKay said...

Also - this doesn't seem blind!

Opie said...

Guess that is the real reason Gerry went to rehab. Bad for his sex life and had to slum it with Real Housewives (but I love them!). Wonder if a simple Viagra can counteract coke d*ck?

nolachickee said...

I too am having a hard time with Gerry being A list. He's such a goofy mofo to me.

auntliddy said...

Brandi! What a classless gal! Ugh!

MISCH said...

You know said he was great, he just should have said Thanks....payback is always a bitch.

MISCH said...

she said....

Jasmine said...

Seachica- maybe long term drug usage can cause this sort of affect where even if one is off the drugs for short periods of time it still can affect their erections?

The central nervous system does play a role in erections happening and can also be affected by drug use, so my thought is over time the two would definitely be linked.
Maybe there are so many cheatings happening in HOllywood cause male celebs who are prone to drugs (aka most of em), when they do get hard, have to prove their machismo to themselves? Just a thought.

RenoBlondee said...

Easiest blind ever!

timebob said...

coke dick is a bitch.

EmEyeKay said...

^ as is waiting for coke dick to subside.

KLM said...

What MISCH said - while this item is hardly a blind, it is totally deserved based on his comments. Ha!

And LOL @ EmEyeKay...

nunaurbiz said...

Yeah, but you fail to understand, Brandi, that he NEEDED to take the drugs to numb himself enough to sleep with you!

Actually, I don't think this is Gerry. Remember Gerry was the revealed blind that said something like, "Even I wouldn't sleep with you," to some skanky actress (can't remember who it was).

Gerry's never admitted being with her: http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/27/gerard-butler-brandi-glanville-sex/#.T002EIF2Mk4

And love how everyone thinks BG is a lying skank EXCEPT for this. Methinks the lady doth brag too much!

Mango said...

I don't know if I believe this. I mean, I totally believe Brandi and Gerard shacked up for a week, but on live TV she said something like he was an 11 on a scale of 1-10 or something like that.

Unless Brandi called him impotent because she was miffed at his, "Brandi who?" comments, I think this is manufactured. It's just too easy.

Basil said...

Easy blind. Guess Gerry should have been gentlemen enough to at least acknowledge her instead of that stupid "Brandi who?"

Robert said...

@ nunaurbiz: AnnaLynn McCord, I believe...

Christiane said...

It wouldn't be surprising, considering that Butler's also the top suspect for the blind item about the foreign born "A" list actor who hooked up with (barely legal of age) high school seniors because they'd ignore his bedroom shortcomings. Whether both of these blinds are true, I don't know...

(Enty, what happened to the outing of Nathalie Portman having a fake relationship with Millepied for Oscar's sake? They're now married!)

Geebz said...

I just got out of a relationship with someone that loved herb and booze and let's just say that it CAN have a detrimental affect on performance. :(

Sherry said...

I think if BG did say this about GB it was because se was hoping to hook up more to be relevant which with GB would just be plain stoopid. BUT she needs someoe else to make her important since her husband done R U N N O F T with Leanne Fugly.

Rickatoo said...

Who ever said that BG was a liar? She's the one to tell the truth in the room

Jennmcn said...

Poor Brandi! I bet she put a lot of effort into it and got little in return. She even tried to boost his standing as a stud. No wonder he didn't remember her; it was the drugs. Because I can't believe Brandi would be forgettable in bed; the crazier the woman, the better the sex.

Tatyana said...

The Portman-Millipied item was as patently fake as Enty's other *blinds*, so it's par for the course.

JsHaugh said...

__^Pretty much about half the story in the majority of blinds is true. In particular the four for four long thesis type descriptions are nearly all false. The guy people think/want to be RDJ is interesting but everyone on gossip sites know CDAN is not accurate 90%. A fact they do not try to hide anymore.